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Haha, that's a weird picture of Sharapova they got on the ESPN.com front page. Looks like she's in mid-yawn. This is my contribution to the thread. Edit: Oh, and also the little headline underneath that. "Sharapova defensive over a banana?"

Well, as I grew up, I began to like baseball. We get every Cardinals game down here, and Mark McGwire hit 900 ft homeruns. So I became a Cardinals fan. Then the Rams became the Greatest Show on Turf and Kurt Warner became football Jesus, and I became a Rams fan. Then the Patriots beat them a few years later in the Superbowl, and I became a Patriots and especially Tom Brady hater. As far as NBA goes...uh I guess the Cavaliers are pretty cool. Lebron James woooo and stuff. Not as much of an NBA fan as other sports, but I watch it.

Watching your team face Brandon Webb when he's on his game is very depressing. Groundball after groundball after groundball after groundball. Blah.

I'm not sure what "the new Barry Bonds" is supposed to mean, other than being really good. Which I would think would be a good reason for the media to praise him.

Man, I got halfway through DQ8, then my brother "borrowed" it. I don't expect to see it again. I really enjoyed it, though. The art style was cool. Very old-school RPG, but then, it's Dragon Quest.

Izzy might be out for the year due to inflamation in his arthritic hip. I didn't know he had an arthritic hip. The more you know... Hasn't been that good this year at all, but it still hurts.

No. Onions are the devil. Get them the fuck off my food.

I seem to remember playing Yukon Trail a little bit. I think I got stuck in the main town and couldn't figure out what to do.

First night of NFL and the cable goes out. Of course...

I usually just hunted the whole time I played that game. Poor woodland creatures....

Yeah, I've seen other such pictures by the guy who makes those. Dude loves his crotch bulges.

BUNNY STEALING COOKIES

I actually like them(or used to), but Korn is pretty bad. Korn it's like corn, but with a K, you see

You can't out-blownsave Izzy, Chad Cordero!

I wasn't expecting much from Preston Wilson, but holy crap he's been awesome so far. 2 run home run in the 9th inning to give the Cards the lead.

I always hate it when I order a burger or something with no onions, and the fuckers still put em on there(or forget to take them off, whatever). Then I go to take a bite, fully expecting nothing but burger, bun, and cheese.....and there's that nasty crunch. Ugh.... God I hate onions so much.

"Touch em' all, Ramon! You'll probably never hit another one in your life!"

And Pujols takes the shutout away.

ahahahah

Somebody please tell ESPN that Ramon effin' Ortiz is throwing a no-hitter against the Cardinals. This is painful to watch. Edit: Mothefucker hits a homerun on top of that. Wow.

For some reason, I always thought stingrays were like jellyfish(well, most of them), in that they stung you, and it hurt for a while, but you were otherwise okay. I didn't know they actually had razor sharp tails that can puncture vital organs and kill you. So yeah, stingrays. They will fuck up your shit.

The Cards are going for 5 well pitched games in a row. To keep this great run going, we now confidently place the ball in the hands of Jason Marq-ohshit.....well, maybe he'll have one of his "hey guys, I'm going to somehow be really awesome today, then my next start give up like 12 runs" games.

Stingray barb through the goddamn chest? Ouch....

Anthony Reyes is pitching well, and Pujols has 2 homeruns. Good day so far. Edit: Make that 3 for Pujols.