JHawk

I've fucked worse.

Must have missed that one. It'll be fixed shortly.

For whoever asked about the statutory rape laws: Louisiana § 14-80 § 14. 80. 1 Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile is sexual intercourse with consent between (1) someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17 or (2) someone age 17 or older and someone between age 12 and 15. Misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile is sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 17 to 19 and someone age 15 to 17 when the difference in their ages is greater than two years. Up to 10 years in prison (with or without hard labor) Up to six months in prison

At work the other day, I got a call from a guy named "Eddie Guerrero". Seriously.

According to MSNBC, she met the guy at church. I don't remember any sermons condoning premarital sex at my church. Hell, I wish my church would have been a good place to get laid. We had some 16 year old hotties at my church when I was 16.

1. Amy Winehouse BEST BET 2. Bobby Heenan 3. Keith Richards 4. Donald Trump 5. Rosie O'Donnell 6. Britney Spears 7. Kevin Von Erich 8. Carol Channing 9. Fidel Castro 10. Jake Roberts 11. Cloris Leachman 12. Hulk Hogan 13. Barbara Walters 14. Walter Cronkite 15. Vince McMahon 16. Christopher Walken 17. Kirk Douglas 18. Stephen Hawking 19. Barry Bonds 20. Bill Gates

I'd like to see your research to back those rankings up.

WHat I saw was OK. Need to watch the rest on LiveDigital later in the week for a full judgment

WHat the fuck is it with The Undertaker, a title shot, and imposter opponents? It's Survivor Series 2000 all over again! And that's two World Titles won by Edge in Pittsburgh with Taker and Batista involved.

TAzz back with Cole for the main event.

Got my stream back just in time to see Beth pin Mickie.

My stream just died.

I do but I'm not allowed to give out the link.

Rey Mysterio defeated WWE United States Champion MVP via countout in 11:27 when MVP decided at the count of eight not to return to the ring, leaving Jim Korderas no choice but to complete the countout.

US Title opens the show

Most likely next Sunday if I get the guest I'm shooting for (I'm hoping to get former WCCW ref James Beard to join me), but odds are it'll be 12/30 instead. There is an archive available now, and while the first half is just me and rather medicore, the second half features a surprise guest and is awesome IMHO

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I'm at the point where I hope the Pats go undefeated into the Playoffs and then get blown out. Just because it would drive Pats fans nuts.

Safety for the Browns off a botched snap on a punt, and they lead 5-0. Ugly but fun game

Talking to some foreign chick who has a stalker co-business owner/ex-boyfriend, so she won't speak to me anymore.

In this snowy weather, how can you even see the line of scrimmage in order to call illegal formation for being off the line of scrimmage?

Austin never wrestled in SMW and I don't think WWE has rights to any USWA footage, so the Smoky Mountain days thing is curious to me.

I don't remember anything in his post that was anti-Bound for Glory.

Iron Sheik defending the WWF Title against Tito Santana in Philly. Accidentally taped over it recently and I'm still pissed about it.

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