Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 I always laugh when I see those guys in the front row at Royal Rumble 99 during Gangrel's entrance. Theres like 6 or 7 guys swaying side to side to his music. This is also freaking hilarious. I haven't watch that event for ever..I should get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 In the Summerslam where it was Booker/Rock and Angle/Austin... whenever the camera was at it's normal, wide shot... if you look at the top of the screen, towards the left, there's this couple. Both of them are kinda large. Anyway, throughout the WHOLE PPV, the guy would reach over and blatently grab his g/f breast. This wouldn't be so bad if it was an isolated incident, but this went on for TWO AND A HALF HOURS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 -Royal Rumble 2000: Camera cuts to Jericho with Chyna and Earl Hebner. Actually was Dave...not Earl. Jericho called him Earl at first...then said Dave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Yeah, and I think the way he said it was: "C'mon, hEarl...Dave..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Report post Posted March 24, 2003 - Vince's promo where his is talking to himself in the mirror "I'M GONNA KILL WHAT I CREATED" so bad it is funny. - Lita and Matt breaking up afer Vengence 2002, I've seen better acting in pornos. - When Kane kidnapped HHH at the end of Raw during the necrophillia angle, he puts him in the boot and when the car is driving off the boot opens and HHH closes it. - Listening to JR trying to cover up shitty matches like the KOTR 2002 mainevent " Folks this is not a catch as catch can wrestling match" and " The Undertakers offence is moving at a slow and methodical pace". - The "HHH stole my steriods" sign that somehow managed to stay on TV all night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HurriShane 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2003 At Rock Bottom IYH, in the Buried Alive match Michael Cole talking about the 3000 pound headstone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Raw in Spanish. The time Raw had about 10 minutes of commercials last week, I believe. Any of the production mistakes on Raw lately. One time, my friends and I used to have a joke to where whenever Chris Jericho was getting over, we would go, "Chris Jericho is getting over! Somebody get Triple H out here to put a stop to this!" Well, one week, Jericho is in the ring, cutting a promo, and then, for no reason whatsoever Triple H comes out there, and promptly buries Jericho just for the hell of it. When every time they had a mystery partner/opponent in a tag match, it would always end up being the Big Show. The Cat on commentary on Velocity. Al Wilson Yesterday on Velocity when Josh Matthews was talking about how Rhyno and Chris Benoit are a bully tag team, then Team Angle's name comes up, and he says something to the effect, "Yeah. They're bullies, too!" Bringing the bully count up to Bill DeMott, Albert, Chris Benoit, and Team Angle. Selling the Torrie/Dawn Marie blow off on Velocity as a huge match. One week, Bill DeMott beats Funaki on Velocity in awkward finish with a clothesline. I guess Funaki might have been injured or something. Anyway, the next week, they proceed to wrestle the EXACT same match move for move, except that DeMott wins with a shitty power bomb, which I guess was the planned finish of the week before. When the Big Show went heel and joined the NWO, JR was selling it like a MAJOR heel turn going through the whole 'Damn his soul to hell!" spiel, as the crowd is dead, and I am in shock at how much of a parody of a real heel turn this looked like. One of my favourites from an old Nitro was when Sting was getting beat down, and Tony is like, "HERE COMES LEX LUGER!" *awkward pause, Lex is not there* and Heenan says he must have got held up in the bathroom or something. Finally, Lex comes out and makes the save a minute or so late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Anyone mention Viscera slipping during the one Hardcore match? Also...this isn't a WWE screw-up, but from an episode of Worldwide in 95: Bobby Heenan: "Bunkhouse Buck is gonna break this ham and legger's eggs...ham and egger's leg." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cavi Report post Posted March 24, 2003 When JR said Lita was "multi orgasmic in a cosmic sort of way." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Bobby Heenan: "Bunkhouse Buck is gonna break this ham and legger's eggs...ham and egger's leg." comic genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted March 24, 2003 These are both really recent, but Triple H at Wrestlemania 3rd degree getting his tie caught on his arm. The guy in the crowd stands up and motions at him to fix his tie while laughing and Trips is concentrating so hard on thinking of his next "slick" comeback he has no idea. he crowd proceeds to start a "fix your tie" chant and Triple H stands up and stares at them before he exits with his tie COMPLETELY to the side of his shirt and hanging over his jacket. And does anyone remember the Raw a few weeks ago witht that one skinny Hogan guy doing a different Hogan motion to the camera everytime the camera panned out? Golden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted March 24, 2003 One great one was at an ECW show I went to. Lance Storm vs. Super Crazy, and the crowd starts chanting "USA". Storm gets on the mic and yells "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ROOTING FOR? I'm from Calgary...Alberta Canada and he's from Mexico!" Yes, I know it's a WWE topic, but I saw the USA chant stuff early in the thread and couldn't resist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted March 24, 2003 In WCW, some dude had his buddy in the Torture Rack for what seemed like a good minute. They were in the 1st row, so they were right on camera during the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Basswitch Report post Posted March 24, 2003 A few weeks ago on SD, they edited this out, but some guy posted it on a message board. It was Heyman vs. Lesnar in the cage. Angle runs down, but the cage door does not open. Lesnar keeps Heyman on his shoulders for a good minute before Heyman rakes his eyes, Angle Climbs the cage, Lesnar puts Heyman back in the F5 and Kurt saves him. and all the while while Kurt was trying to get into the cage Tazz is like "Lesnar is holding him up there, makin him think about it. Then there was one of Heymans lines when he first came into the WWE. He was reading an advertisement and was like "Damb, you guys have to read these things fast." or something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LouthebigMoo Report post Posted March 24, 2003 How can anyone forget Hogan stalling the bike while King and JR tried covering it up while trying not to laugh? I nearly wet my pants when I saw that. Also when Rosie and Jamal where making their attacks, one of them would come in the ring and just fall on their face. It happened a couple of times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fairtoflair7 Report post Posted March 24, 2003 In the 91 Rumble, Piper says "Hey its Tony Atlas" relating to Saba Simba Also when Bossman gets eliminated in the RR 92. It's mad funny. He can't get himself over then for a split second it looks like he got shot. It also looks like he hurts his back. Its still funny to watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted March 24, 2003 I can't remember the exact wording but Heyman and JR were bitching at each other again and Heyman made a point about the Alliance that JR couldn't dispute. A normal man concedes defeat. Not Jim F'n Ross, "Ahhhhhh kiss my ass!" That one line is Jim Ross in a nutshell. Senile, insane, and right no matter what. