The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::You do that and I'll tell everyone about the fringe lace nightgown you went parading up and down the street in.::

[caboose 0]

::...Caboose shines his MAFIA Membership badge::

[Zack Malibu 0]

That's right, you shine that shit.

[caboose 0]

::Mumbles::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Records mumbling, sets it to music. "Caboose Mood Swing" becomes #1 on the Top 40.::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose's second solo release "Grumbles" reaches only 126, as critics call Caboose's music 'tired'...

 

...5 years later...

 

...Following a string of non-hits and a terrible Christmas release where Caboose covered "Puff The Magic Dragon", Caboose retires to his beach house in private Hawaii following reports of depression, alcoholism and drug addiction...::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Caboose's records have apparently scared people away from the thread.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*burns all of caboose records*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*burns all of caboose records*

[Adam 0]

:: burns all of CWMs records, except his Nirvana stuff ::

[CanadianChick 0]

*Steals Nirvana records*

 

What? I'm too cheap to buy them myself...

[Adam 0]

:: sits back and has a beer while listening to CanadianChick's Fozzy CDs ::

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

*Runs in and beltshots everybody with the X Title, having dropped the 3-Fed Title in Japan to Paul London. Grabs Axel by the head and lifts him up....DEVIL DOLL! Now grabs a mic*

 

"MAD MATT! This Sunday...this...will be you!"

 

 

*STEALS THE BEER!~*

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry...I am 17 different types of bored.

[CanadianChick 0]

::Is still listening to stolen Nirvana records::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Proud that CC likes the Yanks.::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose returns from the 2003 Reading Festival and beats Zack Malibu over the head with the drummer from Linkin Park's drum stick which Caboose caught in the mosh pit::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

:: burns all of CWMs records, except his Nirvana stuff ::

So you burnt like one cd?

[Zack Malibu 0]

::No one burnt me a CD.::

 

::Cries::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Burns Zack a "CWM sings the blues" CD*

 

 

the gnomes are coming...

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Suggests CWM record "Gnomes Night Out", with several gnomes accompanying him on vocals.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that'd be fucking eerie

[Zack Malibu 0]

Yes, yes it would.

 

But I'd mark out.

[caboose 0]

::Caboose re-releases "Caboose Mood Swing" with a funky new hip-hop beat to counter CWM's new record::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::dances to the beat::

[Guest candie45]

::dances with Zack::

 

Woo, I haven't posted here in forever!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Is happy that his NEW VALET has finally posted again.::

 

That's right, MY valet. My HOT Valet. to you all!

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

....My valet looks like Mandy Moore...with black hair.

 

 

 

What's up now?! HUH?!~

[Hank Kingsley 0]

*Ejaculates on Candie's face*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Pukes on Superstar for making said comment.::

[alfdogg 0]

*Shits on Zack and Supershit*