The One and Only Raw thread 2/18

[Guest Tony149]

Hogan is going after The Rock.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Hogan's gotta take a shit and shoot up some steroids.

 

PERFECT~!

[Guest Army Eye]

This Flair/Undertaker thing just seems so wrong. Why do I wanna see them feud.. eh.

 

Mr. Perfect coming out.  Things are looking up

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

I always hate these "Don't Smoke" commercials.  I mean, if I'm a fifteen year old who smokes (come to think of it, I am!) I'm not going to offer cigarrettes to my friends.  Maybe I'm just a greedy bastard (come to think of it, I am!) but when I need to call up people to get a new pack, I'm not sacrificing another one of cigarettes to a bunch of jackasses who don't even need them.

 

Man, I'm really in a ranitng mode tonight.

 

Yes! Pete Rose getting Tombstoned! "No, no, that's Pete Rose!"

 

Nash and Hall are leaving... The sole purpose of me watching is to find out what the nWo does next.  And now we have a nWo member.

 

"Drunk off his ass" Mr. Perfect!  Yes!

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

NWO are hilarious, give em that............here comes Rocky.........ok Hogan sends the Outsiders away guarantess them coming back to help him....IT'S A SWERVE BABY!...Mr. Perfect, good stuff....So the NWO's goal was to get Austin in jail? They didnt have anything to do with that? The WWF writing team cant even follow logic from hour to hour?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Perfect.

 

That makes me smile.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Woohoo, Mr.  Perfect!

 

If the WWF folds, the quality of stuff on Raw might get better.

[Guest Vyce]

Well, Perfect's on, let's see how they fuck THIS up.

 

I thought the Hardys went away to recover from burnout?  Well, it's nice to see that they didn't improve one damn bit since their absence.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Wait, did Perfect just miss hitting his gum?  That can't happen.  He's perfect!

[Guest Tony149]

Mr. Perfect is on TV! Yes!

 

Damn! He's wrestling Kane.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

There is nothing wrong with the WWF that better bookers won't fix.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

hey Vyce, they fuck it up by putting him against Kane...can Hennig drag a watchable match out of him?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Kane vs. Perfect.

 

Oh great...just ruin it for me.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

and Perfect is fighting Kane. But, I saw that stuff with the Bears from a mile away.

[Guest Anglesault]

Well, i here and the first thing I see is Mr. perfect. That is always good. Did I miss anything important?

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

mr perfect glory

 

this is great

 

teh bears arent perfect... go pats

 

I'd pop if they brought the '72 dolphins on the show

[Guest Vyce]

Kane.  Shit.

 

Let's watch them have Kane bury Perfect, to kill any momentum the guy may be trying to build.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Yes, Curt, work the crowd.  Get the crowd excited, then just fuck 'em over.  Yep, make fun of the football player.  "You lose, I win! I'm Mr. Perfect"

 

And here I was last night saying that they'll probably keep Kane off TV for a little bit.  And of course, he comes out.

 

Perfect better not get squashed.

 

This match is like Hogan kicking out of the Perfect Plex.  It's going to kill Hennig if he does't come out on top.

[Guest Tony149]

The WWF needs new smoke machines. They just fill the ring up.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

And Perfect jobs...  I'm going to start throw a Christian-esque temper tantrum directed towards the WWF soon.

 

Hogan's coming down to the ring.  I want to count how many times he says "Brother!"

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Well, Perfect isn't perfect anymore I guess. Couldn't they have him like I dunno win a few matches before that streak ended?

[Guest Army Eye]

oh great.. that did so much for Kane.   It was worth killing Hennig for

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Damn Perfect jobs to Kane.  Why?

[Guest Tony149]

WTF! Perfect jobbed to Kane. NOOOOOOO!!

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Kane wins over Hennig, worst thing that has happened all night, at least Hogan coming out is something we haven't seen in a few years

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

So at Mania we have:

 

Flair Taker

Hogan Rock

Austin Hall

Jericho HHH

Nash ?

 

On paper its good...then you realize that at least one person in each match is a liability...

[Guest Vyce]

This is a question that we've asked of the WWF writing team numerous times, but I'll ask it again - What the FUCK are they thinking?

 

Yeah, that's good, squash the guy who NEEDS the win.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow.  why the fuck did they job him?

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Sometimes I wonder if the WWF doesn't just go, Hey what will really piss off the fans?

 

Ok, we'll do that...bwahahahaha! We're the WWF, and they have to watch, because we're a monopoly! bwahahahaha!

 

Its not likely, I know but its the best theory I have right now.

[Guest Tony149]

Yeah, Taker is the one who could get hurt in his match.