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Holy shit, the Illini defense hasn't given up a point to Iowa so far, and just picked off Drew Tate. This can't last. Edit: So they get intercepted the very next play. Edit numbah 2: Nevermind, reviewed and overturned wooo

All my favorites were said already, so I'll mention the SportsCenter one, with Ray Romano. "He gets happy-go-jacky on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waflle! Sweet sassy molassey!" "Hey! Try not to shoot that puck up my pooper!" "I'll shoot the puck anywhere I want. And if that happens to be in your pooper, than so be it!" Stumanji!

Somebody tell Al that the baseball thread has devolved into cheesy puns. lol get it, "cheesy" it's a dual meaning oh god what is wrong with me

Friggin' Joe Randa. That guy ruins everything.

It'd be really nice if the Cardinals could get Barry Zito in the offseason. I like Barry Zito.

i like swiss

All day McGriddles wooo

Only 17. Huh, that's less than I expected considering how many creepy people live around here.

I hate Lance Berkman. In other news, ESPN.com says that those dudes who wrote the Game of Shadows are going to prison. Well how bout' that.

I rented Out of this World once, couldn't get past the first level, and quit. Damn worm things. I guess the gameplay that for me was basically "Oh shit, my jump was a nanosecond off" *cutscene* *horrible death*, didn't appeal to me.

Can a Chicago Cubs fan and a St. Louis Cardinals fan coexist, though? I predict conflict.

Hey, I remember Jerk from the Lordsofpain.net/wrestlingheadlines.com/heyhowaboutanassloadofpopups.net forums. Good times, good times. Wait, that forum was pretty horrible. Nevermind.

I sometimes put ketchup on hotdogs. Am I going to hell?

Well, he did more than Kerry Collins. Not saying much, I know.

That dude's goofy grin only makes it better.

Lots of team's die-hard fans do shit like that. Like the Cardinals and poor Don Denkinger. I can't imagine actually sending someone a death threat over a sports game. That's fucked up. You hear about that kind of thing waaay too much in sports. People need to take things less seriously.

I distinctly remember at least a few of them saying things like that. I was shocked. I was certain they would launch into "Oh my gosh, Tom Brady is firing up his team! WHAT A LEADER."

Oh god, that was the worst. Even the ESPN guys were all "Uh, what the fuck Tom Brady. Yes you do get respect. Come on now."

I know what you mean, but it seems to be an effective tactic. I really hate the "nobody believed we could do it, but we believed in US." speeches, though.

Well...people from Jacksonville, I would assume.

Man, that game-tying 3-run homer by Pujols was an absolute laser. Matches a career high too with 46.

Dave Boren demands satisfaction!

Man, how could St. Louis beat Denver, and then lose to the 49ers. The fourtyfuckingniners. Ugh. Also, I've been looking at Warner's stats, and they don't seem that bad. Wait, holy shit, he's fumbled 7 times?? In 2 games?

1999 was a long time ago Meeeemories...