Best unintenional WWE comedy

[Guest Banky]

Nash tearing his quad. His girlish yelp killed me. Haha

[Guest Aero]

This is from WCW, I think before the 2000 Spring Stampede. I was watching WCW Saturday Night one night before the PPV, so they basically just hyped all the matches. In one clip of Nitro or Thunder or something, Hogan, as a face, was running around the back pissed off over something that had just happened in the ring. He was basically just walking through the hallways cursing and throwing things. However, instead of the standard "BLEEP" censor for the curses, WCW thought fit to use the sound of a whip. Just imagine Hulk Hogan constantly cursing, but instead of bleeps, the constant sound of a whip.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

King Mabel and his constant reference to his Royal Plan, which apparently consisted of absolutely jack shit.

 

Mabel vs Diesel Summerslam 95 - sheer genius.

 

Triple threat harcore title match at WM X-7 - the funniest match ever bar none. Its got so much more than just the golf cart. Big Show is utterly legendary in this one.

 

The Triple H wanting of Jericho's ass.

 

The entire Raw back when the Power Trip were feuding with Taker. Taker throws Austin through the glass, damaging Austin's eye. Austin is strapped to a stretcher whining about his treatment while Triple H is tending to him in the most gay way possible. Austin gets loaded into the ambulance, Triple H gets in with him...and then Taker's FUCKING HEFTY FOREHEAD appears while he shouts "HELLO BOYS!" Classic. Taker pounds on Austin's eye some more. Later in the hospital, the Coach appears looking lecherous. He interviews Triple H who is ridiculously still in his wrestling trunks and a towel. Triple H shouts about Austin's eye falling out before being asked to be quiet by an hospital orderly. Triple H mouths the guy off, the guy says he'll call the police. Triple H no-sells, yelling "You go get them! Bring them! Bring them aaaaaalllllll!!!" Later we hear Triple H has been arrested. Truly the funniest Raw I ever did see.

[Guest bravesfan]

Triple threat harcore title match at WM X-7 - the funniest match ever bar none.  Its got so much more than just the golf cart.  Big Show is utterly legendary in this one.

Everytime I recall watching that match, I've fallen out of my chair laughing at one spot.

 

Big Show, after throwing Raven through a plate glass window, has Kane all to himself in a small locker room close to where Raven was left laying. Big Show preps Kane for the chokeslam, then, while gazing off into the roof of the building, says "RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR!!!ARRRRRGRRRHRGHRGRHRGRH!!!!!". I keep wondering who's he really talking to.

 

You have to see this spot to understand the true comedic value of it.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Yeah classic bad TV there.  HBK also said something REALLY lame while he was making that face but I can't remember what.

He cut some embarrassingly melodramatic promo. "HOW DARE ... YOU MISTAKE MY HUMILITY ... FOR COWARDICE?!" I only remember because my brother says it all the time.

 

When the Big Show went heel and joined the NWO, JR was selling it like a MAJOR heel turn going through the whole 'Damn his soul to hell!" spiel, as the crowd is dead, and I am in shock at how much of a parody of a real heel turn this looked like.

I remember his giving leverage to Flair during the figure four and doing this hilarious evil laugh where he put his hand on his stomach.

 

- When Kane kidnapped HHH at the end of Raw during the necrophillia angle, he puts him in the boot and when the car is driving off the boot opens and HHH closes it..

The boot? You mean a trunk?

 

Jim Ross in response to the clip of Stacy being given the Walls a few weeks back: "That just makes my old Oklahoma heart sad."

 

That crazy Bischoff/JR match with the cinderblock spot.

 

Vince's little "motion pose" they use when they run down matches. He only used it for a week, but it was him flexing and putting his hands on his hips and smiling really idiotically. His wrists looked so ungodly small.

