Failed Bridge

Good things happen when you follow my advice heh heh heh

That was a fucking run and a half. The RCA Dome is dead quiet after that one.

Why the Chargers didn't just pound the ball repeatedly on that gift fumble by the Colts is beyond me.

exciting game to say the least between the Colts and Chargers.

the love of her life died pretty tragically. I'll give her a mulligan on some weight gain at the moment. Hopefully she's off all the drugs though.

Chris Kanyon

Freeney was offsides there.

Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dreams: me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty: Bart, there's two seconds left. Now listen up. It's your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist: you throw it to me! Knute Rockne called it the forward pass. [behind Bart, a giant tartan spiderlike bagpipe with Willy's head on it rises from the sandbox] Now, the clock's still running, so it's important we start this play as quickly as possible. Bart: [getting grabbed] Aah! Krusty: Oh, boy. Don't dream about me no more, kid. [runs off]

Red Sox sign reliever Rudy Seanez to a $1.9mill one year deal (pending a physical) with a club option for 2007. looking more and more like Delcarmen and Craig Hansen will start the year at Pawtucket.

San Diego scares the shit out of me. When they're all on the same page and focused they're one of the toughest teams in the league. You let them score early and build a little momentum and confidence and you'll be hard pressed to come back on their defense.

Stupid play by the Chargers' defender there. Could have had the ball in Colts territory if he fell on it and instead he tries to pick it up and run. Peyton sacked and his RG is injured.

The Milky Testament

Marge Be Not Proud isn't all that bad after watching it for the first time in a couple years. I still dislike the Don Brodka character (even though I do like Lawrence Tierney) along with that spoiled kid and his mother. I find the voice for the spoiled kid to be as annoying as Matt Groening found the voice for Marvin Monroe to be.

Choi might be traded or non-tendered. I think his days with the Dodgers are over.

Sting, Rhino, Christian, and Team 3-D vs Jarrett, Abyss, AMW, and Bobby Rude in WarGames would be the greatest thing they could do at the moment.

I'm wondering when I'll be awarded with my Biggest Bastard of an Idiot award. I'm going to no-show the award ceremony and have Alf accept the award on my behalf.

Nomar apparently chooses the Dodgers and gets a one year deal for $6mill. He'll be playing first base.

Tampa Bay had 30 yard rushing. In the past 3 weeks the Pats have given up a combined 85 yards on the ground. They didn't do it against shitty backs either.

Ask Papacita

Moose's Lunch Pail Crew team wouldn't win 5 games.

Chris Simms won't be buying his O-line dinner this week after that hit. Pats with another TD and Brady is having a career year.

This Patriots team is looking alot like the Super Bowl Champion team that beat the Panthers. They're stopping the run now to a ridiculous point and thus those 7 yard passes aren't enough. I know people will say I'm crazy, but if they go into the playoffs with the remainder of their roster healthy then they might be a team others don't want to overlook.

unless you work somewhere that has children often present during the graveyard shift then let it be. The guy's already been tried by the courts and shit. Let him earn a living and move on with his life.

Wouldn't count if they did. Its still 2005 and I imagine that if one of the picks for 06 dies before 06 then we're allowed to replace them.

I was actually going to send a trade proposal to them but never did. My idea was... Houston gets Manny Ramirez Boston gets Brad Lidge, Adam Everett, and Jeff Bagwell. Houston agrees to pay $2mill of Bagwell's buyout in 07 if option is not picked up. I think its a fair deal for both sides.