The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Adam 0]

::shows up at CWM's house with Zack, ready to drink Canadian beer and do the REAL LIFE SAGA~! ::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Injects weed straight into Zack's bloodstream*

[Guest Anglesault]

For two guys who had characters in a blood feud, we get along pretty damn well.

We would too, but you know, I don't like happy people.

Edited April 10, 2004 by Anglesault

[Jingus 0]

::J*INGUS shows up at CWM's house, ready to kick some Canadian ass.::

 

"You're gonna need that great communist healthcare system, ya gnome-loving freak."

 

::Suddenly, out of nowhere, fellow Canadian Traci Brooks shows up and kicks the everliving shit out of the Devilman. Teddy Hart wanders by to point and laugh. Then everyone wraps it up with a complete Terrence & Phillip rip of "O Canada".::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM burns an american flag*

[Guest Anglesault]

I hate when people burn their own country's flag.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Um...next time actually edit it before you say that Sault.

 

d'uh

[Guest Anglesault]

Edit what?

 

Did I spell something wrong?

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Can't say anything about the Canadian flag since he knows cute girls from that area.::

[Thoth 0]

Just an announcement that Zack Malibu has now debuted with the SWF.

 

YEAAAAA BOIIIIII~

[Zack Malibu 0]

But I'm still OAOAST born and bred.

 

::Bitchslaps the SWFer, since this is the OAOAS f'n T.::

[CanadianChick 0]

::Can't say anything about the Canadian flag since he knows cute girls from that area.::

Oh, who? I want to meet her...

[Zack Malibu 0]

Look in the mirror and say "hi" .

[Hoff 0]

Ugh. *vomits*

[Adam 0]

Ah young love. 'Tis beautiful. Now stop stealing my spotlight Zack!

[CanadianChick 0]

::Blushes::

 

::Hits Hoff over the head with the mirror::

[Adam 0]

Ah, I love a violent woman.

 

*belt shots CC with her 24/7 title*

[Hoff 0]

*gets blinded by shards of glass*

 

*is glad his eyes are blinded from this saccharine display*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

But I'm still OAOAST born and bred.

 

::Bitchslaps the SWFer, since this is the OAOAS f'n T.::

Sellout.

 

*CWM canes Zack and gives him an Evenflowddt*

[Adam 0]

*cries that Zack has joined the rivals*

[Guest SP-1]

::comes in out of nowhere with a swinging neckbreaker on Zack::

[Chuck Woolery 0]

::Will giggle when you're all crowing about the two AngleMania III main eventers being the new SWF Tag Team champs.::

[Hoff 0]

You can be tag team champions of Mars as long as you keep bringing the goods here.

 

*throws bloody shards of mirror at Adam, CC, SP, Zack, Cal, CWM, AS, and anyone else who wanders by*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM and the rest of the OAOASTer's Swarm Malibu and Siclen and beat them down before spray painting "OAOAST" on them*

[Adam 0]

*does a Scott Hall 'Survey Says' promo, OAOAST gets a far bigger reaction*

[Thoth 0]

OMG INVASION

 

MAKE SWF LOOK WEAK THOUGH BECAUSE OAOAST IS THE HOME PRODUCT

 

DEEZ NUTS~

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*ducktapes Thoth's mouth shut*

 

I'm doing you a favor.

[Zack Malibu 0]

*CWM canes Zack and gives him an Evenflowddt*

You're giving me custody of Ed? For how long?

[Adam 0]

Until the Christening. I gotta be there, I shotgunned godfather.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I said AN evenflowddt not "evenflowddt"

 

and Mario killed ED ages ago.