 

Undertaker getting his ass kicked by Triple H on an early brand-extended RAW. I mean, he got absolutely no offense in. Triple H was still on Smackdown, and he came out because Undertaker cost him his match at the PPV (Hogan, I think). UT is propped up against a car doing his hilarious "I'm hurt" noises. Triple H is about to apparently kill him with a sledgehammer, but the cops come and take him away. As he's being led off, Taker responds with, "Yeah, you better get him outta here before I kick his ass." Triple H breaks away for a second and stomps him in the gut, and Taker lets out a hilarious "BWAAAAH!" and slumps to the side howling. You have to see it to believe it. Words don't do it justice.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

The whole Torrie/Al Wilson/Dawn Marie debacle was a joke in itself but the unintentionally funniest moment came when they had the funeral. Dawn Marie smashes a lamp in the back of Torrie's head. Torrie pauses for the longest time and looks directly into the camera before realizing that she should have sold that like death and finally does.

 

Austin vs HHH in the 3 Stages of Hell match where not only is a barbed wire 2x4 pulled out from under the ring, but the SledgeHHHammer is pulled out from underneath the announcers' table. JR and Lawler in shock wondering how the hell it ended up there without them knowing adds to the hilarity.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Triple threat harcore title match at WM X-7 - the funniest match ever bar none.  Its got so much more than just the golf cart.  Big Show is utterly legendary in this one.

Everytime I recall watching that match, I've fallen out of my chair laughing at one spot.

 

Big Show, after throwing Raven throwing through a plate glass window, has Kane all to himself in a small locker room close to where Raven was left laying. Big Show preps Kane for the chokeslam, then, while gazing off into the roof of the building, says "RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR!!!ARRRRRGRRRHRGHRGRHRGRH!!!!!". I keep wondering who's he really talking to.

 

You have to see this spot to understand the true comedic value of it.

Oh man, that spot is killer. But you left out the fantastic ending to it, when Kane grabs Show's throat and Show does the most hilarious "I'm choking" face ever, before they slowly throw each other into walls.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Anything the Big SHow does is absolute comedy

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I know this isn't WWE, but I have to mention this hilarious moment in my Cactus Jack "Best Of ECW" dvd. There's this one promo where Woman bashes Foley about Kevin Sullivan turning on him. Anyway, right before Jack can rebut the insults, you see Sandman comes from behind and cane Mick.

 

The funny part is that after he's hit, Foley is all, "AYE!!" He sounds like a freaking pirate.

 

Also, why in the world is Big Show doing weight loss commercials? It would be funny..if it wasn't intentional.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Kane-Big Show, KOTR '99: home of the 10-minute chokehold/ref bump.

[HurriShane 0]

When the Steiner Sisters are being interviewed at Summerslam 93 and she accidentally calls Rick by his real name Rob.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Undertaker getting his ass kicked by Triple H on an early brand-extended RAW. I mean, he got absolutely no offense in. Triple H was still on Smackdown, and he came out because Undertaker cost him his match at the PPV (Hogan, I think). UT is propped up against a car doing his hilarious "I'm hurt" noises. Triple H is about to apparently kill him with a sledgehammer, but the cops come and take him away. As he's being led off, Taker responds with, "Yeah, you better get him outta here before I kick his ass." Triple H breaks away for a second and stomps him in the gut, and Taker lets out a hilarious "BWAAAAH!" and slumps to the side howling. You have to see it to believe it. Words don't do it justice.

Oh, yeah, I remember that!

 

Triple H: "You want some more?"

 

Taker: "Nooooooooo...!"

[Guest SP-1]

Foley's noises in most matches are generally funny if you listen.

 

OCHA! OCHA!

 

Hogan too.

[The Dames 0]

Yeah.....Hogan is like "ofwof....ofwof..." when he's "selling".

 

Dames

[Guest Anglesault]

Undertaker getting his ass kicked by Triple H on an early brand-extended RAW.  I mean, he got absolutely no offense in.  Triple H was still on Smackdown, and he came out because Undertaker cost him his match at the PPV (Hogan, I think).  UT is propped up against a car doing his hilarious "I'm hurt" noises.  Triple H is about to apparently kill him with a sledgehammer, but the cops come and take him away.  As he's being led off, Taker responds with, "Yeah, you better get him outta here before I kick his ass."  Triple H breaks away for a second and stomps him in the gut, and Taker lets out a hilarious "BWAAAAH!" and slumps to the side howling.  You have to see it to believe it.  Words don't do it justice.

