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Guest Kotzenjunge
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Jingus wasn't on at the time, so I did it.  Dames authorized the execution.

That just sounded cool. Must ban more people...

 

Dames

That sounds good to me. New Board Policy: Idiocy is a bannable offense.

 

(looks in mirror)

 

Dammit.

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The harmless idiots should be allowed to hang around though. You know, for comedic purposes. Otherwise we'll be left with a bunch if highly intelligent, well worded cynical people.

 

Which would prove to be entertaining for a while I suppose, but dry wit can only carry a board so far.

Guest Sassquatch
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Hey, look at how long Kinetic, Incandenza, Kotz, Agent of Oblivion and some select others have been carrying this board since it's inception?

 

I'd say that the dry wit and funny/intelligent posts can go far in the long run.

 

;)

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

I carry this board with wild, dirty perversion. You all know it's true. This whole board is fueled by filthy sex.

Posted
I still don't see how you could let Rob get under your skin so badly. He was just a faceless guy with an internet connection and yet you let him drive you mad.

 

And why do you need to be posting on a message board to watch wrestling?

Let me explain. Having become a member of the board I would be tempted to come back if I continued watching. That and the storylines were really sucky. So, I guess it wasn't really him. :)

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Yeah, what did you do up until 1996?

They hadn't invented wrestling yet.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
Hey, look at how long Kinetic, Incandenza, Kotz, Agent of Oblivion and some select others have been carrying this board since it's inception?

 

I'd say that the dry wit and funny/intelligent posts can go far in the long run.

 

;)

Since its inception? I don't know about that. I'm pretty much a newbie in the grand scheme of things.

Posted
Hey, look at how long Kinetic, Incandenza, Kotz, Agent of Oblivion and some select others have been carrying this board since it's inception?

You forgot LooseCannon.

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While true, and I am guilty of a certain dry wit, that wit has to be opposed by idiocy. Opposites attract. Or in this case, clash with the result of comedic greatness. ;)

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

SP's right. Sometimes this place gets pretty boring when the idiots go on a hiatus.

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Guest T®ITEC
Posted
And where did Spider-Poet go?

Take me past the outer courts

into the holy place.

Past the brazen altar

Lord, I want to see your face.

 

Pass me by the crowds of people,

the Priests who sing your praise.

I hunger and thirst for your righteousness

and it's only found in one place.

 

Take me in to the Holy of Holies

take me in by the Blood of the Lamb.

Take me in to the Holy of Holies,

Take the coal, touch my lips, here I am . . .

-- Take Me In (Kutless Version)

 

If this doesn't ring true, then its time to hit your knees and do some serious seeking.

 

That's where he went.

Posted
And where did Spider-Poet go?

Take me past the outer courts

into the holy place.

Past the brazen altar

Lord, I want to see your face.

 

Pass me by the crowds of people,

the Priests who sing your praise.

I hunger and thirst for your righteousness

and it's only found in one place.

 

Take me in to the Holy of Holies

take me in by the Blood of the Lamb.

Take me in to the Holy of Holies,

Take the coal, touch my lips, here I am . . .

-- Take Me In (Kutless Version)

 

If this doesn't ring true, then its time to hit your knees and do some serious seeking.

 

That's where he went.

He went to Chuck E. Cheese's?

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Hey, look at how long Kinetic, Incandenza, Kotz, Agent of Oblivion and some select others have been carrying this board since it's inception?

Oh brother.

 

Flyboy was right about Rob. He did get flame-baited a lot.

 

Oh and Kinetic still carries this board. Don't be bitter Czech.

Posted
Fuck Banky Edwards, I'm the one who made the bitch tick.  The LWO Kid in him took over, made him a pussy.  I'm the bitch in him.  100% bitch, prick, cunt, cock, ass, rectum, dickweed, and cock knocker.  In other words, I am going to be banned in about 2 days.  I'll be castrated back to Banky soon, unfortunately.

 

This post cracks me up after re-reading it. This was one of Banky's better self-deprecation episodes.

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