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Portland won't be bad either. I expect to see Jacoby Ellsbury, Jed Lowrie, Clay Bucholz, Edgar Martinez, and possibly Andrew Pinckney all there at one point.

Sean McAdam of the Providence Journal is reporting that the Braves could be shipping Ryan Langerhagen(I believe that's how its spelled) to Cleveland for most likely a bullpen arm. That would put the wheels in motion to send Coco Crisp to Boston who would be their new CFer. Rumor has it that Crisp would cost Marte and I don't like that at all. I'd be all for giving Marte up if it was Grady Sizemore but Crisp just isn't worth a player that could potentially put up the kind of numbers Miguel Cabrera does. Ease my mind Mr. Keiper...tell me it will be ok...

Considering the team has nobody to play SS or CF along with no leadoff hitter...well I think they have quite a bit to do. David Wells and Manny demanding trades with Wells threatening to retire and Manny threatening to no-show doesn't make it easier.

Red Sox better do something soon. They're falling way behind doing a whole lot of nothing since the Beckett deal.

This is the best we can do to counter his Jihad?

Everybody who's against kidnapping penguins go stand on the left, everybody who is for kidnapping penguins on the right, and everybody who is indifferent to kidnapping penguins...well you've got alot of nerve coming into this thread!

That doesn't really make her famous.

How else is he going to aquire super powers?

This is where offering the world to Chris Jericho for him to sign would make a ton of sense.

Hey! You leave Alfdogg out of this!

That wasn't funny at all

They don't have depth though and what depth they do have isn't all that great is what I'm saying.

They could use him too after seeing the starters they have. After Jake Peavy you've got... Chan Ho Park Chris Young Woody Williams (unless they excersised the buyout) Tim Stauffer (who really should have one more year in the minors) They're very thin in the rotation.

They say that they missed his leadership and guidance with the young rotation they have.

Troy Glaus could be headed to Boston soon for Matt Clement, Tony Graffanino, and a low level prospect. Its in today's Boston Herald. Red Sox also want to sign Millwood (which I believe is a good idea. He proved he could pitch in the AL last season and he doesn't have to swing a bat or anything which relieves some stress to the arm. Just ask Andy Pettite) and could trade David Wells to San Diego for prospects which they could swing to Tampa Bay for Julio Lugo. That basically leaves them needing a CFer. Glaus is also a great option as a clean-up hitter if they do trade Manny.

I have yet to see National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation on television this month. This upsets me greatly.

if it can be found near the equator then it should be called a "Dumbass Penguin".

I think he requested Fruit Loops for breakfast every morning too. I'm going to have go back and find this article. It was great.

the MySpace page is deleted now. I never got to see it. I wouldn't be shocked to see the Colts O-cooridinator do the Head Coaching gig this week in Seattle. Tony should take the week off and spend it with his family. They have HFA through-out pretty much wrapped up so its not a real meaningful game.

absolutely I second what Mr. Lushus said.

The board is only counting quality posts now it seems.

That's my favorite part of the initial post

all I know is that the mother fucker ate Cooler Ranch Doritos non-stop from an article earlier this year. A guard that watched over Suddam at one point was interviewed and said that Saddam couldn't stop talking about his love for that product. It was a hilarious article

Manny Ramirez apparently realy wants to be traded now that Damon is gone and he's willing to wave his no-trade clause to the Mets. Could he wave it for Baltimore? Look what Ken Rosenthal is reporting... A future rotation of Prior, Becket, Papelbon, Lester, and one other guy would just be absurd.

I don't care enough to do Fantasy Sports stuff. You can do that all on your own if you would like. I just wanna do the NFL mock draft and point out the players who could be sleepers. I'm also willing to do a recap of the draft and talk about the 5 best drafts and 5 worst drafts.