The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[CanadianChick 0]

::Luckily, Chick is wearing 100 SPF sunscreen! She's protected!::

 

::And because Chick can predict the future, she has planned in advance to create a map, one which leads AS to a 50 Cent concert! What will he do?::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Apparently chick is stupid (or canadian) as AS never intended for the tanning bed to be operational, you know, seeing as he's dragging it down a street::

 

::AS shows up at the Fifty Cents concert and nails him with a spare sledge before driving away in persuit of ZACK~!::

[CanadianChick 0]

Better safe then sorry!

 

And you do realize 50's 'homies' have guns, right? Bang, bang indeed.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Apparently CC doesn't realize that AS never left the car, and pulled a Rikishi on the Rock type deal with the Sledge. And as she well knows, the law of movies and TV states that you could be fired at by a machine gun, but if you are in a car, you won't get hit, especially if you're driving.::

 

::CC's box gets shot up though. Luckily every bullet misses her::

[CanadianChick 0]

Dammit! I forgot about the Physics of Hollywood. Guess I'll have to go back and study...

 

::Because AS is a cheap bastard, the tanning booth was made out of the cheapest plastic possible, and the friction between the ground and the booth causes enough heat (and I'm talking about Orton levels here, who IS the future) to burn a hole in the booth so Chick can get out, injury-free!::

 

Ha! And you still haven't caught Zack yet!

[Guest Anglesault]

:: AS does a 180, floors it and nails CC, who goes flying through the front of the car and lands in the back seat. Rikishi climbs over and sits on her::

[CanadianChick 0]

::But Rikishi is so fat that the car gives away, and the back seat falls through. CC escapes, yet again!::

[Guest Anglesault]

DAMNIT

 

::AS chases CC by foot, nails her with the Sledge and drags her off, by her hair, to Fifty Cents' limo, which he highjacks after Rikishi RiKICKS the driver. Rikishi puts the little funny hat on and starts driving the limo, with AS and a knocked out CC in the back::

[Adam 0]

*head explodes from not having a fucking clue what's going on*

[Guest Anglesault]

Were you around in the beginning of the OAOAST?

 

This is like the lite version of the off the wall nonsense from back then.

[Hoff 0]

*pulls Adam off to the side*

 

You're better off just watching the mayhem go down.

[CanadianChick 0]

AHA! Do you really want to be seen dragging around an UNDERAGED girl, unconscience?

[Guest SP-1]

::Leaps in out of nowhere at a stop light and nails a WESTWARD BOUND~! on RIKISHI! Cone then yanks open the limo's back doors and rescues CC::

[Guest Anglesault]

::or so he thinks! Just as he's about to leave, AS smashes a win bottle over his head and starts to choke him out with the Sledge handle and hold his head under the water of the little whirlpool jaccuzi thing!::

 

Haha! the hostage number rises and Zack still hasn't come back to rescue them!

[Guest SP-1]

::Knees Sault in the junk and nails a quick standing tildeBANG~!::

[Guest Anglesault]

::But Rikishi has recovered~! After accidently hitting AS in the ribs with the Sledge, he almost takes SP's head off with it and its a sitting splash on him::

[Guest SP-1]

::NO SELLS~! the sledge and slides away from the splash. SP pulls a cheeseburger out of his pocket and throws it a few feet away. With Rikishi distracted for at least 3 seconds, SP bolts::

[Guest Anglesault]

::He bolts right into the open limo door and knocks himself out::

[alfdogg 0]

*Kirstie Alley runs into the thread and eats everyone*

 

How the mighty have fallen...

[Guest SP-1]

::Climbs out of Kirstey's mouth and then hits her with TRIPLE GERMANS to shake AS up in her belly::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose points out 'Who's talking now!' and Kirstie Alley runs in fear of a third sequel::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Has a "cannot be eaten by ex-Cheers stars" clause in his contract::

[caboose 0]

::

 

 

Jon Voight~! eats Anglesault instead::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS is long gone at this point, as the limo is now chasing Spiderpoet::

[alfdogg 0]

::Climbs out of Kirstey's mouth and then hits her with TRIPLE GERMANS to shake AS up in her belly::

Like you could lift Kirstie Alley now.

[Adam 0]

I love you guys.

 

:: Axel Slam's Alfdogg... WITH LOVE~!::

[caboose 0]

::Busts out his Super Soaker 3000 and soaks everyone in the thread::

 

*Hopes CanadianChick walks in for some Wet T-shirt action*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Distracts Caboose so CC can steal the Super Soaker. Caboose's pants are soaked...but he wasn't squirted!::

 

[Zack Malibu 0]

Ha! And you still haven't caught Zack yet!

But you have.

 

[Guest Anglesault]

::Zack has RETURNED~! AS's stolen limo charges at Zack::