The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

*grabs a Fresca from the fridge*

 

Hoff's secret shame: I missed last night's season ender.  I had to work.  And, I was out of blank tapes.  *cries*

DUDE! You have no idea what kind of a show you missed. Did you at least read the review of it anywhere? A LOT of shit went down.

 

Oh, and ::beltshots:: CWM for thinking he's a better heel than me.

 

Bitch.

$5 says Seth ends up in Pittsburgh.

He left on his boat. I don't think he'll be headed to Pittsburgh on that.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Would invade the OC but doesn't want to be associatied with it in anyway.*

[caboose 0]

::The Killer Tomatoes destroy all Orange County Rehab clinics. The locals are now all doomed...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

kills

[Hoff 0]

*grabs a Fresca from the fridge*

 

Hoff's secret shame: I missed last night's season ender.  I had to work.  And, I was out of blank tapes.  *cries*

DUDE! You have no idea what kind of a show you missed. Did you at least read the review of it anywhere? A LOT of shit went down.

 

Oh, and ::beltshots:: CWM for thinking he's a better heel than me.

 

Bitch.

$5 says Seth ends up in Pittsburgh.

He left on his boat. I don't think he'll be headed to Pittsburgh on that.

He might always LAND his boat, y'know.

[caboose 0]

::Seizes control of OC Local Port Authorities::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Who the hell would want to go to Pittsburgh

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you don't live there do you?

[alfdogg 0]

No, he lives in Abbotsford.

[caboose 0]

I demand this thread is closed.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

I demand to have some booze.

[alfdogg 0]

Can do.

 

*busts a case of beer over Eskimo's head*

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

:: Drinks and bleeds at the same time ::

[Hoff 0]

*calmly sips a Fresca*

[CanadianChick 0]

::knocks the Fresca out of Hoff's hand::

 

What are you going to do about it, punk?

[Hoff 0]

I...I, uh...um....I.....

 

*goes to the fridge and gets another Fresca*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT WAIT.

 

*DUCT TAPES the can to his hand*

 

Try it now, tough gal.

[CanadianChick 0]

Damn! Foiled again!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

WHO SPILL FRESCA~?!

[Hoff 0]

Ha, that's right. Rock crushes Scissors, Scissors cut Paper, and Paper covers Rock, but DUCT TAPE blasts them all into the troposphere.

[Hoff 0]

Oh shit. *runs*

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Whats Fresca?

 

:: Kip up into sipping a martini ::

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*The Enraged Pink Raver Hulk runs and gives Mystery Eskimo the 'Clothesline from Syndication' sending him down hard onto the disco floor*

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

:: No sells ::

[Hoff 0]

Fresca is like...um....well it's kind of like Sprite. But not really...well, it's good, anyway.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

:: Tries some....adds vodka ::

[Hoff 0]

That would probably be good.

[Zack Malibu 0]

You know, I actually had Sprite for the first time EVER the other night, simply because my friend mixed it with vodka and poured me a glass.

 

Oh, and Hoff, you may have duct tape, but it can't prevent...SPILLAGE~!

 

::trips Hoff, watches Fresca pour out onto the floor. Walks off with CC. .::

[Hoff 0]

*cries like a bitch*

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

:: Shrugs and break dances, for no reason ::

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*watches Enraged Pink Hulk dance with Mystery Eskimo*