Hawk 34

It would have been better if they went to a Motel 6 instead.

Trish does love her cocky former IC champions, doesn't she? Jericho, Christian, Carlito... I wonder if Carlito will play a part in the storyline excuse for Trish's departure.

Hard to believe that in about 2 months, Maria will be WWE's #1 female face diva.

Enjoy Trish while you can, I'm going to miss her blondness.

I like Melina's wrestling gear over her regular outfits.

Who is the voiceover guy?

Yeah, that table doesn't look like it was built 2 hours ago after they finally started scripting the show.

This is a complete bore. It really has become the slam dunk contest.

Homerun Derby challengers for tonight Miguel Tejada Lance Berkman Miguel Cabrera Troy Glaus Jermaine Dye David Ortiz David Wright Ryan Howard Starting line-ups for tomorrow. National Soriano-LF Beltran-CF Pujols-1B Bay-RF Renteria-SS Wright-3B Utley-2B Lo Duca-C Penny-P American Ichiro-RF Jeter-SS Ortiz-1B Rodriguez-3B Guerrero-LF Rodriguez-C Wells-CF Loretta-2B Rogers-P

I've always saw myself as a student and there hasn't been any male family members(that weren't married into it) that actually graduated college. I've always been expected to be the first to do that. My father quit school so he could raise a family, that's a honorable sacrifice. I'd be leaving school to keep a good paying job that I don't even like. I don't neccesarily care for the money, it's just being aware of the fact that jobs like mine don't come easily at my age. I'm years ahead of most people in my place. It's not the money issue at all, It's accepting that I'd just be like every other male in my family. Not finishing school because I put my career ahead of me. I wouldn't give $ to the Make-A-Wish foundation anyways. Everyone else does. There's smaller local charities I'd give it to first.

I’m sitting here in the dark with nothing except the glow of this screen and the sound of some random infomercial keeping my mind from lapsing into a blank state. Supposedly, I have to be at work in 3 ½ hours and I believe I will be there because that is what I do. Im not remotely tired by any means. I tried to sleep not so long ago but it took me nowhere. By my count, I’ve slept 10 hours in the last 5 days. I’ve done less in longer stretches of time so I’m used to this, a insomniac you could call me. Ever notice you aren’t happy during these hours? That’s because everything is shut down, except for your biggest distraction, your own mind. That is running at full speed. You try to avoid the self analyzing conversation by listening to music, flipping around 1850 channels and realizing that nothing is on and nothing is just a repeat. You might even read a book. I picked up this book and I read the first 30 pages and I observed the notes written in the margins (me at 14, when I first read this fucking book) but I realized, this is a depressing ass book. (Why wouldn’t it be) no wonder so many fuckin’ dumb teens love this book. So I put it back on the shelf. I hate the summer. Life reaches the absolute peak of misery. The suffocation of the summer night creeping right up through the floorboards and the long endless hours just fucking torture you. How can anyone find this stupid season endearing. It made sense as a child, we didn’t know any better and we got 12 weeks off school. What’s so great about summer now? I remember summer used to mean swimming every day, flirting with random girls at the local hang-out spot and then long nights and late mornings. I still stand that SUMMER OF 15 is the most exciting time of our lives and nothing can beat that. That summer was everything to me, before it changed. That is truly our final chapter of our adolescence because it’s from there, everything becomes serious. Summer of 20 sucks. I work so damn much because I was too stupid to turn down a good offer. I surrendered most of my social connections and my relationship as of right now is bordering on the line of extinction and I’m not even bothered by that. This is a girl, I dreamt about as a horny kid. My earliest masturbatory fantasy and now that I pulled this thing off, Im not really involved in this. We try to convince ourselves that it’s just a matter of bad timing but within us, we’re well aware of the fact it’s just not there as much as we had hoped it could be. So a fantasy is ruined. That’s why It’s always a mistake to end up with that first crush of your life. Why ruin something like that? I think we’ll probably keep this charade up until school starts and we’ll slide apart. I’m secure that we’ll remain friends as we were before. A few entries ago, I had mentioned that I was going to be weighing my options about my job and my scholastic adventures. I hate my job but I’m not stupid, This pays really good and it’s fairly easy for a guy like me with my skills. However, I don’t want to become my father. I respect the hell out of him. He’s a good hard working honest guy, with a tremendous heart and has always been the life of a party. So obviously, aside from looks…I’m nothing like him. I made it easy for myself, I’m a dick and I hate people. However, we each were standing in the exact same spot at age 20 except he was already married. He left school to provide for his wife and family. He had his reasons and in his eyes, I can see he regrets that. If I leave school for good, what would it be for? More money and nothing else. Is that honorable? I got about 6 more weeks to hammer down and make this decision. Either way, I lose. In other not-so depressing aspects of the world, The MLB Mid-season has arrived and I’m stunned the local franchise isn’t in their usual fire-sale mode right now as the old group of morons finally left town (figuratively speaking) and some competent people took over. It’s startling. 1999 was a fluke season for me but I actually feel like this new regime really intends to create a winning ball-club. I’m still I’ll be crushed sooner or later but the feeling of hope is a nice one. I mean after-all, the god damn BENGALS turned things around. The World Cup has finally ended, so Americans can resume not giving a shit about the real FOOTBALL for another 4 years. What will we take out of this whole experience? Shitty referees and a “icon” (So I’m told) going spastic on the biggest stage of them all. Why don’t we like this sport, again? It reeks of Americanism.

