Failed Bridge

I wouldn't worry too much about it Al. People on the ESPN Messageboards post the insider stuff. ESPN.com just doesn't have anybody checking on anything.

That's one job you could never get me to do. Unless offered at least $20 an hour I would just have no motivation to go 100s of feet into the earth to chip away at shit while it eats at my lungs. Coal miners have my respect.

Shark Boy should job to a different cruiserweight each and every week. It gives them somebody to job out to those cruisers and I just plain hate Shark Boy so it would piss him off and thus make me laugh as well.

oh, I'm also sick of seeing Chris Saban job each and every week. He's an extremely talented guy that's just getting the shaft.

What a giant cluster-fuck of booking. You make a stable of 3, while very talented, low mid-carders beat a team with two guys on it in the upper mid-card. Styles and Daniels should not have been involved in that match. Ron Killings squashes Bobby Roode twice and then Roode beats him in the second rematch? Who the hell thought that was a good idea? I've always thought the New Age Outlaws worked better as heels which is why I was surprised to see them make Konnan the heel in the end. Nobody tends to care about Konnan and his shoe throwing ways regardless if he's a face or heel, but they could have used him and Killings to bring back a heel NAO team and strengthen the tag division. Hopefully TNA management was paying attention to the reaction Jarrett got. Its obvious this company isn't going anywhere with him as champ. If I had any confidence in their creative staff I would say that a future rematch between Styles and Joe with a double-turn might be the way to go. I don't however and I know they'd fuck it up to the extreme. Also, where the hell is Christian?

The Texans have alot of holes to fill so drafting a defensive player over somebody as good as D'Brickshaw Ferguson isn't going to fix anything. They will likely trade down with a team that wants Reggie Bush or Leinart and still get themselves Ferguson or a top tier O-Lineman with their first rounder. David Carr is going to get killed if they don't upgrade that line.

Goodbye James Doohan Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the treadmill And they made you fix ships out in space And it seems to me you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did

Are you gonna let Czech talk to her?

Stupidy and total letdown are prominent in most Hardcore Discussion threads these days.

Patriots could use an O-cooridinator and Norv Turner wouldn't be the worst option.

We don't know. You're the one who was suppose to be telling us.

2/3s of the NFL are sitting at home so I figured why not start this thread? Head Coaching positions available: Detroit, Minnesota, Green Bay, St. Louis, Houston, New Orleans, Kansas City. Draft Order Thus Far: 1.) Houston 2.) New Orleans 3.) Tennessee 4.) NY Jets 5.) Green Bay 6.) Oakland 7.) San Francisco 8.) Buffalo 9.) Detroit 10.) Arizona 11.) St. Louis 12.) Cleveland 13.) Baltimore 14.) Philli 15.) Atlanta 16.) Miami 17.) Minnesota 18.) Dallas 19.) San Diego 20.) Kansas City Link There's also a rumor floating around right now that the Bills will be firing their GM by the end of the week.

That's what I was just going to put. Its also the only movie I can think of with him in it off the top of my head.

Dick Vermeil is crying AGAIN as he retires from head coaching AGAIN.

Jared Has AIDS is banned from being replayed? I guess I am going to have to eventually pick up these DVDs then. My approach to it before was "Why bother when you can watch a whole season every week by tuning into Comedy Central?" but if they keep banning episodes then that won't ring true.

Link Pretty solid cast and Michael Mann is in charge of it. Think it will be a big summer hit or a flop like DoH was this past summer?

I wish there was a way to turn off the Fox commentary and just listen to the sounds of the game. Marcus Vick looks terrible today and as I say that he throws a 23 yard pass to convert a 3rd and 18.

I've been to a few messageboards (yes Cartman, one of them was the ESPN board) and all of them seem to be talking about the same thing. Manny Ramirez and Matt Clement have supposedly been traded to Baltimore for Miguel Tejada with the only thing holding it up being Ramirez and a possible contract extension. He evidently wants those final 2 years of his deal to be guarenteed but is willing to take less money than what the options are for.

Anybody else think Mike Martz goes to KC? I mean, their problem is defense still but Martz with a healthy Priest Holmes and Larry Johnson along with Tony Gonzales and others...he'd be a kid in a candy store.

Texans will trade out of the top spot and focus on grabbing Ferguson. Quite frankly they could make out like bandits too as many teams will be trying to trade with them to grab either Leinart or Bush.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Eagles' Offensive Coordinator Brad Childress get the position. He's use to calling plays for a mobile QB that has less than average WR talent around him and before this season he was quite succesful doing so. If Scott Linehan is willing to already leave the Dolphins then he's the first choice as he was the former O-Coordinator. If he wants to stay there though then Childress is my guess.

bumped due to the date. Happy 24th

ok, lets stop now before people start making fun of us for our ability to quote Year Without A Santa Claus

You don't want none of this. Whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much.

Where's Papacita with the graphic for my Biggest Bastard of an Idiot Award?