Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 being a mark for Canadian wrestlers? I'll let you use all the little smart words you guys on the net use. What do you think?" Scott says.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 5, 2002 "Sure. But only if you make official "Canadian Violence" and "Bonzo Gonzo" merchandise. Deal?" Vince thinks for a second and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 5, 2002 says "SCREW YOU! By the way Bret screwed Bret!" Before Vince hangs up he says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 5, 2002 "I'm damn sick and tired of you and your STAR RATINGS!!! In fact tonight, in this very ring, you'll be facing....KaaaaAAAnnneee!" Vince then hangs up. Keith with a confused look on his face hangs the phone up. Dumbfounded with his encounter with Vince, he decides to watch a tape. A wrasslin' tape. But which of the thousands in his catalogue. "Aha!" he says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 5, 2002 "I just picked up the best of Stephanie McMahon in the WWF." When Scott puts the tape in his VCR, he's shock to see... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 5, 2002 a best of Gedo comp! Keith tries to stop the tape but the control is disabled. He lunges for the VCR desperately trying to ease the pain when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 5, 2002 he trips over the coffee table, striking his head on the edge. When he awakens he realizes he is attracted to the mop. He picks up the mop and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 5, 2002 is quickly jumped by The Edge, Bono and the rest of U2, angered by Keith striking The Edge. A real slobber-knocker breaks out, it's a good old fashioned Irish soccer brawl when suddenly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 5, 2002 Scott decides he's tired of playing Ricky Morton, picks up the mop and goes BONZO GONZO~! (whatever that means) on U2's asses. He tells the mop, "you saved my life!", and decides to sing to it. He puts on a nice shirt, clears his throat, and launches into a rendition of... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 5, 2002 "Oh moppy, you came to my life and you saved me, and I want you to know, Oh moppy, I love you so much that it scares me" He's so into his singing and dancing that he doesn't even notice Raven come up with a wood chipper, Raven hits the Even Flow and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 5, 2002 says, "I hate that Tony Bennett shit, quoth the Raven, 'nevermore!'". Then he sticks his arms out and prepares to hit Scott with a chair. But then he notices the TV. "Hey, it's Gedo." So he sits in the corner and watches, transfixed. Scott recovers and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 5, 2002 goes to his computer to type what just happened. Raven notices him moving, so Raven... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 5, 2002 calls for his Flock. Kidman, Saturn, Lodi, Reece and new member La Parka attack Keith, culminating in a devastating wedgie. Suddenly, the door flies open and in steps... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted March 5, 2002 The Shockmaster, who trips over Scott's mop! His mask accidently falls off, revealing the embarassed visage of... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 5, 2002 Judas! He made it to Scott's apartment in record time to complain that the 'raven kicked my ass' update was 2 seconds late. Scott sees his stalker and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 5, 2002 says "I'm sorry, I can't go on living a lie...I love you Judas!! I tried to deny it, but I love you. I've loved ever since you entered my life...and now, i'm gonna enter yours." With that, Keith pulls down his pants and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 5, 2002 pisses all over Judas! "It's canadian love," says Keith. Judas is disgusted and runs out the door screaming. Raven and his goons sneak out. Keith is all alone with this johnson hanging out, just standing there...until the phone rings. He picks it up and is suprised to hear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 5, 2002 Vince McMahon say Chris Benoit was fired. Scott yells NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Vince says "This isn't over and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 5, 2002 Jimmy Hart..."Hey Scott, baby. You know baby, I know things didn't work out with the WWF baby, but what about the XWF baby? Maybe we can meet up and discuss things baby? What do you think baby?" SK thinks it over and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 5, 2002 "Gee, I don't know. Maybe I'll ask the guys on the Smarkboard what they think." So, Scott sits at his computer and types in http://24.167.39.39:220/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi. An hour later, the Smarkboard finally comes up, and his eye is caught by a thread titled... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 5, 2002 Sentence Assosciation. He is shocked that the 'assosciation' craze has gone this far. He decides to ban everyone involved including the likes of... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 His "so-called" friends JJBotter and DonBecker. Out of nowhere Jay Bower claims to have bought the rights to The Smarks from Don Becker. Becker claims to have only sold it to Jay so he would stop calling at 2AM. Jay is about to announce The Smarks will merge with... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Playboy.com. Everybody looks around and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 nothing as they engage in a beatdown on Keith. Scott desperate quickly posts a message on the Smarks forum begging for help. The message is read by Tony149, Big McLargeHuge, RetroRob, and Areacode. They see it and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 take it as a joke. Until.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Keith's 132th post stating the situation as serious. Thinking that not even Keith would swerve his loyal readers twice, the Smarks regulars... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 rush to his aid. Only to find out he's somewhere in Canada, while everybody else is behind a computer. Until somebody breaks the door down at Keith's house. It's, it's.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Loss4Words! He cleans house on the Smarks staff. One by one they go down a flury of right hands, right hands, right hands! He reaches for Scott's hand, but Scott doesn't know whether to trust him or not. He thinks and embraces Loss. But... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 It's a swerve! Loss attacks Scott. Everybody in the room is laughing. Then the walls start shaking, the lights go off. When the lights go back on somebody is seen. It's.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Tony149. He made to Scott's in record time and begins cleaning house. He throws Botter out of the window and breaks a bottle over Becker's head. He's face to face with Loss4Words and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
