CanadianChick Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Luckily, Chick is wearing 100 SPF sunscreen! She's protected!:: ::And because Chick can predict the future, she has planned in advance to create a map, one which leads AS to a 50 Cent concert! What will he do?::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Apparently chick is stupid (or canadian) as AS never intended for the tanning bed to be operational, you know, seeing as he's dragging it down a street:: ::AS shows up at the Fifty Cents concert and nails him with a spare sledge before driving away in persuit of ZACK~!::
CanadianChick Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Better safe then sorry! And you do realize 50's 'homies' have guns, right? Bang, bang indeed.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Apparently CC doesn't realize that AS never left the car, and pulled a Rikishi on the Rock type deal with the Sledge. And as she well knows, the law of movies and TV states that you could be fired at by a machine gun, but if you are in a car, you won't get hit, especially if you're driving.:: ::CC's box gets shot up though. Luckily every bullet misses her::
CanadianChick Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Dammit! I forgot about the Physics of Hollywood. Guess I'll have to go back and study... ::Because AS is a cheap bastard, the tanning booth was made out of the cheapest plastic possible, and the friction between the ground and the booth causes enough heat (and I'm talking about Orton levels here, who IS the future) to burn a hole in the booth so Chick can get out, injury-free!:: Ha! And you still haven't caught Zack yet!
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 :: AS does a 180, floors it and nails CC, who goes flying through the front of the car and lands in the back seat. Rikishi climbs over and sits on her::
CanadianChick Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::But Rikishi is so fat that the car gives away, and the back seat falls through. CC escapes, yet again!::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 DAMNIT ::AS chases CC by foot, nails her with the Sledge and drags her off, by her hair, to Fifty Cents' limo, which he highjacks after Rikishi RiKICKS the driver. Rikishi puts the little funny hat on and starts driving the limo, with AS and a knocked out CC in the back::
Adam Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 *head explodes from not having a fucking clue what's going on*
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Were you around in the beginning of the OAOAST? This is like the lite version of the off the wall nonsense from back then.
Hoff Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 *pulls Adam off to the side* You're better off just watching the mayhem go down.
CanadianChick Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 AHA! Do you really want to be seen dragging around an UNDERAGED girl, unconscience?
Guest SP-1 Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Leaps in out of nowhere at a stop light and nails a WESTWARD BOUND~! on RIKISHI! Cone then yanks open the limo's back doors and rescues CC::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::or so he thinks! Just as he's about to leave, AS smashes a win bottle over his head and starts to choke him out with the Sledge handle and hold his head under the water of the little whirlpool jaccuzi thing!:: Haha! the hostage number rises and Zack still hasn't come back to rescue them!
Guest SP-1 Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Knees Sault in the junk and nails a quick standing tildeBANG~!::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::But Rikishi has recovered~! After accidently hitting AS in the ribs with the Sledge, he almost takes SP's head off with it and its a sitting splash on him::
Guest SP-1 Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::NO SELLS~! the sledge and slides away from the splash. SP pulls a cheeseburger out of his pocket and throws it a few feet away. With Rikishi distracted for at least 3 seconds, SP bolts::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::He bolts right into the open limo door and knocks himself out::
alfdogg Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 *Kirstie Alley runs into the thread and eats everyone* How the mighty have fallen...
Guest SP-1 Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Climbs out of Kirstey's mouth and then hits her with TRIPLE GERMANS to shake AS up in her belly::
caboose Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Caboose points out 'Who's talking now!' and Kirstie Alley runs in fear of a third sequel::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Has a "cannot be eaten by ex-Cheers stars" clause in his contract::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::AS is long gone at this point, as the limo is now chasing Spiderpoet::
alfdogg Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Climbs out of Kirstey's mouth and then hits her with TRIPLE GERMANS to shake AS up in her belly:: Like you could lift Kirstie Alley now.
Adam Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 I love you guys. :: Axel Slam's Alfdogg... WITH LOVE~!::
caboose Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 ::Busts out his Super Soaker 3000 and soaks everyone in the thread:: *Hopes CanadianChick walks in for some Wet T-shirt action*
Zack Malibu Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 ::Distracts Caboose so CC can steal the Super Soaker. Caboose's pants are soaked...but he wasn't squirted!::
Zack Malibu Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Ha! And you still haven't caught Zack yet! But you have.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 ::Zack has RETURNED~! AS's stolen limo charges at Zack::
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