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Guest Anglesault
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::AS and Rikishi do a simultaneous SUPAHkick~! and RiKICK on Stallone::

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*Offers Rikishi a burger to turn on Anglesault*

Guest Anglesault
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::AS already gave him a lifetime supply of burgers::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*Gives Rikishi something Anglesault can never give him...an intelligent conversation*

 

 

ZING~

 

jk.

Guest Anglesault
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Now come on, cwm, we both know neither you nor Rikishi can carry a conversation. :)

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Now come on, cwm, we both know neither you nor Rikishi can carry a conversation. :)

Untrue I can talk about gnomes non stop.

 

And Do.

Guest Anglesault
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::AS was hiding behind Rikishi, so he survived.::

Guest Anglesault
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::Quickly spins Rikishi around and aims him at PK::

Guest Anglesault
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::Rikishi picks up AS and throws him into the Anglesault (aWo)mobile and then hops in and chases after Zack.

Guest Anglesault
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::Rikishi picks up AS and throws him into the Anglesault (aWo)mobile and then hops in and chases after Zack.

Guest Anglesault
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You knifed the tires of a moving vehicle?

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Yes and then I DANCED~!. Didn't you read the post?

 

::Drags AS out of the aWoMobile and Somestomps his ass into the ground::

 

BTW, who is The #1 MST3K Mark? What was his original name?

Guest Anglesault
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::But what SG doesn't realize is that he really dragged and attacked the AS decoy bomb!::

 

::It explodes nest to SG and AS rides Rikishi piggyback as they continue chasing Zack::

Guest Anglesault
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Curses.

 

::AS jumps off Rikishi and knocks out a local motorcylist. AS hops on to the motorcycle and drives off while Rikishi rides the sidecar::

Guest Anglesault
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::Sidecar collasps since, you know, Rikishi's fat.::

 

You'll never catch him. Geesh AS, your plans suck.

::Runs over Chick with the motorcycle and steals her car. Rikishi dives in through the passenger side window and takes the whole door off. The car still goes, so they just ride like UPS men::

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::Sidecar collasps since, you know, Rikishi's fat.::

 

You'll never catch him. Geesh AS, your plans suck.

::Runs over Chick with the motorcycle and steals her car. Rikishi dives in through the passenger side window and takes the whole door off. The car still goes, so they just ride like UPS men::

::Luckily, CC is Canadian and gets HEALTHCARE!::

 

HA! Good as new. By the way, there's no gas in the tank. Bwhahaha!

Guest Anglesault
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::Rikishi gets out of the car, farts at the tailpipe, and gets back in. Since the car is canadian and stupid, it figures this gas must work to and runs again.::

Guest Anglesault
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::Rikishi has been AS bodyguard for almost two years. AS is immune.::

Guest Anglesault
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::AS has ANOTHER PLAN~!::

 

::He knocks chick out with the Sledge~! and stuffs her in a convenient TANNING BED~! (Oh, the irony) that happened to be right there. He locks the bed, chains it to the back of the car and drives off~!::


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