The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Adam 0]

*spears the wall. Wall no-sells*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Throws Adam through the Wall*

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Didn't the wrestler who was The Wall die recently, or am I thinking of another Hoss?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He mighta. Who keeps track? WcW caused alot of suicides...

[alfdogg 0]

He died last year sometime, yes.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

He mighta. Who keeps track? WcW caused alot of suicides...

This one post gave me an outstanding idea for a writing project. Mind you a serious one and not something making fun of The Wall's passing.

[Papacita 0]

*inflicts random violence for no reason at all*

[caboose 0]

::Throws random objects at Papcita::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Throws Caboose at random objects.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Malibu killed the thread dead.

 

It's like Alf's title reing all over again.

 

LOLRZ2004~!!!11

[caboose 0]

::Chairshots CWM for making Caboose that "Useless Biggs"::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dude you're BIGoose.

 

You should be happy that it'll make people think of the greatest poster ever...

 

Big Mclargehuge.

[caboose 0]

I don't want to be associated with Big. I used to mistake him for BPP back in the day.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

then you're a fool. BIG is teh man.

[caboose 0]

I know he is the man, but somewhere in my head BIGlargehuge = BIGpoppapopick

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that's fucked up

[Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan]

Yeah!

 

You shouldn't compare those two to each other!

 

That's fucked up like David said!!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Indeed.

[Jingus 0]

::Comes in and makes his quarterly appearance, just to give a ANGLE AWARD-WINNING DEVILBOMB~! to David Aksteroid's Big blah blah blah. And then turns him over and slaps on the Crossface Chickenwing, and stretches him for three hours straight. JUST BECAUSE HE CAN.::

[caboose 0]

I love the way J*ingus goes all Owen with his use of the Angle Award-Winning DEVILBOMB~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

It's been a while, but GUESS WHO'S BACK ON TOP~!

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

::Surprises Zack with a DIAMOND CUTTER~!::

 

KA-BLAMO~!

[Jingus 0]

::Comes in and makes his quarterly yearly appearance, just to give a ANGLE AWARD-WINNING DEVILBOMB~!...

...but then promptly gets beat down like a jobber by all the noobies who he doesn't know::

 

JINGUS: Meddling kids!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::marks out for Jingus making a return to his thread::

[The Dames 0]

::Dames returns::

 

::realizes is in a OAO thread about Zack Malibu::

 

::leaves again::

[Zack Malibu 0]

hahaha, you bastard.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Fuck Snoop Dogg. That mothafuckin bitch ass sell out commercial gum chewing Mighty Duck ass faggot...yes faggot. I remeber eyeing that foolz when I's in the Beverly Wilshire hotel seeing his Ethiopian malnutrition bony ass in a wife beater...fucking hypocrite don't even beat bitches. Fake fuckin studio gangsta. when i talked to him to get his autograph I aint gonna front front, he yelled all faggotish shit "I WILL FUCK YOU." No, not "I WILL FUCK YOU UP." Just "I WILL FUCK YOU." so I fuckinn pulled his bandana out his left back pocket, yeah that the crip side, and fuckin choked that mothafucker to death as he begged to lick my phat cock for some crack rock that bitch ass faggot. his black ass is dead. He ain't even alive no mo, wut u see is an imposter snoop, a robot snoop, like that bitch from small wonder, I built that shit in my basment, i run it.

[Jingus 0]

::Devilbombs Snoop Dogg... cuz he respects his cool lyrics and absolute willingness to sell out to anyone, fo shizzle.::

 

::Clawslams Patty O'Green just for teh hell of it.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It's only selling out if you used to have principles, Snoops always been about making money.

 

I mean...

 

::Spear::

[Patty O'Green 0]

"Well I know you can't

Work in fast food all your life

But don't sign that

Paper tonight"

She said, but it's too late.

 

And I don't remember what I read

Don't remember what they said

I guess it doesn't matter

I guess it doesn't matter anymore

 

Cause you're gonna go to the record store

You're gonna give 'em all your money

The radio plays what they want you to hear

They tell me it's cool I just don't believe it

 

Sell out

With me, oh yeah

Sell out

With me tonight

The record companys only give me lots of money

And everything's gonna be

(Alright)