The Truthiness

I know Dr. Andrews is the foremost doctor to all athletes but WWE really keeps the guy in business, don't they? That didn't take Rey that long to suffer another injury but it wasn't the knee this time, which is a surprise. He's also the go to doctor for a lot of NFL and MLB guys also.

So wait I'm a retard, oppose to the moron saying Chrisitian/Angle had a excellent match? Kurt Angle making both of his finishers the look like shit, is signs of a great worker? Or is it the Suplex fest he puts on against everybody he wrestles? J Maybe I'm confused and his punches don't look like shit either, huh? Am I'm wrong when I say he's a pretty shitty seller? I thought this was TSM, not Prowrestling.com message board...My bad. Carry on.

What? No. After doing some quick checks, he's the same height (or w/in an inch) of: Cena, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, HBK, Kennedy, MVP. He's only 3 inches shorter than HHH or Edge. Which brings me back to that bad wrestler thing, nobody on that list but Kennedy is a worse wrestler than Christian. Maybe small was the wrong word, he looks very skinny. Christian is a very bland worker at times, but he is VERY capable given an opponet that motivates him. He's had good singles matches in the WWE. He's certainly not a bad worker, he's a good worker. That isn't signs of a good wrestler, maybe I went over board calling him a bad wrestler or implying as such. I do believe he's very average and very boring. I seen some guy say that he had awesome matches with Joe, Angle, and even Kaz. Well none of them matches/performers are that good either. Joe was very good until he ran in to Angle, Angle is really fucking boring, and Kaz is...Well he's Kaz, which isn't saying much.

What? No. After doing some quick checks, he's the same height (or w/in an inch) of: Cena, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, HBK, Kennedy, MVP. He's only 3 inches shorter than HHH or Edge. Which brings me back to that bad wrestler thing, nobody on that list but Kennedy is a worse wrestler than Christian. Maybe small was the wrong word, he looks very skinny.

When has that ever been a prerequisite for getting a push? He was also too small.

I think people are forgetting that Christian was not a very good wrestler, still isn't actually.

Rey's overness? Wasn't Rey getting booed like crazy before and after he won the title, at most places?

Sorry if already posted, but it look like Cena gave WWE its best year ever.

I'm sure Vince will have found a channel for SD by September 12th.

I can't really believe people are even interested in a 4 way match for the WWE title at Wrestlemania.

Wrestlemania should never be main evnted in a multi man match.

I'm almost sure the guy who was bullying Bubs, is going to catch the rap for the serial killings.

Jeff Hardy is a star though.

Will never understand, Dave. lol

The Backyard Band, my favorite band of all time...I've risked getting killed many times to go see Backyard.

The point was that a series of different schools headed by teachers who specialize in different styles makes for a better education. Or not. I mean I really don't see the problem with the WWE style. A wrestler learning different styles, so he can be a more well-rounded talent, doesn't make for a better education? Ok. Let say you a had a high flyer school, a technical school, a striking school, and a submission school. Than Khali walks in, does he really need to go to the high flyer school, the submission school, or the Technical school? All he needs to know is how to slam people and hit hard. I think one school is good enough, Cena, Batista, Orton, and Brock all went to one school, all are awesome, all are different, and they all work(ed) the WWE style.

The point was that a series of different schools headed by teachers who specialize in different styles makes for a better education. Or not. I mean I really don't see the problem with the WWE style.

Its not like they were training the guys in 2 different styles CHP.

Is this worth 45 bucks?

Nah. No I don't. Everyone else proclaims every utterance of his as the funniest thing ever in the history of funny. So? All that should matter to YOU, is that you don't like him. Not what other people think about him.

That was funny as hell.

I'll never get the "Lets Get ready to SUCK IT" thing.

