Failed Bridge

You're crazy. Aaron Brooks is just terrible as he's always looking for the big play and can't read defenses. He's also got one hell of an ego for somebody who's done nothing in the league. To say he had no weapons besides Joe Horn is completely wrong too. He had one of the premier backs in the league in Deuce McAllister, along with WRs Donte' Stallworth, Michael Lewis, and this year Az Hakim. Ernie Conwell is also one of the most solid (yet underrayed) TEs in the league. Aaron Brooks just isn't a good QB.

Roy Williams is a very fast reciever, Charles Rogers has some speed too and if he got his act together could be very productive, and Mike Williams was out of football for a whole year so this up-coming season we should see the real Mike Williams. If they could just find a coach to harness all of that talent then they would have a very threatening trio.

Mike hadn't been mentioned for awhile until this terrible gimmik was born.

If TNA were to run this very angle then I'm sure he would.

perhaps a stupid question, but I'm new so bare with me. Is the word count a minimum or max?

2002 with the Smackdown 6

Tim White vs Undertaker in a Casket Match

Martz in Detroit makes sense.

*The magical SWF video-feed takes us inside a music store. Panning past the local youth looking to snatch up the new CD from recently admitted drug abuser and eating disorder starlet Lindsay Lohan, we see a large man standing by the small "Albums section" sifting through old REO Speedwagon records. Recieving that feeling of being watched, the large man turns around, gives off a grungey smile, and removes his shades. Today's music is alot like today's wrestling. Fans are programmed to react to the flashy stuff rather than the real substance. Promoters repeatedly shove the flavor of the month out while forgetting about the kinds of guys that got them their in the first place. Talentless hacks like Kelly Clarkson & Todd Cortez grab the spotlight due to their look while the real acts like Meatloaf and myself are shoved to the back and forgotten. Well The Dude started to kill that trend at his last stop. You see, I cut through that minor league promotion to the south like a hot knife through butter. I beat the best of the best and they still shined that spotlight down on a gothic aussie crybaby that couldn't successfully carry The Dude's jock, let alone a world title. Well, The Dude's left that bumpkin promotion for the big time and its time to top the charts of the SWF. So Insane Luchador, Jay Hawke, Ejiro Fasaki, and the rest of the SWF locker room get ready, cause The Dude has arrived and you're all just the next stop on this Magical Mystery Tour of Funk...oh, Have Mercy! *The Dude places his shades back on and walks out of frame while the camera zooms in on the records and one in particular; AC/DC's Highway to Hell*

Smarks Board Name: FFMS Wrestlers Name: The 70s Dude Height: 6'2" Weight: 290lbs Hometown: Newark, New Jersey Age: 37 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: none Ring Escort: none Weapon(s): sometimes uses a Disco Ball or other hippy-esque weaponry Quote: Oh, Have Mercy! Looks: Think a mixture of Dude Love and "The Dude" from the movie The Big Lebowski. Long Wavy brown hair, thick goattee, beer gut, and thick thighs. Tie-dyed wrestling pants and 70s style t-shirts (RUSH t-shirts, tye-dye t-shirts, Grateful Dead t-shirts, etc) Ring Entrance: The house lights dim and strobe lights pan around the crowd while I'm Your Boogie Man by KC and the Sunshine Band plays. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 5 Speed: 3 Vitality: 8 Charisma: 4 Style: Hardcore and slight power Signature moves: Running knee to opponent in Tree of Woe Running elbow drop off the apron Fisherman's DDT Double-underhook DDT Bulldog from the middle rope Suicide Clothesline Common moves: Swinging neck breaker Slingshot suplex Kitchen Sink (for all those knowledgable of the THQ wrestling games~!) Eye rake on the ropes Flury of punches in the corner (while standing on the mat, not on turnbuckles) Side Suplex Fallaway Slam Sitdown Piledriver Front facelock Russian Legsweep Rope Drop Clothesline Sideslam Atomik Drop Back Breaker Rare moves: Suicide Dive Finishers: The Draft Dodger (Death Valley Driver) Three Mile Island (Fame-asser) Notes: Tough as hell but still often takes cheap shots and cheats. Extremely cocky and arrogant. Thinks he's a chick magnet even though he has a beer belly and resembles Grizzly Addams. Bio: -Debuted on OAOAST television on 1/6/05 -Made his in-ring debut on the 1/20/05 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN with a win over Barry Horowitz -Defeated Calvin Szechstein in a Last Man Standing match at Anglemania IV -Won the OAOAST X-Division Title from Leon Rodez at Living Anglelously 2005 in a Last Man Dancing Match -Fired from the OAOAST after trying to sell the X-Division Title during a promotional trip to Japan

no way that FSU deserves to be as high as you placed them. Maybe 18 or 19 but certainly not 14.

Downhome would make a Memorial .gif of the entire situation.

Tim White is to Bill Murray as Josh Matthews is to Andie MacDowell?

OMG! Tim White's innards are infested with rats! I will pray for him a very day.

and herpes. Boston Globe is reporting a possible 3 team deal between LA/OAK/BOS David Wells headed to LA Prospects to OAK Corner OF from LA and pitcher from OAK to Bos It would be nice if the Red Sox front office finally realised that trading David Wells is not at the top of the list in priorities. The team has no SS, no CF, and no adequate option for a leadoff hitter.

I could be wrong but I believe I recently read that Arrested Development will be headed to HBO.

I thought you'd be jumping for joy over this from past conversations we've had about Futurama.

Leinart's first good pass since the first quarter, and with that I'm going to lay down for the rest of the game. Night peoples.

shitty punt

Gotta please the sponsors.

The USC tennis team is garbage from what I hear.

Michael Jackson move earns them an immediate disqualification.

I'd fuck that blonde bitch with one leg.

USC deserves to lose after having their entire marching band do that Michael Jackson move.

I don't have $50 to spend on booze.