The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS and Rikishi do a simultaneous SUPAHkick~! and RiKICK on Stallone::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Offers Rikishi a burger to turn on Anglesault*

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS already gave him a lifetime supply of burgers::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Gives Rikishi something Anglesault can never give him...an intelligent conversation*

 

 

ZING~

 

jk.

[Guest Anglesault]

Now come on, cwm, we both know neither you nor Rikishi can carry a conversation.

[caboose 0]

::Begs Stallone

 

 

...to sing about the Ejaculation Chamber::

 

 

Its just an excuse to post that picture again.

[Some Guy 0]

::Some Kicks Stallone::

 

::DANCES~!::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Now come on, cwm, we both know neither you nor Rikishi can carry a conversation.

Untrue I can talk about gnomes non stop.

 

And Do.

[Some Guy 0]

::Somekicks CWM for ignoring the return of the Somekick::

 

::Cries::

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

::suprises Some Guy with mase in the eyes::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose Napalms the thread!

 

Caboose: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS was hiding behind Rikishi, so he survived.::

[KingPK 0]

::Unfortunately, Rikishi had just made a Run to the Border, so AS is subjected to a different type of toxic gas::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Quickly spins Rikishi around and aims him at PK::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Runs in, hits AS from behind with a BELTSHOT~!, and exits.::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Rikishi picks up AS and throws him into the Anglesault (aWo)mobile and then hops in and chases after Zack.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Rikishi picks up AS and throws him into the Anglesault (aWo)mobile and then hops in and chases after Zack.

[Some Guy 0]

::Knifes the aWoMobile's tires::

 

::DANCES~!::

[Guest Anglesault]

You knifed the tires of a moving vehicle?

[Some Guy 0]

Yes and then I DANCED~!. Didn't you read the post?

 

::Drags AS out of the aWoMobile and Somestomps his ass into the ground::

 

BTW, who is The #1 MST3K Mark? What was his original name?

[Guest Anglesault]

::But what SG doesn't realize is that he really dragged and attacked the AS decoy bomb!::

 

::It explodes nest to SG and AS rides Rikishi piggyback as they continue chasing Zack::

[CanadianChick 0]

SG, The #1 MST3K Mark used to be Scott Keith's Biggest Fan.

 

Oh...

 

:Reminds AS that Rikishi can't run very fast, so he'll never catch ZM:

[Guest Anglesault]

Curses.

 

::AS jumps off Rikishi and knocks out a local motorcylist. AS hops on to the motorcycle and drives off while Rikishi rides the sidecar::

[CanadianChick 0]

::Sidecar collasps since, you know, Rikishi's fat.::

 

You'll never catch him. Geesh AS, your plans suck.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Sidecar collasps since, you know, Rikishi's fat.::

 

You'll never catch him. Geesh AS, your plans suck.

::Runs over Chick with the motorcycle and steals her car. Rikishi dives in through the passenger side window and takes the whole door off. The car still goes, so they just ride like UPS men::

[CanadianChick 0]

::Sidecar collasps since, you know, Rikishi's fat.::

 

You'll never catch him. Geesh AS, your plans suck.

::Runs over Chick with the motorcycle and steals her car. Rikishi dives in through the passenger side window and takes the whole door off. The car still goes, so they just ride like UPS men::

::Luckily, CC is Canadian and gets HEALTHCARE!::

 

HA! Good as new. By the way, there's no gas in the tank. Bwhahaha!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Rikishi gets out of the car, farts at the tailpipe, and gets back in. Since the car is canadian and stupid, it figures this gas must work to and runs again.::

[CanadianChick 0]

::AS passes out from the smell::

 

Didn't take that in account, did ya?

[Guest Anglesault]

::Rikishi has been AS bodyguard for almost two years. AS is immune.::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS has ANOTHER PLAN~!::

 

::He knocks chick out with the Sledge~! and stuffs her in a convenient TANNING BED~! (Oh, the irony) that happened to be right there. He locks the bed, chains it to the back of the car and drives off~!::