The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest caboose]

::Is too lazy to sell the cattle prod::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Duct tapes Caboose's eyelids to his forehead, forcing him to stay awake.::

[Guest caboose]

::Shrugs shoulder and goes back to being lazy::

[Adam 0]

:: Does a WALK IN and shocks caboose with a tazor ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Nevermind the walk-in's and run-in's...

 

Zack does a DRIVE THRU and asks if anyone wants some chow.

[Guest CanadianChick]

:puts up her hand:

 

Food sounds good right now.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

:puts up her hand:

 

Food sounds good right now.

::Tells Crystal to hop in the custom Malibu SUV and heads off in search of eats.::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Hops in and is really hungry::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Hopes that CC hasn't seen the "which poster would you eat" thread.::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose works out...

 

1 situp, 1 pressup, 1 pushup, 1 squat and 1 star jump later, Caboose goes to sleep::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Yells at Caboose for sleeping the whole weekend in the thread.::

[Guest George Dawes]

^feels this place is a very lazy e-fed

[Guest caboose]

::Well it used to be quite the over achiever, but after I realised I was the Laziest.Poster.EVER with an increasing alcohol problem, I took it to hell with me...

 

...The alarm goes off. Caboose throws it against the wall and goes back to sleep to continue dreaming of Stacy Kiebler and Delta Goodrem in a lesbian clinch::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

George Dawes is Jimmy Beard, ain't he Caboose?

[Guest caboose]

Well I'm back at home so I'm not 100% sure, but I am 99% positive its Jimmy.

[Guest George Dawes]

sorry am i missing something here.........Jimmy Who?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Jimmy You

[Guest George Dawes]

Really i don't know what your going on about, please inform me

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::dances::

[Guest George Dawes]

::dances with Zack:: but has no idea why

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::dances with Zack:: but has no idea why

::is afraid::

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

:: runs in and smacks both before running out ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Sends Gamma Dogs after the IZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...huh? What was I saying? Oh, I must have dozed off at the mention of IntenseZone...::

[Guest George Dawes]

::notices another e-fed in the forum, believes he should see them as well::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Go get yours, Jimmy.

[Guest George Dawes]

Jimmy Jimmy who the F**K is Jimmy

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Jimmy Jimmy who the F**K is Jimmy

You are. You're not George Dawes, since George Dawes is a guy on some comedy/quiz show called Shooting Star in the UK...a place where Jimmy Beard so happens to be from.

 

I've done my research, sucka. I'm hip to your game.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

:: runs back in and DDT's Zack. That's for the IZ!!!! ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Counters the DDT with a Northern Lights Suplex into a pool of maple syrup. That'll teach ya.::

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

:: bridges out without touching syrup. How can I do that, you ask? I am the CRAZY SPOT MONKEY~!!!! ::