Not a bad crowd. Not as good as the one we had in August of 06.. But not bad. Paul Burchill opened up against Funaki in the dark match. Burchill has some hot little manager he calls his sister..They had a little incest thing going on..Whatever. Mediocre match at best..Burchill with the win. ECW opens with the 5 way over the top match..Kane vs. Morrison vs. Miz vs. Shelton vs. Dreamer. Crowd was hot for Kane..Dreamer got a nice response. Pretty dead overall for Morrison and Miz. Kane eliminating Dreamer first drew a big pop. Kane still works well. The finish with Shelton was pretty nice..and Shelton had a fair amount of heat for sure. Way short..But good for what it was. The One's Rating: 2.5 out of 4. Body Contest: Kelly Kelly vs. Lena Yada vs. Layla: Standard bikini contest. Layla and Kelly are freaking gorgeous. Don't care for this Asian chick..Pretty ugly if you ask me. The One's Rating: 2 out of 4 just for Kelly and Layla's asses. Kofi Kingston vs. some dude. Kofi looked alright..Not exceptionally special..And a little awkward all the way around. Crowd wasn't liking him at all. Kofi with the win on some finisher I didn't really pay attention to. The One's Rating : 1.5 out of 4. The guy who gets killed every week vs. Khali...Totally lame..Not even really funny. Good selling by the kid though. The One's Rating: 0.5 out of 4. Chavo vs. CM Punk for the ECW title. Good overall match. Nice chemistry shown by these two. I was actually shocked to see Chavo get the win. Crowd was as well. The One's Rating: 2.5/4. Overall: 2 out of 4. Smackdown. Rey vs. Edge's Henchmen in a 2 on 1 handicap match. Nice match here. Rey is flawless. He's a spot monkey..But it comes so effortless to him..Beautiful to watch really. Edge's boys did their thing..But it was Rey's show for sure. Rey hit a sick backspring roundkick off the second rope knocking the chair into Curts face. Crowd was all over Rey. Good stuff. The One's Rating: 3 out of 4. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Domino. Pretty much standard fare. The crowd was liking Jimmy..But there were a lot of rednecks there. Jimmy with the Duke with a nice moonsault. The One's Rating: 2 out of 4. Palumbo and Noble vs. Morrison and Miz. Well..The match never really happened. But the beatdown was sick. Noble knocked Michelle off the apron..They bought the stretchers out and all..Palumbo proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of Noble..Stiff shots all. He then threw down McCool and kicked her arm as he walked off. Crowd was HOT. Palumbo had mad amounts of heat. This little kid behind me was screaming..Oh God..Someone come help her...What is this world coming to. I see this new heel thing really working for Palumbo. The One's Rating: 2.5 out of 4 for the beatdown/turn. I gotta say..You can call NC Flair country..But VA comes close. These rednecks were WOOING their asses off all night. It was hilarious. I had to join in a couple of times just for kicks. Good shit. By far the largest pop of the night when Flair came out to promo with MVP. Deafening. MVP cuts a hell of a funny promo on Flair. The pro-flair crowd was even rolling. You gotta check it. Batista got a huge pop..And cut a nice short promo. Standard. Finlay vs. Khali in a Belfast Brawl. OK. The match can only be won by Pin or Submission..Which Justin announced. Keep this in mind later. The two actually worked some pretty acceptable stuff. Khali hit a sick chair shot onto Finlay. Finlay took Khali to the outside and worked his ass with the shilleleigh and a chair. I mean he worked his ass over. The crowd was in a frenzy. Khali got cut open..And the match just ended. No pin..no submission. It was like it was first blood or something..I was like WTF. Oh well. The One's Rating: 2.5 out of 4 for the match..0 out of 4 for the ending. Undertaker vs. Big Daddy V..Nice match between these two. V is a huge fuck in person. UT's entrance is still the best in wrestling. No matter how long it is. Loved every minute of it. Nice Brawl..Went from the outside back into the ring. V hit is signature splashes and slams. UT hit his DDT and old school. The finish looked hella awkward..UT locked on the triangle choke..And V must have tapped within half a second..If that...He had blood running all down his mouth. Looked incredibly fake to have blood rushing out of your throat when you've been in the whole for a second..Maybe. Still a good show by these two. The One's rating: 3 out of 4. Edge vs. CM Punk in the Main Event. GREAT Match. These two lit it up..Great spots..Great Flow. Edge is over HUGE...I mean HUGE. There must have been two people in the stands minimum rooting for him..Me being one. It was great. CM botched his springboard clothesline off the top rope again..Great back and forth stuff from both guys..Good non-finishes..Edge gets the win with a nice looking spear after dodging CM in the corner. Edge celebrates as the show goes off the air. The One's rating..3.3 out of 4. Dark Match: Batista and CM and Rey vs. Edge and his boys. Not bad..CM was really winded from working two matches before..and you could tell. Rey wins with a top rope splash. Overall: 2.5 out of 4. Not great..Too many squashes and short matches for my taste..But there was a lot of good wrestling to be had..And the other segments weren't bad either. I had fun for sure..Can't wait for the next one.

Damn, Its The 'lets look for younger guys, without Southern accent, so we can fire JR" season again? I though surely they'd wait until atleast 2010.

They all are.