Smartly Pretty

Not exactly your funniest jokes, here, Czech.

This just made it's way to my inbox.

The Hives - Black & White Album Um, this sort of isn't even out yet.

I'm going to no-sell the location.

SWF Favorite Writer(s)? Favorite Match(es)? Favorite Promo(s)? Favorite Character(s)? Favorite Spot(s)? Favorite Move Names? Favorite Stipulation(s)? Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Dream Matches? Dream Angles? Funny Moment(s)? Fondest Memories? Any Regrets? I've became most friendly with...? Wrestling Favorite Federation? Favorite Worker? Least Favorite Worker? Favorite Match(es)? Favorite Stipulation? Dream Matches? If I worked for a company it'd be... My style of wrestling would be... Face or heel? Dream Matches (that includes you)? Personal Name? Age? Single? Biggest Turn On? Biggest Turn Off? Religious? Favorite book(s)? Favorite movie(s)? Favorite actor/actress? Favorite bands? Favorite song(s)? Most Recent Accomplishment? Most Recent Failure? My biggest flaw... I like my... Future Goal(s)? Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? Heroes? I would love to meet... Hardest moment of my life... Greatest moment of my life... Would you want to be famous? Favorite swear word? Favorite food? What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell?

Lemonade Gatorade is the best flavor of Gatorade.

1. Magglio Ordóñez, Tigers 2. Alex Rodriguez, Yankees you've got some splainin' to do.

Kanye's skit was hysterical. I thought the jokes on Weekend Update were funny, but the Iranian president thing fell really flat. Solid Gold was kind of funny. Guidance Counselor thing was sort of ok, but LeBron James really sucked.

Girls are fucking crazy. If a dude cheats on his girlfriend, 9 times out of 10, she wants to beat up the other girl more than she wants to slap her boyfriend. I don't understand it, but it's very definitely true.

AL Most Valuable Player 1. Alex Rodreguiez 2. Vladimir Guerrero 3. Magglio Ordonez 4. Carlos Pena 5. C.C. Sabbathia 6. Mike Lowell 7. Ichiro Suzuki 8. Josh Beckett 9. Dan Haren 10. Grady Sizemore NL Most Valuable Player 1. Matt Holliday 2. David Wright 3. Jimmy Rollins 4. Prince Fielder 5. Eric Byrnes 6. Chase Utley 7. Cole Hamels 8. Hanley Ramirez 9. Chipper Jones 10. Alfonso Soriano AL Cy Young 1. C.C. Sabbathia 2. Josh Beckett 3. Dan Haren NL Cy Young 1. Cole Hamels 2. Jake Peavy 3. Brandon Webb AL Rookie of the Year 1. Daisuke Matsuzaka 2. Hideki Oakajima 3. Dustin Pedroia NL Rookie of the Year 1. Troy Tulowitzki 2. Hunter Pence 3. Ryan Braun AL Manager of the Year 1. Mike Sciosia (I have no idea how to spell his last name and I'm not about to look it up) 2. Joe Torre 3. Terry Francona NL Manager of the Year 1. Lou Pinella 2. Clint Hurdle 3. Bob Melvin

Well, there's still 9 at bats left for us to make up these runs. (read: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck)

Sun Sports has decided that FSU Girls soccer takes precedent over one of the most important ballgames of the year.

I was looking for "There is an explosion". I didn't know you had another line.

Fucking maryland.

Florida's in the mix for #1 if they beat LSU, but not right now.

Lou is seemingly responsible for the Cubs midseason turnaround though. I'd give it to Lou.

If Rutgers loses as well (down 14-3 with a minute left in the half, but it looks like they're about to score) is USF the favorite to win the Big East? EDIT: 14-10 now.

"Batting fifth is 'white power' Austin Kearns" - Dmitri Young

The Marlins announcers are now saying that Willie should take John Maine out of the ballgame.

Marlins color guy is a total douche fuck. For whatever reason, the fact that Jose Reyes is laughing makes him an idiot. He went on a total tirade. He sounded like Reyes had personally offended him or something, he was screaming and shit.

I don't want to jinx anything, but even if the Mets don't make the playoffs, John Maine could make this worth my while.

How long has the SWF been around? 5+ years? 5 years and not a single show in New Jersey? I think it's about damn time.

You know, sometimes, I really fucking hate baseball.

Neeeeewww Jeeeerrsseeey

That is pretty trivial.