The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Actually, it was more like this:

 

CWM:Malibu, you should turn heel in OAOAST.

Zack:Actually, if you can keep a secret, I will be.

CWM:Well...ok then. Glad we had this talk.

Zack:Same here.

CWM:::Beltshots Zack for taking his idea::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Actually, it was more like this:

 

CWM:Malibu, you should turn heel in OAOAST.

Zack:Actually, if you can keep a secret, I will be.

CWM:Well...ok then. Glad we had this talk.

Zack:Same here.

CWM:::Beltshots Zack for taking his idea::

I still called it. And we all know that you didn't plan it until I mentioned it. You haven't had an original thought in yout life.

 

Watching shit like the OC will do that.

[Zack Malibu 0]

1)I still have PM'd detailing ideas for the turn, so I've got my proof, beeyotch.

 

B)Don't you everevereverevereverEVER come into MY thread and besmirch the best show currently airing on TV. I'll give you a Chino-style asswhipping.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OC sucks ass and all of the "Kids" will end up in rehab.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Marissa's already been to the therapist due to her ODing on painkillers in the Tijiuana ep.

 

Or did you mean in real life? And the "kids" are all young adults, save for the kid who plays Ryan, as he's 25. Everyone else that plays someone young IS young (18-22).

 

So, boo-urns to YOU, sir.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that's not young.

 

fucking gheylord

[Hoff 0]

The OC is a fantastic show. Seriously, week in week out one of the most entertaining shows on the air.

[caboose 0]

The O.C has one redeeming feature: Hot young women.

 

But of course CWM wouldn't notice a thing like that...

[Adam 0]

I dont think we get the O.C.

 

*MOTHER FUCKING IMPACT SPEAR~! to Caboose*

[Stephen Joseph 0]

::Pulls NGA away from Caboose and Finalizes him::

 

Caboose has a point. O.C. has very hot young women.

 

::walks away::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Pulls NGA away from Caboose and Finalizes him::

 

Caboose has a point. O.C. has very hot young women.

 

::walks away::

Popick watches or has watched.

 

I don't think I could have made a better point about the O.C.'s suckitude myself.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

::Pulls NGA away from Caboose and Finalizes him::

 

Caboose has a point.  O.C. has very hot young women. 

 

::walks away::

Popick watches or has watched.

 

I don't think I could have made a better point about the O.C.'s suckitude myself.

I have class Wednesday nights.

I've seen the commercials.

 

Must you be so negative?

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Ties CWM up and makes him watch the entire season of The OC. Zack and Hoff munch on popcorn and drool over Rachel Bilson.::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::Ties CWM up and makes him watch the entire season of The OC.  Zack and Hoff munch on popcorn and drool over Rachel Bilson.::

Which one is she? The anorexic chick or the one with the huge forehead?

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Ties CWM up and makes him watch the entire season of The OC.  Zack and Hoff munch on popcorn and drool over Rachel Bilson.::

You don't mean that chick with a forehead so big you can watch movies on it do you? What's wrong with you people??

 

She doesn't have a large forehead.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

That's a little more flattering pic than usual, but she looks horrid in this one:

 

 

Honestly I don't get the attraction

[Zack Malibu 0]

 

 

 

I'll take it.

[Hoff 0]

*grabs a Fresca from the fridge*

 

Hoff's secret shame: I missed last night's season ender. I had to work. And, I was out of blank tapes. *cries*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Pulls NGA away from Caboose and Finalizes him::

 

Caboose has a point.  O.C. has very hot young women. 

 

::walks away::

Popick watches or has watched.

 

I don't think I could have made a better point about the O.C.'s suckitude myself.

I have class Wednesday nights.

I've seen the commercials.

 

Must you be so negative?

Yes.

[alfdogg 0]

No.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

SUcka

[Zack Malibu 0]

*grabs a Fresca from the fridge*

 

Hoff's secret shame: I missed last night's season ender. I had to work. And, I was out of blank tapes. *cries*

DUDE! You have no idea what kind of a show you missed. Did you at least read the review of it anywhere? A LOT of shit went down.

 

Oh, and ::beltshots:: CWM for thinking he's a better heel than me.

 

Bitch.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Sets Zack's family's house on fire and psycholigaclly tortures him for months*

 

yeah...I was a better heel.

 

beltshots..please.

[Zack Malibu 0]

 

::runs towards house with firehose.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*But it's too late because CWM has already taken Malibu's parents hostage and removed them to a basement suite at an undisclosed location.*

 

CWM: Malibu. You think you're so much better than everyone else? Well I'm going to take you apart peice by peice.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Channels the spirits of the great heels like DiBiase, Savage, and Flair.

 

Realizes none are dead, and panics.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM breaks Zack's father's thumb*

 

I'm going to break all of his fingers and toes Zacky boy. And you can't save him.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Actually, my parents were lost on an excursion in Zimbabwae long ago. I don't know who you have in there, but have fun.

[Hoff 0]

*grabs a Fresca from the fridge*

 

Hoff's secret shame: I missed last night's season ender.  I had to work.  And, I was out of blank tapes.  *cries*

DUDE! You have no idea what kind of a show you missed. Did you at least read the review of it anywhere? A LOT of shit went down.

 

Oh, and ::beltshots:: CWM for thinking he's a better heel than me.

 

Bitch.

$5 says Seth ends up in Pittsburgh.

[caboose 0]

::Invades Orange County with his army of Killer Tomatoes::