Mike wanna be

Only if they don't ruin it right off the bat by saying Gillberg. It's way better when they play the music, and have a bunch of guys line up down the aisle, only to then light up the sprinklers and break the safety tabs off the fire extinguishers.

How do you not stop the QB when he runs it 31 times? You would think half the team would be playing QB spy.

This would be the 12/24 RAW, so yes, post-Armageddon.

A 0.6? Pardon my ignorance if that's the norm, but that sounds horrifically low.

Either your advertising % is too low (fixable at the first of each month only), or your production values are too low. Ask Sophie, she should tell you. As for advertising, crank it to 100% and check the Finance tab, it'll tell you where it should be. Go back and fix it before advancing. I'd guess advertising because I know that triggers on the Sunday/Monday turnover.

Guess Carlito realized he makes more money weekly to take one move from Ron Simmons than he would wrestling 10-minute matches elsewhere. It's actually a brilliant booking move, now that I think about it. He's been getting squashed by Hornswoggle for the past few weeks to bury him on the way out; unless they trash that feud they're going to have to put Carlito over Hornswoggle.

27-20 Steelers over Pats. Roethlisberger isn't going to throw a stupid-ass interception late in the game like Boller & Feeley did.

They must be trading Clemens before they sign him this year. What a plan.

COUGH COUGH Nice!!! What have the results of Pats/Steelers been in recent years? I know that Pats are 2-0 vs Pitts in AFC Championships since 01, and that Pittsburgh ended NE's 21 game winning streak. Pats over Steelers in the first game at Gillette, to open the 02 season. Have they met any other times? The Pats were the ones to hand Roethlisberger his first career defeat in the 04 AFC title game.

I'm reminded of the cartoon about school shootings, accuracy and FPSes. I'm sure somebody will post it.

Balls just got Stevie Night Heat-ed.

The offense technically wouldn't know it was a false start; maybe one of the defenders was offsides, for example. As for a penalty-related rule change, I always felt that if one side of the ball would get "half the distance to the goal" then the other side should be "half the distance FROM the goal". It's like the team backed up near the goal line can just do whatever the hell they want because the penalty will be meaningless. I also felt that they should disregard penalties if it's clearly away from the play, i.e. calling pass interference on the left side when the ball was thrown to the right side, calling holding on the left tackle on a pitch to the right, etc. To me it equates to getting a "twelve men on the field" penalty when the 12th guy is running off the field and his "contribution" to the play is to continue running off the field and then to stand on the sidelines. And the "blueprint for beating the Pats" is nothing more than blitzing constantly so Moss & Stallworth can't outrun your corners, jam Wes Welker and whatever TE they have on the field so he can't just constantly nickel and dime you, and then when the game is on the line and you're in the red zone don't throw a stupid interception. It's called "Douchery" if you try it in Madden.

Rocky doesn't want to travel. If the anniversary was in Miami/LA he would probably make an appearance, but he's not flying anywhere to make the show.

Making a Hall of Fame coach forget the rules and do whatever he damn well pleases is the clearest sign of heavenly Hurricane influence known to man. Alternatively if I wanted to be less classy I could say "Now Redskins fans know what it's like to get shot in the crotch".

They want to keep him so they have him run into a painted-on doorway, knocking himself out, and taking one move and being eliminated from a 2-on-1 handicap match against a leprechaun? I'm going to have to agree with Carlito on the being humiliated thing. If they'd wanted to keep him they would've kept him off air and negotiated. If they wanted to let him go they put him on air and bury him so when he does go to TNA you can see the newest X-Division challenger Afro Man and say "Hey, didn't he just get his ass kicked by a midget? Repeatedly?"

Finally, a chance to redeem myself for missing Hayes on The Cutting Edge all those months ago. Looks like I'll snag the last hour of the show.

SMACK-down mall *skritch skritch*

So does WVU deserve a BCS bid? Kansas? Illinois? Hawaii? Did LSU deserve to jump 5 spots into the NC? Did Georgia deserve a look? Did OSU deserve #1 ranking by finishing early and letting everyone else fail like they always do? The clarity. It burns.

He was afraid his tits would sag while they reattached his lat muscle? Cancer caused by lat tear? Lat tears cause cancer? Aiming for Astro-glide and misclicked? Felt bad for Batista's wife? The excuses are endless.

Lindell DID hit the initial 51 yarder, and the 36-yarder that won it would've been good from 51 as far as distance goes. The second TO leading to the unsportsmanlike wasn't that killer. Buffalo has the Jets and Dolphins in their division, and got to play the Ravens and Bengals. That's how they're 6-6 regardless of their entire offense being based on Edwards and Lynch (well it would be if they would stop being injured all the time)

Can Lashley pick up Khali/BDV?

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Penny Arcade pointed it out a while ago, people get pissed when they buy ad space and THEN get the shitty reviews, so the only thing to do is review first, sell ad space later. Anything else is asking for trouble.

I'm still waiting on a multiplayer. You only "need" three plasmids throughout the game and those are given to you, the rest are rather lackluster as far as I'm concerned.

LSU jumps Georgia and defeats Ohio State in the NC. Meanwhile App State advances in the FCS. If FBS goes to a playoff, hypothetically, how do they distinguish the two subdivisions if they both have playoff systems?

WVU should be burying Pitt, but it's 0-0 after 1. Come on WVU, Save_us.fromtheOSU