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If you had a REALLY hot cousin...

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Guest Youth N Asia

I have a cousin who I only see a couple times a year, and last time I saw her she looked good. And if the opportunity presented itself...I'd hit it

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I used to seriously lust after my first cousin... she was my age and I think my uncle knew about it.... some years go by and we all go to a family reunion in Virginia, and we were both 18 I saw her on the beach and she was *smoking*, but by that time I knew it was wrong..... ifshe was a third or fourth cousin, I would have, no doubt in my mind.

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Guest Space_Cowboy

Given the right circumstances i'd probably do a cousin. However all my female cousins are either much older and married or like 12 years old, so it's not going to happen anyway.

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Guest Youth N Asia

Although my hot cousin is really a 2nd cousin, but she's through of as a first cousin cause her mom's a fuck up and she was raised by my aunt since birth...so maybe like a 1 and 1/2 cousin

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Guest Galactic Gigolo

Y-E-S

 

If my cousin didn't have a horseface and the other two girls weren't eight and unattractive, I'd so stick it to them pending I wouldn't have a baby with six legs and testicles permanently implanted in his/her mouths.

 

And hell, if I had a SILF (Sister I'd Like to Fuck), and there was no weird feeling coming out of it afterward, go right ahead and get down on it.

 

..........................

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Guest Slingshot Suplex

The concept seemes to have garnered more acceptance the 2nd time around.......

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Guest Heel In Peril

My cousin gave me handjobs for a year before having sex with me twice.

 

I think she's hot tho. I don't know. Keep in mind she's gained some weight.

 

Click here.

 

hahahahahahaha.

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Guest NoCalMike

What if your parents are re-married, and that means your NEW cousins are of NO BLOOD relation. Do they still classify as cousins?

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Guest Zack Malibu

I'm pretty sure this thread was meant for the blood only relations.

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Guest goodhelmet
The concept seemes to have garnered more acceptance the 2nd time around.......

the board is more fucked-in-the-head now than it was 9 months ago.

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

Know how I said had a pretty cousin earlier this thread? Well, I just found out tonight that her mother was adopted. She's of NO BLOOD RELATION.

 

So, basically, next time she gets up, if we get plastered and end up doing stuff, no real consequence. :D

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Guest Tha Cunnysmythe

Yes. Yes I would. Without a doubt. Just like that. Get in that ass quick fast like Ramadan.

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Guest DrTom
Why won't this thread DIE!

Because people want to do the horizontal tango with their cousins.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Guest NoCalMike

When I was 15 my friend who lived next door was having his Dad's family over. Now his Dad was adopted and I can't remember if the family coming over was the re-united blood relatives, or the adopted folks. Anyways, there was this chick and she was decent looking and had a nice rack. So onto the evening me his cousin and him are laying in his waterbed(she is in the middle) and she starts holding my hand. Slowly but surely I felt her up a big, then to my shock and awe, my friend starts feeling on her other titty. It kind of made me feel uncomfortable even though I was in no part doing anything right and POSSIBLY he wasn't either(if she was just the adoptive family side). It was still weird that he was trying to compete with me on a chick that he POSSIBLY is BLOOD-related too. After that night, I never saw the chick again. Oh and I don't really have contact with that guy either.

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Why won't this thread DIE!

Because people want to do the horizontal tango with their cousins.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

and because we are all horny-ass bastards..... every last one of us.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
When I was 15 my friend who lived next door was having his Dad's family over. Now his Dad was adopted and I can't remember if the family coming over was the re-united blood relatives, or the adopted folks. Anyways, there was this chick and she was decent looking and had a nice rack. So onto the evening me his cousin and him are laying in his waterbed(she is in the middle) and she starts holding my hand. Slowly but surely I felt her up a big, then to my shock and awe, my friend starts feeling on her other titty. It kind of made me feel uncomfortable even though I was in no part doing anything right and POSSIBLY he wasn't either(if she was just the adoptive family side). It was still weird that he was trying to compete with me on a chick that he POSSIBLY is BLOOD-related too. After that night, I never saw the chick again. Oh and I don't really have contact with that guy either.

You should've doubled up on that skeeze.

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I just read this entire post, excuse me while i pick my jaw up off the floor. There are some real weird people on this board. Oh well, if the oppurtuinity ever arrose i'd probably take it.

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Guest teke184

I have some very beautiful step-cousins (their grandmother is my grandfather's third wife, who he married when I was about 3) but I refuse to go after them under any circumstances.

 

1. They may not be blood relatives but they're so close with my family that they might as well be. They're also legally related to us anyway.

 

2. There's already a bunch of stereotypes about that kind of thing towards the state I live in and I don't want to perpetuate any of those.

 

3. Since I've known them since they were newborns, I'm rather protective of them. God forbid they bring boyfriends to a family function and the guys acts like asses...

 

 

Not to metion that their dad would kick my ass if I even tried anything with them...

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I'm waiting for IDRM to make us all watch in awe/disgust at another one of his stories.

 

That pic that HIP posted wasn't funny but disturbing, and I'm the kind of guy who isn't offended by *anything*. If I had a job and looked at the site from work, maybe I'd give a shit.

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Guest Boo_Bradley

By Choken's Request The CLASSIC Incest thread....

Edited by Boo_Bradley

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Guest Boo_Bradley
My cousin gave me handjobs for a year before having sex with me twice.

 

I think she's hot tho. I don't know. Keep in mind she's gained some weight.

 

Click here.

 

hahahahahahaha.

Good Grief

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Guest Choken One
By Choken's Request The CLASSIC Incest thread....

I didn't ask you to bring it back damn it...I was hoping to keep the whole thing with my lesbian cousin quiet from the new peeps...guess not now.

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Wow, I once checked out a distant cousin without knowing she was my cousin...

 

And I lustfully gazed at my cousin's cousin from the other side of his family... so that's ok because there is no relation between me and her...

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