The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Lemme alone. I'm having a moment here.

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS jumps out of the moonroof and smacks Zack with the Sledge. He then lays a sloppy kiss on the chick, drags her into the limo and speeds away::

[Zack Malibu 0]

Uh oh. You just made Zack angry.

 

::Eyes start glowing, muscles bulge, and clothes rip, as Zack channels his anger into becoming...

 

 

Zack/Hulk pulls CC out of the limo and to safety, before smashing the road and sending the vehicle flying (see picture).::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Rikishi won't allow the vehicle to go flying. It lands six inches over and on Zack's foot.::

[KingPK 0]

::Videotapes scene and starts up OaOast's Funny Camcorder Recordings, showing that and a montage of various objects hitting Hoff in the groin::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Rikishi won't allow the vehicle to go flying. It lands six inches over and on Zack's foot.::

::Zack/Hulk kicks Fat Ass Rikishi like a soccer ball.::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Rikishi's girth once again prevents any movement. Zack breaks his foot.:

 

::AS screams "I Smell Blood" like Shamrock at the 99 Rumble and slams the limo door on Zack's leg before locking in the SoNR.::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Rikishi's girth once again prevents any movement. Zack breaks his foot.:

 

::AS screams "I Smell Blood" like Shamrock at the 99 Rumble and slams the limo door on Zack's leg before locking in the SoNR.::

Dude, I'm the ma'fuckin' HULK right now. If tanks and cannons and missles don't scratch me, how the hell is your LIMO going to?

[Guest Anglesault]

It's not my limo. It's Fifty Cents'

[Zack Malibu 0]

It's not my limo. It's Fifty Cents'

::Rey Mysterio runs in and drops the dime on 50 Cent.::

[caboose 0]

::With a fresh change of clothes after his "accident", Caboose lawn darts Rey Mysterio into the side of 50 Cent's Limo::

[Guest Anglesault]

50 Cents is nowhere near his limo.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM walks in after partying it up for his 21st birthday*

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

*staples quotes dealing with pacifism and non-violence onto CWM's forehead *

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Zack and CC are the guests of honor at CWM's party. Everyone uses Agnes as a pinata.::

[Guest SP-1]

*runs in, hits a swinging neckbreaker on Zack, and leaves*

[KingPK 0]

*Runs in, steals all the Swedish Meatballs, and hits another swinging neckbreaker on Zack*

 

EDIT: *PK realizes he forgot to leave, open to the ire of Zack and meatball lovers so....*

 

*Leaves*

[Guest Anglesault]

::CRASHES~! the party~! Clips chicks leg with the pinata bat before cracking it over Zack's head::

[caboose 0]

::Is on his way to party with Beer supplies, Canadian of course...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You fucker Caboose! You lie.

 

I hate that movie....HONEST!

[Hoff 0]

*ices groin*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Hits Hoff in the ice pak with the pinata bat.::

[Hoff 0]

Hey now. That's low.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Hits Hoff in the face, gut and groin with the bat::

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

::hits Anglesault in the face with a stereo that breaks into pieces::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

wait isn't AS at my party? If so then you couldn't have hit him.

 

You weren't invited.

 

*kicks you out*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Hits AS in the head with Hoff's groin.::

[Hoff 0]

*hits Zack with AS*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*hits Hoff with Gary Coleman*

[caboose 0]

::Hits his head on a rock after getting drunk and being ejected from the CWM Party Beer truck via the front windscreen while crashing the truck::