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At the risk of sounding pretentious and like an indie fuck, Neutral Milk Hotel's "Tuesday Moon". Really love the first two minutes or whatever, but then there's a solid 5 minutes of just a bass dragging along. I found a live version though, and that solved the problem, but that studio version was just ridiculous.

My friends and I were ushered out of the first one for laughing at that one scene when they were climbing pyrmaids or whatever the fuck they were doing.

so is your push lololololololollolol

the best part of this is that she thinks the Star of David has something to do with Astrology.

It's true; grapes.

the song should be "new jersey" by red house painters. you know. since you should be booking it in new jersey.

Greatest moment in ATH History today? I say yes. Paige: No one will remember the 30 run game. does anyone remember the time the lakers won by 84!? Mariotti: Yes! Paige: No you don't it never happened.

I'd just like to point out that Hunter Pence has played less games than Ryan Braun at this point, so that argument isn't exactly the best. Granted, Brauns numbers are better, but Pence plays a solid centerfield (only two errors) where centerfield is a mother fucking hill. He's also on my fantasy team, so he's automatically amazing.

I'm telling you guys, Matt Holliday. Colorado isn't in the wild card picture without him.

AL MVP - A-rod AL Cy Young - Josh Beckket AL ROY - DiceK ALMOY - Hargrove NL MVP - Matt holliday (I cite Justin Morneu) NL Cy Young - Cole Hamels NL ROY - Ryan Braun (woulda been hunter pence) NL MOY - Pinella

August 20th. what the fuck. I can't reverse my sleep habits over the course of the night, either, getting to bed at this hour is impossible. Fucking school. In august. Summer really blows by, sometimes.

As a met fan living in jacksonville, if fox opts to air sox/sox in my area, it'll be kind of like punching me in the dick.

oh, alright. By the way, the mets carried the momentum against the dregs of the nl in 5-1 fashion. in case anyone was wondering. (we're almost at september, i've gotta start getting in we're-the-best-team-ever mode)

Why didn't he go out for the 9th?

People, people, root beer floats. They're the best ice cream treat in the world. Galaxy, even. People only doubt the importance of jesus because he turned water into wine, instead of root beer floats.

No matter what it is, you can bet Bob_baron will see live whatever NBC is airing on Sautrday night at 11:30.

I spoke too soon.

OH MY GOD MOTA GOT OUT OF AN INNING DANCE WITH ME MET FANS DANCE WITH ME

Muzz.

I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. He's on pace for 100 strikeouts as a leadoff hitter. Are you going to tell me that's a good approach for a leadoff hitter?

Does anyone know what relievers on waivers? I don't even know if there's anything the mets can actually do about the bullpen at this point.

Shut the hell up. I can't believe the mets are going to lose this game.

Hanley bats leadoff right? He needs to strike out less. He'll finish with 100. He'll fix that though. This is the new Jeter/Nomar.

This isn't really the appropriate thread because I'm sure you've all read it in school at some point, whatever. The Cask of Amontialldo is the most amazing short story in the history of forever.

What's with high school english teachers being so young? My English teacher last year was 22. Pretty sure she was a pot head, too.