The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest MrRant]

I figure keep the Establishment on the low side till this whole "The mods are wannabe Hitler's and the Establishment is the SS" crap dies down.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That I can agree to.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey! That makes me Himmler!!!!!

 

No! I wanna be Himmler! Shutzstaffel Fuhrer!

 

What? I like his uniform.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fine fine fine, no more Establishment. Rather sad too that the two people who made the most stink about it are gone now, yet we still think we get heat. Ah well.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LooseCannon]

I knew this would happen.

 

I was planning on refusing the honor and cutting a promo if I ever got voted in anyway.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"Estaaaaaaaaaaaaaaablished! Estaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaablished!"

 

Would it have sounded like that?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest CanadianChick]

Can I still have establishment in my subtitle?

[Guest LooseCannon]

"Estaaaaaaaaaaaaaaablished! Estaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaablished!"

 

Would it have sounded like that?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I don't know. I'm missing the reference.

 

It would've been a parody of a well-known promo, I just hadn't decided what yet.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It was meant to be a take off of the Brian Pillman "Smaaaaaaart Mark" promo in ECW.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LooseCannon]

That's what I thought. I was hoping to do something with Pillman, but I couldn't think of anything that really fit. I was leaning toward Shane Douglas' promo after he threw down the NWA title. But I kinda hate Shane Douglas.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

No Nazis, no Pillman. Yet, no more ESTABLISHMENT~! either... too bad. Yet another joke clique gets taken too far and eventually dismantled. When will we learn our own boundaries? In honor of this location, I produce this set of Establishment Googlisms (alas, most of which reveal what we only knew to be true):

 

establishment is now crap

establishment is ruining

establishment is a major threat to health

establishment is out;

establishment is as shown

establishment is a proud supporter of rugby union

establishment is wrong

establishment is exploiting the kashmir issue for its own interests and is deceiving the people of pakistan under the slogan of "kashmir would become pakistan

establishment is a 20

establishment is equipped for persons with impaired hearing

establishment is smoke

establishment is ruining our healthcare system hardcover

establishment is not that it's a wonderfully intelligent and funny civil service defence research establishment romp

establishment is a visual estimate of percent ground cover

establishment is operating without a current valid permit

establishment is a tool for enabling trusting relationships between strangers based on public key certificates

establishment is designed for applications that want to deal with a large population that is not known in advance

establishment is an economic unit

establishment is responsible for registration

establishment is a business entity engaged in the practice of aesthetics

establishment is one of an exclusive group that has successfully completed this thorough evaluation

establishment is defined in chapter 3717 of the ohio revised code as a retail food establishment that is operated from a movable vehicle

establishment is given a red critical violation on the inspection

establishment is in essence a reverse variant of this joke

establishment is occupied by adult materials

establishment is contacted annually for updates and new hotels are added throughout the year

establishment is built from "the ground up"

establishment is mandated to

establishment is a single physical location where business is conducted or where services or industrial operations are performed

establishment is responsible for recording the case

establishment is 300m 2 or less

establishment is a perfect vehicle for his style of manic

establishment is defined as a private owner

establishment is found to be operating in substantial

establishment is one that produces or distributes goods or performs services for the public or other business firms

establishment is a single physical location at which business is conducted and/or services are provided

establishment is meeting sanitary requirements

establishment is provided by the commentaries to the oecd's model tax code

establishment is located on

establishment is a hotel

establishment is just fine the way it is

establishment is against

establishment is located

establishment is generally a single physical location where business is conducted or where services or industrial operations are performed

establishment is allowed to enforce their own policy upon the customer they serve

establishment is open for business

establishment is vision 2020

establishment is returned to ongoing random testing

establishment is open to the public

establishment is not assignable or transferable and shall not be valid for any person other than the one named

establishment is to undergo remodeling/additions

establishment is also covered by

establishment is one that operates for a period of no more than 14

establishment is using homemade equipment manufactured after november 15

establishment is defined as a single physical location where an economic activity is conducted and

