Failed Bridge

Do you REALLY think about that? Whenever I see a photo of Paula Abdul I think "How the hell did Emilio get himself some of that?".

no hot water in the visitor's clubhouse sounds like a great homefield advantage to me. Deny them toilet paper next and you're getting somewhere.

I always loved the school lunch brand spaghetti and meatballs. That and the chicken fillets were always awesome.

at some point in their marriage you just know Emilio Estevez cummed all over her beautiful breasts. Discuss how disturbing that truly is.

Chris Guccione and Angel Hernandez Oh, and Alfonso Marquez is horrible too. I think he's Angel Hernandez Jr.

Joe West squeezed Ervin Santana on what should have been strike 3 on 3 different pitches. His act of "young pitchers have to earn the strike zone" has gotten so tiresome. I think this marks year number 3 in a row that I've complained about him as well. I wonder how long into the season it will be before I complain about that one spanish ump (Angel Hernandez I believe). He's even worse.

He finally retired, and after all the years he played in Seattle...well they must be honoring him. From everything I've heard he was a good guy in the Seattle community as well. Yankees might be on their way to starting the season 1-5. Now I know this won't last, but its fun to laugh at for the moment.

damn area blackouts and Direct TV not carrying Baltimore MASN here. Looked like a fun pitcher's duel to watch after yesterday's offense-fest. Least I get to see the game tommorow in person. Neener-neener Marvin *waves his Red Sox flag about*

call bob_barron. He's got some time to kill before SNL. Let bob brighten up your day.

call the Boys Town hotline.

its hard to have good conversation about something that isn't good. That's my view on the WWE folder anyways.

Chris Shelton is on pace to hit over 200 homeruns this season.

collapsed at breakfast due to heart problems. She was only 28...yikes.

so it looks like nature gave birth to the first ever living muppet

The TSM season final cliffhanger; Who banned J.R.?

is there a woman in the men's room? If not then its not a real ruckus.

Drek Stone has no lower torso and because of that he should be placed on a skateboard, ride the subway and pan-handle whilst singing "I've got no legs doot-doot-doot-doot".

because you'd probably break the whole board by writing down an elipse in the administrative panel.

with clam chowder you use oyster crackers.

save that for the Love, Sex, and Dating folder.

New England Clam Chowder is the best. Manhatten Clam Chowder, much like many things having to do with the middle parts of New York, sucks ass.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was great.

ugh, I hate Minestrone. Also, clam chowder is always the way to go.

Lendale White, RB, USC Corey Dillon may be done and I don't wanna see the offense go back to how it was when an aging Antwain Smith was looked at to handle the bulk of the carries. Pats get, in my opinion, the best RB of the draft right here.