Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 I had to wear a tie to high school every day. (Damn Jesuits) Now, I'm not sure if I even remember. Hell, I'm gonna try right now and see if I do remember! Edit- Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted November 22, 2002 I wonder if Dames can find the United States on a map. 1 in 10 Americans 18-24 can't... ha! I gotta thank you yanks for that...you've made Canadians everywhere laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 I bet those stats come from states like Virgina, Tenn, or some other backwoods inbread state Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 If the brain is still posting here, who is he? If i was 100% sure....he'd be gone. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Dames, why is The Brain asking about himself? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge The Brain lacks one. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted November 22, 2002 I bet those stats come from states like Virgina, Tenn, or some other backwoods inbread state You mean like Texas? *runs and hides* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Dames, I don't feel good, can you make me some soup? Well, other than Lipton and Ramen....I can't really make any. If those two will make you feel better, I'll Fed Ex it to ya Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 why don't I have a thick Latino accent? Am I not Hispanic enough? I don't have much of an accent at all, actually and I'm 100% Puerto Rican. What are you? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Dames, why am I the greatest Post Whore Ever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Why can't everyone see the light and become an Edgehead? Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Just how awesome is Jericho right now? Personally, I love his character, but him to go anywhere, I have a feeling that he'll need a lot of retooling with possibly a face turn. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Why can't everyone see the light and become an Edgehead? Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes. Dames So will Tests new Humilia..I mean marketing thing make him a main eventer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 who has better kicks. Lowki or Tajiri? Who is the better "high flying 12 year old" Red or Rey? Low-Ki, by far. He doesn't need slappy pants, he just kicks the buttfuck out of you. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 I wonder if Dames can find the United States on a map. 1 in 10 Americans 18-24 can't... Um...the boot? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 No joke.....I tie my ties ONCE....then when i take them off, I loosen it so that its still in the not and hang them that way. When I need it, I just slip it over my head and tighten it. Works EVERY time. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Dames, why am I the greatest Post Whore Ever? Because just like a whore, you don't stop til you drop BAYBEE~! (Credit: Kotz) Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Why can't everyone see the light and become an Edgehead? Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes. Dames So will Tests new Humilia..I mean marketing thing make him a main eventer? Test's new direction is turning him face. He can't possibly make it to a mainstream Rock/Austin/HHH level with the testicle gimmick though. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted November 22, 2002 Good Answe.. *drops* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, does it make me less of a man because I think Bob Barker can kick my ass? "I think you've had enough. No *kicks Happy*, NOW you've had enough. Bitch." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Bob Barker was trained by motherfucking Chuck Norris. He could kick ALL our asses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted November 23, 2002 That was a classic line in Happy Gilmore "The price is wrong, bitch!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, You're tied to a metal table because you've been captured sneaking into Goldfinger's secret base. He starts up the laser. What do you do? "Do you expect me to talk, Zsasz?" "No Mr. Dames, I expect you to die. Choose your next witicism more carefully, Mr. dames... it may be your last." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, does it make me less of a man because I think Bob Barker can kick my ass? "I think you've had enough. No *kicks Happy*, NOW you've had enough. Bitch." Well...in that case, who would JLH flock to now? It ain't the man who got whupped by Bob Barker! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, You're tied to a metal table because you've been captured sneaking into Goldfinger's secret base. He starts up the laser. What do you do? "Do you expect me to talk, Zsasz?" "No Mr. Dames, I expect you to die. Choose your next witicism more carefully, Mr. dames... it may be your last." "Just letting you know Mr. Zsasz, I was trained by Triple H. Not only will I no sell your laser, but in the event that it does kill me, I will simply say "NO POBO" to death and make sure that you're lower than Johnathan Carver on the Bond villian food chain". Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, does it make me less of a man because I think Bob Barker can kick my ass? "I think you've had enough. No *kicks Happy*, NOW you've had enough. Bitch." Well...in that case, who would JLH flock to now? It ain't the man who got whupped by Bob Barker! Dames Oh, go blow it out of your Plinko chip. Unrealted note: What happend to Rod Roddy? Did he retire or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dames, You're tied to a metal table because you've been captured sneaking into Goldfinger's secret base. He starts up the laser. What do you do? "Do you expect me to talk, Zsasz?" "No Mr. Dames, I expect you to die. Choose your next witicism more carefully, Mr. dames... it may be your last." "Just letting you know Mr. Zsasz, I was trained by Triple H. Not only will I no sell your laser, but in the event that it does kill me, I will simply say "NO POBO" to death and make sure that you're lower than Johnathan Carver on the Bond villian food chain". Dames Dames, my cool name means I am AT LEAST ranked higher than Red Grant, and neck-and-neck with Scaramunga. Of course, I am still nowhere near Blofeld. (BTW< I have read all 62 Bond books, and you'd be surprised how the characters can change from book to film.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 You'd have to, you know....actually kill Bond to be anywhere near Blofeld. He killed his f'n WIFE! Yes, Bond was married once for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about. IHMSS. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 23, 2002 You'd have to, you know....actually kill Bond to be anywhere near Blofeld. He killed his f'n WIFE! Yes, Bond was married once for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about. IHMSS. Dames OHMSS! OHMSS! YOU DUMB FUCK! Just kidding. i *really* like Bond. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JLuv0309 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 One of these days I think I may park on a parkway and start driving really fast in a driveway...what do u think about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JLuv0309 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Oh here's another...what do you think about a guy who says he doesn't masturbate because it's still a guy's hand? That is, his own hand, him being a guy, he refuses to beat his meat. Any thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