Oh, yeah, I remember that!

 

Triple H: "You want some more?"

 

Taker: "Nooooooooo...!"

An of course, all ths culminated in the worst Non-Test male match of the year, KotR 02, Unintentional comedy in itself.

[Guest The Superstar]

An of course, all ths culminated in the worst Non-Test male match of the year, KotR 02, Unintentional comedy in itself.

"See you in Hell, Deadman~!"

[Guest papacita]

Undertaker getting his ass kicked by Triple H on an early brand-extended RAW.  I mean, he got absolutely no offense in.  Triple H was still on Smackdown, and he came out because Undertaker cost him his match at the PPV (Hogan, I think).  UT is propped up against a car doing his hilarious "I'm hurt" noises.  Triple H is about to apparently kill him with a sledgehammer, but the cops come and take him away.  As he's being led off, Taker responds with, "Yeah, you better get him outta here before I kick his ass."  Triple H breaks away for a second and stomps him in the gut, and Taker lets out a hilarious "BWAAAAH!" and slumps to the side howling.  You have to see it to believe it.  Words don't do it justice.

Oh, yeah, I remember that!

 

Triple H: "You want some more?"

 

Taker: "Nooooooooo...!"

An of course, all ths culminated in the worst Non-Test male match of the year, KotR 02, Unintentional comedy in itself.

Worse than Taker/Austin from Backlash????

[Guest Anglesault]

Undertaker getting his ass kicked by Triple H on an early brand-extended RAW.  I mean, he got absolutely no offense in.  Triple H was still on Smackdown, and he came out because Undertaker cost him his match at the PPV (Hogan, I think).  UT is propped up against a car doing his hilarious "I'm hurt" noises.  Triple H is about to apparently kill him with a sledgehammer, but the cops come and take him away.  As he's being led off, Taker responds with, "Yeah, you better get him outta here before I kick his ass."  Triple H breaks away for a second and stomps him in the gut, and Taker lets out a hilarious "BWAAAAH!" and slumps to the side howling.  You have to see it to believe it.  Words don't do it justice.

Oh, yeah, I remember that!

 

Triple H: "You want some more?"

 

Taker: "Nooooooooo...!"

An of course, all ths culminated in the worst Non-Test male match of the year, KotR 02, Unintentional comedy in itself.

Worse than Taker/Austin from Backlash????

Absolutelty.

[Guest SP-1]

I get a bit of a kick out of Hogan calling Rock a "Meatball". It might be a wrestling term, but it's still f'ing great during Rock/Hogan from X-8.

[Guest Army Eye]

He cut some embarrassingly melodramatic promo. "HOW DARE ... YOU MISTAKE MY HUMILITY ... FOR COWARDICE?!" I only remember because my brother says it all the time.

LOL, there we go.. that was so ridiculous. HBK trying his hand at Shakespearean acting I guess.

[Guest papacita]

A little over 10 years but after Sid turned on Hogan, he was walking back to the locker room and got into it with some fan. He then turns to her and yells: "Shut your mouth you little witch! I'll slap...your...FACE!!" Just the way he said it had my dying.

 

And I always laugh when watching this one Raw where he interupts an HBK/Bret Hart face to face interview...Shawn tosses him the mic, and Sid's all "THANK YOU MY MAN!"

[Guest Star Ocean 3]

Lillian: ...being accompanied to the ring be Jeff Hardy, Jeff Hardy!

[NYU 0]

I forgot what the match was, but HHH goes over to the announcing table and pulls out a sledgehammer.

 

Lawler: JR, where did he get that sledgehammer ?! Were you hiding it for him ? You were, weren't you ?!

