The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::HEEL ZACK~! pours maple syrup all over Alf, CWM, and Caboose, then unleashes an army of ants.::

[alfdogg 0]

Ooh, kinky.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

No.

 

just, No.

[alfdogg 0]

Fuck off, Jesus.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

homo

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

sexual

[Adam 0]

*walks in, MARKS OUT for HEEL Zack, gives Alf the Axel Slam*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Spears. gores, and goldspears Axel*

[Adam 0]

*does the D-Von oversell, gets up and gives CWM a SPINEBUSTAH~!*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*dies*

[Adam 0]

*mourns*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*ressurects himself chokeslams Adam*

 

man I'm not feeling creatIve

[Zack Malibu 0]

::HEEL ZACK~! throws CWM into a wheelbarrow, pushes him up a steep hill, pulls him out of the wheelbarrow, kicks him in the gut, and shoves him back down the hill, THEN throws the wheelbarrow down after him, THEN runs down, picks up the wheelbarrow, and hits CWM over the head with it before putting him THROUGHT said wheelbarrow.::

 

I love being a heel.

[alfdogg 0]

*Kirstie Alley rolls down the hill, crushing the wheelbarrow, and eats Zack*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Climbs out of Kirstie's mouth, grabs her by her cellulite, channels the strength of ten men, lifts her up, drops her on CWM and Alf, then hits her with the wheelbarrow pieces.::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

::picks up nearby aWo-Sledge::

 

::heelishly waffles HEEL ZACK~! across the noggin::

[Zack Malibu 0]

Oh no, you're not stealing my thunder. I'M the biggest heel in these parts now.

 

::Vetos an SJ return, gives him a wedgie, and tar and feathers him.::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Like any good heel

 

::No sells::

 

::pants's Zack, revealing Screech thong~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Dumbass. I don't have a Screech thong.

 

They're boxers with the Hang Time logo.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Whatever...

 

::Adds in an extra sledgeshot 'tween the cheeks' for good measure

 

Heel Zack~! < Heel Stephen Joseph

[Zack Malibu 0]

You ever notice how you're always aiming for people's asses? Technically, that wasn't a threat. Technically, you were flirting.

 

OMG POPICK IS OF TEH GAY~!

[caboose 0]

Heel Caboose > Heel Everyone Else

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Well, yours is so white and shiny it just kinda is a light in the darkness...

 

::starts singing "Blinded by the Light~!"

 

And for good measure turns Zack around and Finalizes him onto ohhh

 

Al Gore

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Heel Caboose > Heel Everyone Else

But I'm not everyone else...

 

Boo Ya~!

 

::Ignores Caboose::

[Zack Malibu 0]

Silly peons.

 

I have the belt.

 

I shocked the world.

 

Caboose just wears makeup and talks snidely. Popick just wears makeup.

 

Zack's turn > all other heel turns.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

You said I looked good in this makeup...

YOU LIED! I'm never calling you again *sniff*

 

/aside...Anyone here stay current on RedvsBlue, theyve got a character named Caboose that's freaking hilarious.

check it out doods.

 

/back in character

 

::Decides hitting people with random objects sucks, so SJ picks up a harmonica and starts wailing and singing "Just Wait" by Blues Traveler

[Adam 0]

*hits Popick with his signature BASEBALL BAT~! before giving HEEL ZACK~! an Axel Slam for good measure, because HE'S NEVER BEATEN ME!*

[Stephen Joseph 0]

My weakness~!

 

:: Popick slinks off holding his kneecap from the treachorous Baseball Bat...vows vengenace after eating ice cream

[alfdogg 0]

Heel Alf > everyone, ever

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Silly peons.

 

I have the belt.

 

I shocked the world.

 

Caboose just wears makeup and talks snidely. Popick just wears makeup.

 

Zack's turn > all other heel turns.

*Remembers predicting this "shocking" turn over a month ago in an AIM chat with Malibu.*

 

You can't fool me.

 

And everyone knows that HeelCWM is the yardstick that's used to measure all heels...

 

 

 

 

that's not sarcasim. I am better than all of you. None of you ever did anywhere near the sick shit I did in the name of hatred.

 

Heel CWM ownz you.