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"In the meadow we can build a snowman Then pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say are you married and we'll say no man But you can do the job when you're in town" Who is Parson Brown and why does everybody who sings that song want to fuck him?

Hotbeds Philly features: 1. Stretcher Match: Killer Khan vs. Andre the Giant (11/14/1981) 2. ECW Tag Team Titles: The Pitbulls vs. Raven/Stevie Richards (10/7/1995) 3. High Incident: Brian Lee vs. Tommy Dreamer (10/26/1996) Highly disappointing concerning they have over 30 years of Philly footage to choose from.

WWE 24/7 Online updates: Raw: Episode 6February 22, 1993 | Approx. run time: 43 mins.This month catch the debut of Hulkamania on Monday Night Raw. After Brutus Beefcake was assaulted in the ring by IRS and Ted DiBiase, Hulk Hogan took it upon himself to address Money, Inc. Plus, if that's not enough, an explosive six-man tag featuring Tatanka and The Nasty Boys challenging Shawn Michaels and The Beverly Brothers highlights this huge Raw. J.R.'s Pick of the Month: Mid Atlantic Wrestling, The Funks vs. The BriscosNovember 17, 1982 | Approx. run time: 7 mins.When WWE 24/7 Online asked Jim Ross which wrestling family he'd like to talk about, he said "You can't do a special on wrestling families without including The Briscos". One of J.R.'s favorite rivalries in wrestling was between The Funks and The Briscos. Hear an exclusive interview with J.R. about why this rivalry was so special to him, and then check out a classic encounter between Jack Brisco and Dory Funk Jr. Bonus Features: Exclusive interview with Jim Ross before the match. Survivor Series: Hart Family vs. Shawn Michaels & His KnightsNovember 24, 1993 | Approx. run time: 46 mins.In a rare WWE occasion, four members of the Hart Family teamed up to take on Shawn Michaels and his knights. The bitter hatred between Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart had reached a boiling point back in 1993. Could Michaels' team pull off a victory, or would The Excellence of Execution prove that The Hart Family is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be? Raw: Kane vs. EdgeMay 16, 2005 | Approx. run time: 14 mins.Kane and Edge were battling in a Top Contender Match for Batista's World Heavyweight Championship. Kane's wife, Lita was the X-factor in this match. Kane had hoped she would be in his corner to secure the title opportunity. However, that night Lita decided to go down a path that the fans would never let her forget by aligning with Edge. Would her betrayal cost Kane the match, or would he be able to overcome this obstacle and defeat Edge? Introducing: The Rock - Marc Mero, The Rock, The Stalker & Jake Roberts vs. Goldust, Triple H, Jerry Lawler & CrushNovember 17, 1996 | Approx. run time: 23 mins.The 1996 Survivor Series marked the beginning of one of the greatest careers in the history of sports-entertainment. The Rock (wrestling as Rocky Maivia) made his WWE debut in a Survivor Series Elimination Match to take on a foursome headed by Triple H. Would The Rock be able to follow the footsteps of other WWE Superstars who have debuted at Survivor Series and make a name for himself that night? Watch to find out! Survivor Series: Team Raw vs. Team SmackDownNovember 27, 2005 | Approx. run time: 40 mins.In 2005, interpromotional matches between Raw and SmackDown were normally reserved for WrestleMania. However, the two brands could not co-exist anymore. From champions confronting each other to the Divas brawling, this rivalry was to end at Survivor Series. Two teams of the five best Superstars from Raw and SmackDown battled it out in a Classic Survivor Series match. In a match to determine supremacy in WWE, which brand would be the last one standing? No Mercy: Mr. McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahonOctober 19, 2003 | Approx. run time: 16 mins.This was one of the most bizarre matches in No Mercy history as Mr. McMahon took on his daughter and SmackDown General Manager Stephanie McMahon. This was also an "I Quit" Match, and if Stephanie lost, she would be banished from SmackDown forever. Mr. McMahon had Sable in his corner and Linda McMahon was in Stephanie's corner. Would Mr. McMahon teach his daughter a lesson? Wrestling Hot-Beds: Philly - Hosted by Tommy DreamerNovember 1, 2007 | Approx. run time: 38 mins.Take a trip to Philadelphia this month on Wrestling Hot-Beds with Tommy Dreamer. From Andre the Giant to Stevie Richards, Dreamer gives you a hardcore tour of Philly never to be forgotten. Plus, check out the WWE.com premiere of Dreamer's famous "High Incident" scaffold match. This is one vacation you won't ever forget. Royal Rumble: Chavo Guerrero vs. Eddie GuerreroJanuary 25, 2004 | Approx. run time: 14 mins.Earlier this month on WWE 24/7, we featured a classic tag title match where Eddie and Chavo won the WWE Tag Team Championship. Shockingly, three months later Eddie and Chavo were battling each other at the Royal Rumble. With both Guerreros knowing each other so well, you can be sure they pulled out all the stops in order to get the win. Find out which Guerrero would get his hand raised by the end of the night. My Favorite Match: Paul London - WrestleMania X, Bret Hart vs. Owen HartMarch 20, 1994 | Approx. run time: 31 mins.This month Paul London sits down with 24/7 Online to discuss his favorite match. It happens to be Bret Hart taking on his brother Owen at WrestleMania X. It should come to no surprise that Paul London has watched this match dozens of times, as many WWE fans consider this the greatest opening contest in WrestleMania history. Want more? Next month we talk to Mick Foley about his favorite match; one that became a life-changing experience. Bonus Features: Exclusive interview with Paul London before the match.