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted March 24, 2003 In the video package for Austin/Taker at Judgement Day 2001 there's a part where Austin says,"I heard here face was all bloody, and mangled, and cut up..." or something like that. (he's talking about the fake car accident he told the UT that his wife was in.)Anyway as he's saying it the camera zooms in on him and they play it in slow-mo.It just looks really funny,you have to see it for yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted March 24, 2003 I can't remember the exact wording but Heyman and JR were bitching at each other again and Heyman made a point about the Alliance that JR couldn't dispute. A normal man concedes defeat. Not Jim F'n Ross, "Ahhhhhh kiss my ass!" That one line is Jim Ross in a nutshell. Senile, insane, and right no matter what. well he's the face announcer, so he kind of has to get the last word in. ventura would do stuff like that sometimes too, make completely valid arguments & just leave gorilla monsoon without a retort, so he'd end up saying something dumb or changing the subject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted March 24, 2003 If you have WWE Anthology, go and listen to Stephanie McMahon's theme song. Just listen to the words, then remember who the song is supposed to be about. Also, the words to "I'm an Ass Man" are very disturbing, unless that was someone's idea of a joke on Billy Gunn. Shawn Michaels' outfit from his RAW title match vs. RVD is pretty funny, especially since you could almost hear the male portion of the crowd: "YEEEEAAHH...um, what the fuck is he wearing?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted March 24, 2003 I still laugh when hearing HHH come out of the closet at KoR 98. "Im bi alot of things but lingual isnt one of them.....<pause>....did I just say that?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted March 24, 2003 If you have WWE Anthology, go and listen to Stephanie McMahon's theme song. Just listen to the words, then remember who the song is supposed to be about. "I'm all grown up" "I listen and learn" "Earned my spot" BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ah, WWE, always bringing the comedy. - Lita and Matt breaking up afer Vengence 2002, I've seen better acting in pornos. That whole feud was gold simply due to the bad acting on their (and Jeff's) part. Just laughing at their pitiful attempts at feuding was a highlight of WWF programming for me at the time, due to it being just after the horrid Alliance angle was killed off and the equally bad KMA Club was in effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaskedDanger Report post Posted March 24, 2003 I'm, I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned the Big Show / Big Boss Man "Dead Daddy" feud fiasco. That thing was unintentional comedy from beginning to end. My two personal highlights: Big Boss Man beratting Show's "mother" on camera about the issue of Show's birth. The sight of Boss Man, in full wrestling gear, screaming, "Say he's a bastard!" at a sixty year old lady had me in stitches. The fact that they were just sitting at her kitchen table at the time, as if they were having tea, made it all the better. Big Boss Man crashes Big Show's dad's funeral in a cop car. Just to make sure people know that he's the most evil man alive, Boss has the siren blazing, and is screaming stuff over a megaphone, classic lines like, "That's right! I'm here, you big dumb bastard!" As soon as Big Show notices him (and logically Show should have heard the Boss coming a couple of miles away), the camera goes tight on Show's face as he looks up from him deep mourning and just says, "Oh No!" That would have been priceless right there, but of course there's more. Soon Boss Man is dragging Show's dad's coffin OUT OF THE GRAVE and towing it down the road. Out of nowhere, Show contibutes to the lunacy by jumping on to the coffin like it's a boogie board (I think someone else here already mentioned this part), and the three ride off together into unintentional comedy history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Somebody may have already mentioned it, but a RAW back in October I think, I think a hardcore match was going on backstage, and all of a sudden I think RIC FLAIR appears in the background waving his arms. And then HHH drives by on a FORKLIFT like it's Smackdown on PS2 or something. F'ing priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Im sure we can count on a good bakers dozen at least of unintentionally funny moments on Raw tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steel_Fury Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Remember when Angle tried to suplex Shane through part of the set at a PPV, and just kept slamming him into the glass without it breaking? That had to hurt. He just finally threw him through it. Anyway, these posts have brought back some very funny stuff I had forgotten about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nobody in Particular Report post Posted March 24, 2003 JR trying to defend the USA from the Unamericans. Could he have possibly proved Lance any more right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Flair and HHH with the forklift was insanely funny. Who could forget Lita's classic "Ohhhh TAG!!!" to Regal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Flair and HHH with the forklift was insanely funny. I think they really missed the boat on that one. As I mentioned earlier I really think they should have made it a running gag, with just completely random stuff happening in the background of promos, hardcore matches ect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hb2k_buzzsaw Report post Posted March 24, 2003 I actually read in a magazine that the Show/Boss Man funeral anle had to be reshot several times because the car couldn't pull the coffin with Show on. Also, the original plan wasfor Paul Wight Sr. to be cremated, and then for him to flush the ashes down the toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
