Smartly Pretty

I laughed so hard when "Donovan McNabb" was a McDonalds spokesperson.

Yeah, I'm not all that worried about the Phils. I'll be worried as fuck if they win the wild card and we have to play them, but for now I'm not concerned. And Steve J. Rogers, firing Willie would be pretty, um, wrong.

It would make me very happy to see the Jets win one of those football game things.

Colt Brennan will blow at the pro level. His semi-side-arm throw won't cut it.

Oh, thanks.

Why does every quarterback have a green dot o the back of their helmet?

that NFL distribution map was wrong, I don't get the Jets. Lame.

I miss it already

White High School kids are the best demographic.

I was quailman for Halloween last year. His outfit was substantially better.

Maybe I'm the only one, but doesn't it kind of bother you that it's now socially acceptable to make jokes during a movie? Especially because more often than not, the joker is in fact not actually funny. Also, parents need to take their crying children out of theaters (on a similar note, your child does not need a lecture mid-movie on how profanity is bad after will ferrell says "shit").

The jaguar game got blacked out so I get the Jets! Yay!

fact: Mota gets a win for that game.

"Disenchanted Hears Unite" - Tullycraft I probably shouldn't like this so much, but god damn is it a ton of fun.

I need to see a dentist. Like, now. I had a snickers the other day and I was in physical pain. I had to stop eating the candy bar.

I like ABBA too. Mama Mia is a pretty awesome musical.

I'm going through a twee phase. It's so much...fun.

No national games?

Think about it. A group of people now have a goddamn emmy that's engraved with the words "Dick in a Box" EDIT: Where'd you find that out though? I want to know if Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends won whatever it was they were nominated for. That show is so awesome, regardless of its target market.

It doesn't bother me at all. I was watching an Of Montreal video on youtube and every comment was more or less "fuck this band for being on outback steakhouse commercials". Why the hell would anyone care? Maybe the band is on hard times (unlikely, but possible. More likely they KNOW someone going through some rough times, but the point still stands). They wrote the music, they're free to do what they want with it. Maybe the guys at Of Montreal really like the Bloomin' Onion.

I listened to "Stay" by Lisa Loeb this morning. Twice in a row. What pleasures make you guilty?

Jack Wilson's never been anywhere else. 6 Years long term?

those coverage maps never cease to remind me what a pathetic city Jacksonvile Florida is.