Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then he would be the world champ and fucking the boss's daughter If RVD lost his stash on the way to a show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then his match would suck because he didn't have his pre-match special If Hogan brings back his friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then Jim duggan will beat RVD for the IC title in 13 seconds If Jim Duggan and Lance Storm formed a tag....wait... If Jim Duggan and Honky Tonk Man had an Iron Man Match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then it happens in slow motion If Hogan & Warrior had an Iron-Man match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then it would be the first ever -********** match If Steamboat and Benoit had a 3 hour Iron Man match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then it would be long, but still hits ***** If Vince ran for President Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then he would lose in every state except Conneticut If Benoit was the leader of the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then everybody would get wrestling training If Benoit showed up at your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then I would ask him for a cigarette because I'm out If John Tenta showed up at your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then I'd tell him "You're not a Earthquake. You're not an Avalanche. You're not a Shark. You're John Tenta. And YOU SUCK!" If you saw the entire McMahon family shopping at your mall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then I'd conveniently spill my mocha shake on Vince after accidentally bumping into them If Benoit received a Desire video Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then it would only be a minute long and get half the hype HHH got If an all wrestling channel started Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then I'd quit my job, quit school and get divorced within 6 months If there was a wrestling channel available only on Sundays Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then I would miss every Cowboy game, get a bunch of blank tapes and record everything shown If Rick Rude was still alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then he would expose how weak Val Venis's gimmick is If the Dallas Cowboys wouldn't have smoked so much crack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then maybe Jerry Jones puts together a good team If the XFL had been a success Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then Vince would have even a bigger ego If Tazz was at least 5'8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then he could go into the cruiserweight division If dogs could talk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then Lucy would tell us how Hunter and Steph like to dress up like ballerinas when they have sex If Kevin Sullivan would have fought Chris Benoit legit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then Benoit kicks his ass due to help from Nancy (Women a.ka. Sullivan's ex) If Chyna had become WWF Champ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then Hell would have been cast upon earth If Chyna and Sable sang in a band Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then nobody would even know it, and they would be called the Boob Sisters If WCW was still around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then I'd have an alternative to the crap Vince is giving me now If the trolls were still on the WWF board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then we wouldn't have a place to jack up our counts If the sky rained money Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 LOL then the poor could become rich and we could lose our class system If Vince would have been a football player Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 He would of been a kicker because he likes to kick guys in the balls. If a bunch of smarks were WWF writers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 then the storylines would make sense and the matches would all be close to **** If Trips started dating Torrie Wilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I would implode at the injustice. If Russo still booked for WWF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then 2 new "unknown" McMahon family members would be introduced. If Kevin Nash started a wrestling school... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Then he would teach 3 moves, and work on how to play backstage politics If Shane McMahon took over the WWF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
