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AJ Burnett makes his first start in over a year tonight against the Mets. He's not 100% yet, but here's hoping he can go a strong six and leave with a lead. It's great to see him back on the field. He was always my favorite Marlins pitcher (until some other guy who always winds up in my sig came along).

Man, the Marlins need an entire new bullpen. Someone different blows the game every night. When your starter gives up 1 run in 8 innings and throws 6 and 2/3 perfect innings, you need to maybe come in and do your job for once. So damn frustrating. Hopefully the Phillies continue to lose as well so it's still a 2 game advantage.

Perfect through 6 and 2/3, then we have a single, a walk, and a single and it's 1-1. No good at all.

Damn Sean Casey.

I'm just hoping that if it gets to the 8th - 9th that ESPN cuts to it, especially since they already have a baseball game on. Through 6 now, btw.

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What is the league average?

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Not totally true. Beckett has never had a full season and has blister problems his whole career. I was hoping it was over with, but apparently it isn't. In my opinion, the pitch count has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Ha.

Really? Have you mentioned to everyone you've encountered today that you've shaken Bill Clinton's hand? Did you remind them that you go to an Ivy league school? Or how about that you graduated? In the process did you pat yourself on the back? Remember when we made fun of Dave O'Neill, Journalist? What about "Doctor Mike"? Thats just as much of a masturbatory internet handle as Mr. O'Neill. I think you need to be more humble and place less emphasis on your personal accomplishments. It would endear you to more people in the process. Others don't care about what you've done they care about WHO you are. I think you're kinda confused on this issue. Thank Lightning Flik for the handle. I asked people for ideas and he came up with it. I liked it and I kept it. There's a Dr. Tom, why not. And, no, Banky, I talk different on a messageboard than I do in real life. Sure, I told my mother about it and my girlfriends parents. I didn't have to tell my friends because most of them were right there with me. I don't walk around talking to all my high school friends telling them that they are all inferior to me and that they should wash my feet. I just hang out with their friends and play video games and have a good time. You're the one who is confused. You and Incandenza and everyone else are like this giant messageboard gimmick and if I post a few things about my personal life it's automatically a direct translation of what I do in day to day interactions. You really don't have any idea what you're talking about.

I think it's obvious at this point that you have no idea what you're talking about.

No, just Banky. And I interact with other people just fine. If you think I walk around talking to people like this in everyday life, you are one crazy cat.

Ok. Maybe if saying others were jealous. Not saying Banky is. All he does is look for instances where I mention what's going on in my life and then point out how I'm talking about it. Hey, this is what my life is. Sorry if I mention it. If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye. People post about what is going on in their lives. This is my life. I'm certainly not going to fucking apologize for it.

Whatever, killer, you know you're just jealous. I'm just trying to start a topic of interest about something important that happened today. Doesn't seem to bother anyone else.

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My convocation speech. I graduate tomorrow.

Here's a pic from about 5 seconds before I decided I was just going to stick my hand in his face. http://community.webshots.com/photo/146757...147358699OntjQu

It was a slightly limp wristed shake, I must admit. I got the last one before secret service whisked him away.

Discuss this monumental event.

Not only did your state fuck up the election but it appears the citizens don't even remember there was one. He's President Clinton for the rest of his life. PS: I lived in Pennsylvania at the time.

I have to wake up at 5:30 tomorrow morning to see President Clinton give a 9 AM speech that is directed to me and 4,000 other brand new Ivy League graduates.

It's not a rumor. He was one of the heads of the Priory of Scion, the people who were entrusted with keeping the secret. So, he left hints in his paintings, such as Mary Magdalene sitting next to Jesus at the last supper (check it out, it's true). Not saying that it's all true, but there are many non-fiction books on the subject. Either way, the book is fiction, playing off some non-fiction ideas. I think it will make an excellent movie.