Failed Bridge

today at work while turning the grill on a massive backdraft came out of the vent and singed all the hair on my left arm off. There are no burns, just a patch completely void of hair. I kind of know the pain Marvin goes through now.

buy a box of Bird's Eye brand frozen peas and sit on them.

I think Lushus just brings Carnival around so the police don't harrass him as much.

No, and I don't think you have the luxury of being able to deny any girl for being a "sublte goth" in real life, let alone one that is actually hot like her. Maybe you should message her and talk about how you used to be super fat and pathetic, but you've lost weight and now you're merely overweight, but still just as sad. Did my advice get your chunky ex to cut down on the donuts? Edit: And I didn't bother respond to the bolded statement because it made no sense at all.

she'd be cute if it wasn't for the whole subtle goth thing. I thought everybody finally came to a joint agreement that the goth thing is stupid.

unless she's ugly

There are no good Asian pitchers in the major leagues right now.

I refuse to believe a man who didn't know to use a plunger to unclog his toilet could ever graduate from anything. Just because CWM drew you a diploma with crayons doesn't mean you've graduated.

Pats brought in Ty Law for a physical. I'd love to see him come back as he's my all time favorite Patriot's player (Rodney Harrison coming in at a close second). People don't seem to understand that he was around 80% last year after his injury and still did a pretty good job for the Jets.

he sprung for twinkies and ho-hos

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the one that plays Warren is the guy who was in the Canadian teen series "Flash Forward". I also noticed Juggernaut has been added to the roster.

That's because Apocalypse was behind it in the comics. Its how he got his 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

and speaking of the Rockies, I like how Todd Helton makes about 40% of the entire team's payroll.

They'll be far below .500 come the end of the year and everybody knows it.

Clint Herdle escaped the list and being mentioned in this thread. I suspect it has something to do with nobody caring about the Rockies.

that Mario wasn't very athletic. Neat vid though

I do regular crunches. Nothing at all special. Its mainly been all diet change and major discipline with that.

70lbs lost now

they should have gotten Bret Hart to do commentary for The Old Man and The Lisa best episode of Season 9 is Homer vs The City of New York. Homer running away from the pimp in his flashback is one of those special scenes.

I don't hug

I'd say Goonies and Toy Soldiers.

I'm more than just a poster, which is why I was left off the good list (crosses fingers)

I heard Jeff Conine is the name being brought up most for the Yankees to aquire. Makes sense too as he wouldn't cost much to aquire, can play LF and then when Sheffield comes back he can play some first base and allow Giambi to DH.