Failed Bridge

Just watched the Sox/Yanks game on TiVo and that Matsui injury was nasty. You could tell it was at the very least fractured right after it happened. Wrists don't bend that way without something breaking. I hate having to watch the YES network's coverage. I didn't need to see Bubba Crosby jump straight up in the air on the warning track (for a ball he could have camped under) about 30 different times from every different angle and hear about how he "Robbed Lowell and the Red Sox of a homer with a tremendous play". If he doesn't catch it then at the very most it bounces off the wall. Damon did take a homer away from Mirabelli though. That was a damn nice catch. when Yankees fans finally realise that Jeter has the range of a pregnant woman in her third trimester it'll be a glorious day. Orlando Cabrera should have won the Gold Glove last season and Tejada should have won in 04. ESPN's over-hyping of Jeter making average plays look tremendous with his showboat antics over shadows the fact that he doesn't have the range to make the really tough plays.

Did you take my suggestion and buy a high level character to kill her's with?

I still play. It is fun and I've had no problems letting it be for a few days when need be. Expansion is coming out for it soon too.

Sean Astin was great in Toy Soldiers so I could see people wanting to see it for him.

Encino Man is not a Pauly Shore movie. Its a Brendan Frasier movie that happens to have Pauly Shore in it.

I had a dream once where I hung out with Kevin Nash and then went along with him to visit Scott Hall at some rehab center. I don't remember anymore than that but it was pretty funny.

this has nothing at all to do with fucking your dumbass friends.

Kotz only likes Pauly Shore because his obsession starred along side Pauly in the movie Bio Dome.

Oh, and something I forgot to mention to you after moving to Virginia. It seems Chevy Chase owns his own line of banks down here. There's one that plays Caddyshack and Funny Farm on repeat in the little waiting area.

I just don't get the wanting to go out of your way to start stuff with her when she's not doing anything to antagonise(probably butchered that word) you. I thought Banky retired from this kind of stuff.

They should have gotten Dave Chappelle to follow up Colbert.

Tell your sister to have it set up so he's giving out handjobs in a back alley as his new means of employment.

This is what happens when there's nothing good on TV.

I worked and caught some kind of cold it seems too.

regardless if it was fake or not he was willing to fall to Tom Arnold. That alone shows he's mentally unstable.

Whooped by Tom Arnold...sounds like he really hurt his shoulder too. Link

I'd rather not read the Captain's Log about that.

McDonalds and Taco Bell would be the only places open.

I just sent a request to both Laurence Maroney and Chad Jackson to be added to their friend's list. Laurence Maroney's real life friends all type like AOL chatroom idiots.

MVPs for the month of April (in my opinion) AL - Derek Jeter NL - Abert Pujols CY Young leaders AL - Contreras NL - Pedro

Haven't had time to really chime in so here goes. I loved the Pats first two picks but was pretty pissed to see them not grab Darnell Bing in the third round. That is until they picked up Mincey in the 6th round. How he dropped that far is beyond me but he's basically an OLB version of Ted Johnson. The guy just flat out kills the run but has no real pass rushing skills and only average pass defense. 5 teams coming out best from the draft 1.) Arizona - Leinart, Lutui, Pope, Jonathan Lewis and Gabriel Watson...all could have been first day picks any other year. 2.) Houston - So what if they didn't take Bush. Their defense is much improved now and they finally have some good o-linemen to keep Carr from getting killed. Domanik Davis is a fine back and will do much better in this new system anyways. 3.) New England - Maroney at 21 and Jackson at 36 are steals. They also landed the best kicker in the draft to replace Vinatieri and got quality picks out of O'Callaghan, Mills, Thomas, and Mincey. 4.) Eagles - Bunkley should help give them what they missed from Corey Simon last season and Winston Justice has all the tools to be a good RT in the future. Giles and Avant were too very good picks as well. 5.) Denver - They grabbed themselves Javon Walker and Jay Cutler. Its not everyday you grab yourself a pro-bowl WR and a guy being looked at as a franchise QB in the same draft. Worst draft The Bills - They reached for a safety with the 8th overall pick instead of trading down a bit to teams like the Ravens and Cardinals who had to have been offering alot to move up and grab Leinart. John McCargo was being looked at by other teams as a second day pick but the Bills thought he had late first round value. It looks like the front office took stupid pills that weekend because they ended up with next to nothing in a very deep draft.

I'll say one thing before I hop into the shower. Matt Millen better lock his doors and hire massive amounts of security or Lions fans might kill him tonight. How you don't draft Matt Leinart when your top two QBs are Jon Kitna and Josh McCown...wow.

World of Warcraft most definately

I'm sure its automatically my turn by now. The Patriots take Maurice Stovall, WR, Notre Dame. I guess this thing is over then