Has anyone ever wrecked and just admited "Yeah, I fucked up"? No, it's always another driver that wasn't remotely near you, or the weather, the lights weren't working or that other (parked) car came out of nowhere.

No one made the "bitches be trippin'" comment yet?

AL MVP: Jim Thome AL Cy Young: Johan Santana AL ROY: Francisco Liriano AL MOY: Jim Leyland NL MVP: David Wright NL Cy Young: Bronson Arroyo NL ROY: Dan Uggla NL MOY: Willie Randolph

You'd think it'd be SABU flying off the roof appearing to crash through the picnic table.

It's Henry and Kane throwing Justin Credible(It's a bald guy in a ECW shirt, and they wouldn't do that to TBS) off the balcony.

Tourgasm, confuses me. I like Bobby Kelly and totally dig Dane Cook(but despise Gulman and never knew Davis) and there's been a few moments here and there but it feels like the show never really takes off like I was hoping it would. I did like the Dane Cook explains the internet and the Turtle rant from Bobby.

Agreed on Entourage and I thought Lucky Louie was good again tonight but I'm starting to think nothing is going to top the Orgasm episode.

The Reds, despite what it might appear by their record and status in the races(2nd in NL Central and 2nd in WC) they have tremendous bullpen issues they need to solve if they have any hopes of making a serious charge towards the post-season. The trade rumors of Lopez doesn't inspire me all that much and I don't like the whispers about Kearns but if that is what it takes, then so be it. This season has shown what a good GM can do for a team in need of one. Wayne Krivsky, took over in February (well behind the rest of the league) and made the right instant changes to turn the Reds from a likely cellar team to a potential playoff contender. The Arroyo/Pena trade and the Phillips pick up were huge boosts for Cincinnati. I'm not exactly confident they will seriously remain in contention in late September but I have alot of hope for the future.

Someone already pointed it out. I still want to know why Justin Credible is in this poster.

No. It's real.

Yeah, the stupid rain.

Yeah. One is nearly paralyzed.

People always think a movie has a shot at Titanic due to a huge opening but they always fall. POTC won't have the advantages that Titanic had going for it A). Broad appeal B). Established repeat viewer demographic(teen girls, they are MONEY). C). Oscar buzz during award season D). Soft competition E). Built in historical background (think about how many people read about the actual Titanic sinking and went back to see the movie having a better understanding of the real story)

No, Maria's personality wouldn't mesh with Lita and Melina. Punk would fit with Edge and Nitro. They'd have to get another diva for Punk. It doesn't fit the dynamic as Nitro+Melina are an actual couple and Edge+Lita were a actual couple with obvious chemistry. So you're saying all successful valets/girlfriends have been real-life companions? No, look at the characters and personalites of Nitro/Melina and Edge/Lita. It works because they have natural chemistry together due to being a current or former couple. If Punk was to join that group (due to the fact Edge takes alot of the traits that Punk's old character had and Punk has the natural asshole charm like Edge and Nitro, not to mention a similar look and this was all hypothetical anyways). You'd have to use another diva in place of Maria because Maria's personality and character doesn't work with Lita and Melina.