Failed Bridge

hey Alf, we need to talk on the phone sometime. You're one of a handful of people I would talk on the phone with here.

I found a Sega Genesis and Madden 93 in the trunk of a car today. No AV or Power cables but it had both of the original controlers in mint condition.

I would see it as a negative for anybody with a real social life to be seen constantly posting on a messageboard I'll give him a call and let him know you miss him. I don't know how much he lets people in on his real life stuff but he's doing well and I'm sure he'll be back soon enough to entertain you all...until then here's a picture of a murdered clown; talk amongst yourselves

well he just left with an injury so you may find out how right you are

Is Mutumbo a free agent cause I'm pretty sure PJ Brown is all done and they're gonna need somebody to fill that void (and Mutumbo would be perfect)?

Obviously I didn't think it completely through, it was more of a heat of the moment type deal I deal with wetbacks all day...the Dominicans around here are alot worse than the Mexicans over there. Dominicans aint no joke to fuck with. Yes I would

I can get gas for free when I need to...one of the luxuries of working at a junkyard

Pierce is 7th on the Celtics all time scoring list and has a damn good chance of breaking John Havlicek's record if he finishes his career in Boston and stays healthy (I suspect he'll play for at least another 5-7 years) which I would think lands him in the Hall of Fame.

Dude she was talking on a cell phone while listening to loud and shitty music. Maybe now she'll pay attention to the road...losing 100 bucks makes some people think. I mean maybe, just maybe she'll be more attentive now where-as she could have kept this routine up and hit some kid crossing the street or something. In reality I'm a hero...praise me mo'fucka Fuck you, the Eagles are great...except for Witchy Woman. I've never been able to stand that song.

Its around $4.03 a gallon here...when I feel like buying it. Its alot easier to just buy dry gas and octane boost then proceed to spike the gas tanks of the cars that come into the yard and drain them of their fuel. You just gotta be careful with which gas ya take because you can go through fuel filters real quick if you take garbage gas.

Rigged? Are you fucking kidding me? Game 2. The end. I hate conspiracy theorists. I'm not saying that game wasn't called horribly either. Its being called so horrible that it is starting to show some merit to the league giving a heads up on how they want the series to go. Like I said; either the claims that the league goes to the officials and gives them a heads up on how they would like to see things go holds a bit of water or all these officials are absolutely horrendous. It certainly needs to be looked at either way.

I'm actually starting to think this shit is a bit rigged now too. I don't want to but the officials completely took Garnett out of the game over ticky-tack crap and I feel they did that to bring the series back to Boston. Either way the NBA has gotta do something because their officiating is the worst out of all the pro sports.

Technically I think you just held this woman up. I don't think so since she did ask "How much is it going to take?" It happened in Auburn which is a township in the middle of Worcester. She also had a foreign accent I didn't commit a felony since she asked me how much. I could have requested more. I spent it on tickets for an Eagles concert.

for anybody else who's seen Justin Masterson pitch does he resemble a young Kevin Brown in his style or is it just me?

So yesterday I was driving down a busy main st and some black chick talking on a cell phone with her stereo far too loud decided to run a red light and take a left. I slammed my brakes but she still clipped me on my front passenger side. She then proceeded to try and run but I'm a damn good driver and I chased her down and got her to pull over within 5min. I then get out of my car and look to see the damages...light was popped out a bit but nothing major. I went up to her and started yelling and cursing to the point where she was almost in tears. She then asks me how much is it going to take to fix? I told her to let me go check everything over again...I just looked at it basically then walked back up and said "How much you got?" and she said nothing and she would have to go to the bank. I followed her to the bank and had her give me 100 bucks. After she left I popped the light back in (works fine and isn't damaged) and then went home. So basically I charged her a $100 stupidity fee. Could have turned out alot worse (nobody was injured) but hopefully she learned you don't blast ragae music and talk on a cell phone when you're already a stupid female driver. Edit: I don't think I made it clear but there wasn't even two dollars in damages done to my car

I think alot of that had to do with playing beside Antoine Walker who also had no desire to play any kind of defense what-so-ever. Antoine will always be my favorite Celtic player ever but the guy just wanted to push the ball and take shots alot of the time...I think that rubbed off on Paul when he came into the league.

*raises hand* And there is no reason it shouldn't happen in EVERY game. No one can match up with him. he plays the way KG should be playing. While raising your own hand you should have pointed at me as well. C'mon now, what did I say at the start?

My cousin is a major juggalo...he suffered brain damage in a horrendous car accident though so I just let it be. I think he's more into KottonMouth Kings now though and he actually hangs out with some of the members when they come around. I like one song by them; Hooligan

I'm glad Ripper broke down the match-ups because I really wasn't motivated to do so. Only thing I want to point out is that Tony Allen will not be a part of this series due to an injury. I wanna see more Leon Powe than PJ Brown this series. I really think Powe has the ability to be something special and he's an under-rated defender.

I did my job though and didn't sell shit over by the back fence for discounted prices like this former employee did who was black (and his name was Cletus...I kid you not) so I'm not a nigger. I didn't even sleep...I just sat in a picked clean Subaru for an extra 45min and texted people.

well, phil jackson is smarter than flip saunders. and kobe's much scarier in close game situations than anybody on the pistons. The Pistons are a much more balanced team and I believe they're far better defensively too than the Lakers. I also don't believe that the addition of Pau Gasol is enough to make the Lakers such a clear cut pick as winner. Celts swept the regular season match-up before the Gasol acquisition. At least I'm basing my decision on logical things and not going for the "Red is taking care of dem boys from up above!" defense that some people are pathetically using around the New England area.

I personally think the Pistons are a better team than the Lakers and since the Celts were able to beat the Pistons then why can't they beat the Lakers too? I say Celts in 6

no posts in the Gulag for over a month. Time to scrap that idea yet?

Jews can afford to buy new cars. And Fridge is bouncing at the junkyard? Is this a part-time job or has there been a huge development i've missed between Chef ->Military -> Junkyard Bouncer. I'm not a bouncer, I do all sorts of shit there.

some dirty Puerto Rican took a shit in the middle of the Toyota section today. I almost stepped in it and since I knew it was him (it was real early, the pile was steaming, and he was the only one around) I proceeded to kick his cheap toolbox over into a puddle of mud saturated with radiator fluid.