Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 One of these days I think I may park on a parkway and start driving really fast in a driveway...what do u think about this? I think you got a death wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 You'd have to, you know....actually kill Bond to be anywhere near Blofeld. He killed his f'n WIFE! Yes, Bond was married once for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about. IHMSS. Dames OHMSS! OHMSS! YOU DUMB FUCK! Just kidding. i *really* like Bond. Sorry, In Her Majesty's Secret Service is a porno. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 One of these days I think I may park on a parkway and start driving really fast in a driveway...what do u think about this? Why would you want to ruin that awesome car? It had comfy seats Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Oh here's another...what do you think about a guy who says he doesn't masturbate because it's still a guy's hand? That is, his own hand, him being a guy, he refuses to beat his meat. Any thoughts? Hmm.... I once saw the movie Whipped where Amanda Peet plays a girl playing 3 guys who are all friends. Really shitty movie. However, there is one part that sticks out. The biggest loser of the group is doing a narrative staring into the camera on the toilet while sitting on his left hand. He said that he basically waited til he lost circulation in his hand to make it feel all pins and needly and then masturbated, because it felt like a different person. Maybe that can help Poli- Um, your friend. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Here's a good one Dames - What do you think of me and MX? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 23, 2002 You'd have to, you know....actually kill Bond to be anywhere near Blofeld. He killed his f'n WIFE! Yes, Bond was married once for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about. IHMSS. Dames OHMSS! OHMSS! YOU DUMB FUCK! Just kidding. i *really* like Bond. Sorry, In Her Majesty's Secret Service is a porno. Dames Sort of like The Girl With the Golden Toungue? HIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I bet those stats come from states like Virgina, Tenn, or some other backwoods inbread state Virginia is actually home to some of the best-rated counties in America, education-wise. A big reason I plan to move up there to teach. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Hey Dames, how much does my latest column (OMG CHEAP PLUG~!) own? Why didn't I think of the Thanksgiving connection to do it on time next week? Does Y Tu Mama Tambien rock the mic and the house? I ask because I'm about to go down and see it in one minute and I've wanted to see it for a long time... just wanted to make sure it rocks the mic AND the house, 'cuz lots of movies can rock one but not the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, I think that in weightlifting, sudden, uncontrolled, urination, shouldn't automatically disqualify you. What do you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Here's a good one Dames - What do you think of me and MX? Seriously....when it comes to long distance, unless it was JLH herself, I wouldn't be able to do it, so kudos to you. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Hey Dames, how much does my latest column (OMG CHEAP PLUG~!) own? Why didn't I think of the Thanksgiving connection to do it on time next week? Does Y Tu Mama Tambien rock the mic and the house? I ask because I'm about to go down and see it in one minute and I've wanted to see it for a long time... just wanted to make sure it rocks the mic AND the house, 'cuz lots of movies can rock one but not the other. 1. It rules the f'n school. 2. Never saw Y Tu Mama Tambien. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, I think that in weightlifting, sudden, uncontrolled, urination, shouldn't automatically disqualify you. What do you think? It shouldn't, but explosive diarrhea should. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, want go back in time with me and save the Pussy and Ralphie characters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames: Would you enter in the Sex Lotto if you knew you woulkd win? Think about it, oral sex and a free trip for 2.95 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, I think that in weightlifting, sudden, uncontrolled, urination, shouldn't automatically disqualify you. What do you think? It shouldn't, but explosive diarrhea should. Dames Violent excretion should be a sport on its own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames - Isn't Jennifer dating someone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I once saw the movie Whipped where Amanda Peet plays a girl playing 3 guys who are all friends. Really shitty movie. However, there is one part that sticks out. The biggest loser of the group is doing a narrative staring into the camera on the toilet while sitting on his left hand. He said that he basically waited til he lost circulation in his hand to make it feel all pins and needly and then masturbated, because it felt like a different person. Ah, the ol' Stranger technique. Sit on your hand until numb, then reverse grip your unit. It's like a different person givin you a handjob. I mean, uh, um, uh, CZW! CZW! CZW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Dames, want go back in time with me and save the Pussy and Ralphie characters? Hey Dames, who are these Pussy and Ralphie characters? Why would one have to go back in time to save them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Dames, If Eddie Munsters mom is a vampire and his dad is Frankenstien, why is he a werewolf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Dames, want go back in time with me and save the Pussy and Ralphie characters? Hey Dames, who are these Pussy and Ralphie characters? Why would one have to go back in time to save them? ::attacks Evenflow:: Hell, it's not even an obscure reference! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Dames, will I be mentally stable enough to recap Tough Enough next week? I mean, you-know-who gets hurt. HOW WILL I EVEN BE ABLE TO TYPE? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2002 Just imagine yourself licking your beloved's wounds. The pain will pass, kotz. We're here for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2002 edit: Actin' like a wannabe CWM with the double post... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 25, 2002 I don't know about all that, if Kelly got hurt, no problem. Did you like this week's recap, AoO? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2002 Yeah, good shit, that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 25, 2002 I must admit I don't care about TE in the least. Whoever wins will just clutter up my TV by becoming yet another sucktastic wrestler with only one name. The best wrestler they ever had on that show *lost* What does that tell you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted November 25, 2002 Damsey, why are people such as myself so easily blinded by their emotions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 25, 2002 Dames, could God make a burrito so hot, even he couldn't eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames, want go back in time with me and save the Pussy and Ralphie characters? That would be cool.... Bring back Tony Montana with you too. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