It's not that. Just I know it's hard to beat you, so I never expect to win.

So can someone post that Toxx kept the title so I can write my angry promo?

Five years on the site, the only writer to stick with the main page from beginning to end, and no article. I'm nicely inconspicuous.

THURSDAY Oregon at Arizona FRIDAY Hawaii at Nevada SATURDAY Ohio State at Michigan Maryland at Florida State Kentucky at Georgia Mississippi State at Arkansas Duke at Notre Dame Penn State at Michigan State Purdue at Indiana N.C. State at Wake Forest New Mexico at Utah Boston College at Clemson West Virginia at Cincinnati Oklahoma at Texas Tech Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Ohio State/Michigan game? 68 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Boston College's Matt Ryan have against Clemson? 225

The ending of Sting-Hogan was fine, it was the mid-match shenanigans that was the problem. Agreed 100% on Brock-Angle. Naw, It seemed like Hogan was robbed, more then Sting saved WCW from NWO. Because they screwed up the screwjob that would have sold the story.

Hogan & Orndorff vs. The Moondogs Hogan & Orndorff vs. Bundy & Studd (Orndorff turns on Hogan)

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So much for Karen Angle's restraining order.

Unfortunately, technical difficulties prevented Smart Mark Radio from their scheduled interview with Stro (formerly The Maestro, Robbie Eagle, and Gorgeous George III). However, Stro has already agreed to join us next week. Tune into Smart Mark Radio Sunday night, November 18 at 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific, as Smart Mark Radio is proud to present former WCW superstar Stro, who will talk about his career, what he’s up to, the current state of wrestling, as well as taking your calls. Stro has held numerous champions in a variety of wrestling organizations and has competed in Smoky Mountain Wrestling, the USWA, and WCW, among others. To join in the conversation, call (646) 478-5863, and make sure to listen in live at www.blogtalkradio.com/smartmarkradio Smart Mark Radio airs every Sunday night at 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific as part of the Blog Talk Radio network (www.blogtalkradio.com)

30 minutes to showtime. Tune into Smart Mark Radio tonight at 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific, as Smart Mark Radio is proud to present its biggest guest to date Joining host Jared Hawkins this week will be former WCW superstar The Stro, who will talk about his career, what he’s up to, the current state of wrestling, as well as taking your calls. To join in the conversation, call (646) 478-5863, and make sure to listen in live at www.blogtalkradio.com/smartmarkradio Smart Mark Radio airs every Sunday night at 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific as part of the Blog Talk Radio network (www.blogtalkradio.com)

I can honestly say I was in attendance the first time Flair pinned Hogan without a Dusty finish reversal (1/29/1996 at Nitro). I've never seen a World Title change live, but I've got that, so it's all good.

Proof that wrestlecrap does not necessarily equal Vince Russo.

Browns-Steelers is living up to the rivalry. What a football game.

In a bowl for the first time since year one, IIRC, although Bored can confirm that for me. Sadly, I'm doing a lot more guessing this year as I work most Saturdays.

Don't forget Stro (aka The Maestro, Robbie Eagle, and Gorgeous George III) will be my special guest at 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific (11pm GMT). A number of different ways to ask a former WCW wrestler your questions.

I'm confused as to how, with the nature of animated programming and the length of time it takes to do an episode, they don't have more episodes of Family Guy in the can. Unless it's a matter of them not having done the voice recording yet.

The strength of the non-conference games counts, right? Eh, I'll probably still be out of the top ten.

Gotcha

Considering Coupling bombed with an American remake and is a much better show, this needs more than a good actor to make it work.

The first time in years I like two new shows (The Big Bang Theory and Pushing Daisies) and they go on strike. Don't that figure?

"Butters, you want to play me next?" "OK, but I get to be the one to abandon you after the sex and drugs party."