 

JR: GODDAMMIT,BYGAWD,SONOFABITCH,IDIDN'TLEAVEITTHERE,ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!

 

He just let out THE funniest comment that had me laughin hysterical.

[Guest crandamaniac]

I mention this all the time, but it's still funny. D'Lo goes up for the Lo Down. He hits it, and JR goes wild screaming..

 

"Who's your daddy D'Lo!"

 

sounds like a gay porno or something

[Guest bravesfan]

I forgot what the match was, but HHH goes over to the announcing table and pulls out a sledgehammer.

 

Lawler: JR, where did he get that sledgehammer ?! Were you hiding it for him ? You were, weren't you ?!

 

JR: GODDAMMIT,BYGAWD,SONOFABITCH,IDIDN'TLEAVEITTHERE,ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!

 

He just let out THE funniest comment that had me laughin hysterical.

I think that's from the Summer of 2002, with the Rock vs. Triple H on the RAW before Summerslam 2002 (with Brock sitting in the front row, followed by a HBK run-in).

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I love Hogan's very rarely heard "Hoosha...ohhh...owfofoo...oh..hoosha...oohhh" I think the "hoosha" is supposed to be him sucking wind.

 

The JR incident with him losing it is in HHH vs Austin best of 3 falls match. Austin got ahold of the barb wire or whatever and King asked JR if he had put it under there. Of course JR's responce of :AHHHH I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN YA STUPID ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH WHAT DO YOU KNOW!yjhwfgh?" has been covered.

[Guest AndrewTS]

How about Moppy being fed into the wood chipper--with Raven's "Mister Bill" style voice over. That was supposed to be a dastardly heel act, but that was damn funny.

 

Okay, I guess it was INTENTIONAL but I think we were supposed to sympathize with Saturn. *shrug*

[Guest Stunt Granny]

A little over 10 years but after Sid turned on Hogan, he was walking back to the locker room and got into it with some fan. He then turns to her and yells: "Shut your mouth you little witch! I'll slap...your...FACE!!" Just the way he said it had my dying.

 

OMG how was THIS moment overlooked: Shortly after that show, Sid was on the Barber Shop and went crazy destroying everything in sight. He started beating the shelf with a bunch of shaving cream cans on it and one of the cans must have exploded because when Sid turned around his face was completely COVERED with shaving cream!! He then proceeded to scream into the camera about how he was gonna kill Hulkamania...with his face covered with shaving cream like Bozo just pied him in the face!. Priceless.

[Guest bravesfan]

OMG how was THIS moment overlooked: Shortly after that show, Sid was on the Barber Shop and went crazy destroying everything in sight. He started beating the shelf with a bunch of shaving cream cans on it and one of the cans must have exploded because when Sid turned around his face was completely COVERED with shaving cream!! He then proceeded to scream into the camera about how he was gonna kill Hulkamania...with his face covered with shaving cream like Bozo just pied him in the face!. Priceless.

 

OH. MY. GOD.

 

The last time I remember seeing that angle was when it originally aired. Thank you very much for the hilarious moments that that segment conjured up.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Oh I can't believe I forgot this, anyone remember the ending of Page's career match at Summerslam 01 when Taker was pounding Page down with fists in the corner and made a different sound with each one? something like this.

 

Dah! EAH! PAH AGAUH! Muh! WA! BWAA!!

 

He literally makes about 10 different noises.

 

Also we call it the Kurt Angle "Potty Mouth Ankle Lock" back when he first started using it he would unleashe a swearing tirade on his opponent all the while WHOOing and spitting everywhere.

 

Another funny Angle moment was before NWO 2001 whe Angle put Rock against the ropes and put his hand right in his face and does the fastest Just Bring It hand motions while calling him a sonofabitch. You'd have to see it. He's so close to the Rock's face but still manages to get the motions in.

 

 

I'll never forget RVD's sparatic selling. Once, someone maybe Kane in the last few months lifted up Rob for a powerslam, and when Rob was firmly on the guys shoulder he let out his OOOOOOOOOO and sold the powerslam position itself!