establishment is often favored by shade

establishment is the only candidate in election

establishment is difficult

establishment is prepared to give up indian claim to the pakistan

establishment is to be constructed

establishment is likewise sure of its greatness

establishment is required to retain contracts and related documents for at least 3 years after the date of termination of the contract

establishment is qualified 2 13 to

establishment is optimum when these two quantities are equal

establishment is all set up

establishment is closely intertwined with other issues of constitutional change

establishment is yet to be completed

establishment is an 'educational establishment'

establishment is limited

establishment is only as good as the weakest link in the planting process

establishment is totally helpless

establishment is spelled

establishment is the only entity that may make an exception to this and it must be in writing and signed by the owner/operator

establishment is concerned

establishment is placed in a geomorphic context

establishment is completely open for business

establishment is given a maximum period of thirty days to address the violations and is subject to a re

 

Goodnight ESTABLISHMENT~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

establishment is exploiting the kashmir issue for its own interests and is deceiving the people of pakistan under the slogan of "kashmir would become pakistan

 

DAMN! The reason for my want to be the leader comes out...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LooseCannon]

establishment is required to retain contracts and related documents for at least 3 years after the date of termination of the contract

I hope you guys didn't overlook this one.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

establishment is just fine the way it is

 

At least ONE anonymous Googler out there liked us...

[Guest Incandenza]

What should we put on the tombstone?

 

Here Lay the Establishment

It Never Scored

[Guest Sassquatch]

Here rests the ESTABLISHMENT~!

They taught love

They were loved

 

[Guest LooseCannon]

You know, if CWM and Inc had just waited a day or two, I could probably be bragging about how I killed the Establishment. Alas.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Ah hem...shouldn't there be a new member voted in today?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ummm... read the last couple of pages.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

This is truly a sad and historic day. I didn't even really get to enjoy the massive, board-encompassing Establishment backlash either. I knew all the cool stuff would happen while I was away.

[Guest Sassquatch]

The only reason nothing happened while you were here Kinetci was because the ESTABLISHMENT~! critics were afraid of you and did not dare speak out against you.

 

Kinetic = the *real* bad ass of the ESTABLISHMENT~!

 

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Why not just do what you guys want and not give a shit what a few people think, since most who cared are now banned?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, they stopped it, not me.

 

Funny how this thread is getting more traffic because of its dissolution.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

Yeah, really. I'm not going to be bullied around by a bunch of punk ass bitches. I finished second in Smart Mark Survivor and won the Best Gimmick Poster poll! I can do a spot-on Jimmy Stewart impression! You people can't push me around! Whether there's a group around me or not, I'm still Mr. Establishment.

 

That said, I have no idea what any of the controversy was about and I haven't read most of the threads started here in the last two weeks. My ignorance is my strength.

[Guest Incandenza]

In simplest terms, two people--Leena and thesmartmark--constantly claimed that this clique was proof of the elitism of this board. Somehow, the idiotic ravings of these two douchebags was blown up to such a proportion that it looked as if 85% of the board was against us, when in fact it was just those two people. They've both been banned, so none of it matters anymore.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, depending on the acceptance of the other people, you may or may not be getting your AlinaTang at the Gathering now, so I figured you'd at least be dismayed by that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

Fuck that stupid bitch. I never wanted that worthless cunt to come along to begin with. Even prior to her psychosis, she seemed like she would be dull.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, Tom and I talked a little about it, and we won't stop her from associating with us. We might not like it, but we wouldn't mind.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: HEY! I just thought of something! THIS will become the new Gathering thread!

[Guest Incandenza]

Feh. She may be great to talk sports with, but I never had any desire to hang out with her. If I'm in the minority, then so be it.

 

EDIT: We'd be better off starting a seperate Gathering thread.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay, we'll have a seperate thread. I just had a moment of explosive optimism, that's all.

 

And yeah, she'd be dull to hang with I think, and probably boring out on the town, but better one female than a sausage party.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge