Road to 1000

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey there's nothing wrong with a little Misfits lyrics in here.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Hush you. Don't make me sic Frank Stallone on you.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene

I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One

Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

 

She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene

Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One

Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

 

People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do

And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts

And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love

And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth

 

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One

But The Kid Is Not My Son

She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

 

For Forty Days And Forty Nights

The Law Was On Her Side

But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand

Her Schemes And Plans

'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round

So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice

(Do Think Twice)

 

She Told My Baby That's A Threat

As She Looked At Me

Then Showed A Photo Of A Baby Cries

Eyes Would Like Mine

Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby

 

People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do

And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts

She Came And Stood Right By Me

Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume

This Happened Much Too Soon

She Called Me To Her Room

 

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One

But The Kid Is Not My Son

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One

But The Kid Is Not My Son

She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One

But The Kid Is Not My Son

She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son

She Says I Am The One

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

uhh...nice?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

yes

 

billie jean is one of THE greatest songs of all time.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Hey Em, you know you my favorite white boy, right?

I, I owe you for this one

 

[Chorus: 50 Cent]

I been patiently waiting for a track to explode on (Yeah!)

You can stunt if you want and ya ass'll get rolled on (It's Fifty!)

If it feels like my flow has been hot for so long (Yeah!)

If you thinking I'm a fuckin fall off ya so wrong (It's Fifty!)

 

[50 Cent]

I'm innocent in my head, like a baby born dead

Destination heaven

Sittin politic with passengers from nine eleven

The Lord's blessins leave me lyrically inclined

Shit I ain't even got to try to shine

God's the seamstress that tailor fitted my pain

I got scriptures in my brain I could spit at yo dame

Straight out the good book, look, niggas is shook

Fifty fear no man, Warrior, swingin swords like Conan

Picture me, pen in hand writin lines knowin the Source'll quote it

When I die, they'll read this and say a genius wrote it

I grew up without my pops, should that make me bitter?

I caught cases I copped out, does that make me a quitter?

In this white man's world, I'm similar to a squirrel

Lookin for a slut wit a nice BUTT to get a nut

If I get shot today my phone'll stop ringin again

These industry niggas ain't friends, they know how to pretend

 

[Chorus] - repeat 2X

 

[Eminem]

If ya patiently waitin to make it through all the hatin

Debatin whether or not you can even weather the storm

Unless you lay on the table they operatin to save you

It's like an angel came to you sent from the heavens above

 

They think they crazy but they ain't crazy, let's face it

Shit basically they just playin sick

They ain't shit, they ain't sayin shit, spray em' fifty

A to the K get in the way I'll bring Dre and them wit me

And turn this day into fuckin mayhem, you stayin wit me?

Don't let me lose you, I'm not tryna confuse you

When I let loose wit this uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu

You get the messege? Am I gettin through to you?

You know what's comin, you motherfuckers don't even know, do you?

Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em' up in a pot

Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?

You got the realest and illest killas tied up in a knot

The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not

It's like a fight to the top just to see who'd die for the spot

You put ya life in this, nothin like survivin a shot

Y'all know what time it is, soon as fifty signs on this dot

Shit what you know about death threats, cause I get a lot

Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers

Them cowards fucked wit the wrong building, they meant to hit ours

Better evacuate all children, its nuclear showers

There's nothin spookier

Ya now about to witness the power of fuckin fifty

 

[Chorus]

 

[50 Cent]

If the gun spark I'll hear all of the shots go off

It's fifty, they say it's fifty

See a nigga layed out wit his fuckin top blown off

It's fifty, man that wasn't fifty

Don't holla my name

 

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house

And if you got a glass jaw you should watch yo mouth

Cause I'll break yo face

Have yo ass runnin, mumblin to the jake

You goin ‘gainst me dog, you makin a mistake, I'll split ya

Leave ya lookin like the Michael Jackson jackets wit all them zippers

I'm the boss on this boat, you can call me skipper

The way I turn the money over, you should call me flipper

Yo bitch a regular bitch, you callin her wifey

I fucked and feed her fast food, you keeping her icey

I'm down to sell records but not my soul

Snoop said this in ninety four, “We don't love them hoes”

I got pennies for my thoughts now I'm rich

See the twenties spinnin lookin mean on the six

Niggas wearin flags cause the colors match they clothes

They get caught in the wrong hood, they get filled up wit holes

 

[Chorus] - repeat 2X

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Hmmm....what song should I sing?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

STAYIN ALIVE!

[Guest eiker_ir]

I saw a star beneath the stairs glowing through the melting walls.

Who will be the first to begin their fall?

Or will we become one?

 

Am I the star beneath the stairs?

Am I the ghost upon the stage?

Am I your anything?

 

I saw a star beneath the stairs glowing bright before descent,

and in the morning there was nothing left but what´s inside of me.

 

Am I the star beneath the stairs?

Am I the ghost upon the stage?

Am I your anything?

Am I the star beneath the stairs?

Am I the ghost upon the stage?

Am I your anything?

 

And I don´t want to die tonight,will you believe in me?

And I don´t want to fall into the light.

 

Will you wish upon?

Will you walk upon me?

I don´t want to die tonight.

Will you believe in me tonight?

 

Am I the star beneath the stairs?

Am I the ghost upon the stage?

Am I your anything?

Am I the star beneath the stairs?

Am I the ghost upon the stage?

Am I your anything?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

*runs in*

 

I finally got 6000 Posts!

 

*runs out*

[Guest snuffbox]

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

bunch of bastards.

[Guest snuffbox]

bunch of bastards.

[Guest snuffbox]

Bee Gees Stayin' Alive Lyrics

 

 

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around

since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

the New York Times' effect on man.

 

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,

you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

 

Well now, I get low and I get high,

and if I can't get either, I really try.

Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.

I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.

You know it's all right. It's OK.

I'll live to see another day.

We can try to understand

the New York Times' effect on man.

 

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.

 

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Music loud and women warm,

I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

the New York Times' effect on man.

 

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.

I'm stayin' alive.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

bunch of bastards. 

[Guest eiker_ir]

She was a fast machine,

She kept her motor clean,

She was the best damn woman that I ever seen,

 

She had a-sightless eyes,

Telling me no lie,

Knockin' me out with those American thighs,

 

Taking more than her share,

Had me fighting for air,

She told me to come, but I was already there,

 

'Cos the walls start shaking,

The earth was quaking,

My mind was achin',

And we were makin' it and you...

 

Shook me all night long,

Yeah you, shook me all night long.

 

Running double time on that seduction line,

She's one of a kind,

She's just mine all mine,

 

Well her claws,

Are just another cause,

Made a meal out of me, and come back for more,

 

Tried to cool me down,

To take another round,

Well I'm back in the ring to take another swing,

 

But the walls were shaking,

The earth was quaking,

My mind was aching,

And we were making it and you...

 

Shook me all night long,

Yeah you, shook me all night long,

Knocked me out, I said you

Shook me all night long,

Had me shaking and you,

Shook me all night long,

Had me shaking,

Well you shook me...

 

(solo)

 

You really shook me and YOU!

Shook me all night long,

Aaaaahaaaahaaaah You...

Shook me all night long,

Yeah yeah you,

Shook me all night long,

You really got me and you,

Shook me all night long,

Yeah you shook me,

Yeah you shook me,

All night long.

 

 

[Guest snuffbox]

bunch of bastards. 

[Guest snuffbox]

She was a fast machine,

She kept her motor clean,

She was the best damn woman that I ever seen,

 

She had a-sightless eyes,

Telling me no lie,

Knockin' me out with those American thighs,

 

Taking more than her share,

Had me fighting for air,

She told me to come, but I was already there,

 

'Cos the walls start shaking,

The earth was quaking,

My mind was achin',

And we were makin' it and you...

 

Shook me all night long,

Yeah you, shook me all night long.

 

Running double time on that seduction line,

She's one of a kind,

She's just mine all mine,

 

Well her claws,

Are just another cause,

Made a meal out of me, and come back for more,

 

Tried to cool me down,

To take another round,

Well I'm back in the ring to take another swing,

 

But the walls were shaking,

The earth was quaking,

My mind was aching,

And we were making it and you...

 

Shook me all night long,

Yeah you, shook me all night long,

Knocked me out, I said you

Shook me all night long,

Had me shaking and you,

Shook me all night long,

Had me shaking,

Well you shook me...

 

(solo)

 

You really shook me and YOU!

Shook me all night long,

Aaaaahaaaahaaaah You...

Shook me all night long,

Yeah yeah you,

Shook me all night long,

You really got me and you,

Shook me all night long,

Yeah you shook me,

Yeah you shook me,

All night long.

 

 

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

You're worse than DJ Jeff you stupid whore.

 

That is all.

[Guest snuffbox]

You're worse than DJ Jeff you stupid whore.

 

That is all.

what a sad sad bitch...whoever you are.

[Guest snuffbox]

50 posts to 1000...

 

How ya'll doin? Any weekend plans for anyone here?

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I'm good, just alittle tired. And I plan on sleeping because next week is gonna kick my ass.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

bunch of bastards. 

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Chorus: Tribe and L.O.N.S.

 

Here we go yo, here we go yo

So what so what so what's the scenario

Here we go yo, here we go yo

So what so what so what's the scenario

 

Verse One: Phife Dawg

 

Aiyyo Bo knows this (what?) and Bo knows that (what?)

But Bo don't know jack, cause Bo can't rap

Well whaddya know, the Di-Dawg, is first up to bat

No batteries included, and no strings attached

No holds barred, no time for move fakin

Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon

Brothers front, they say the Tribe can't flow

But we've been known to do the impossible like Broadway Joe so

Sleep if you want NyQuil will help you get your Z's troop

But here's the real scoop

I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome

Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from

I'm vexed, fumin, I've had it up to here

My days of payin dues are over, acknowledge me as in there (YEAH)

Head for the border, go get a taco

I'll be wreckin from the jump street, meaning from the get-go

Sit back relax and let yourself go

Don't sweat what you heard, but act like you know

 

Verse Two: Charlie Brown

 

Yes yes y'all (yes y'all!)

who got the vibe it's the Tribe y'all (Tribe y'all!)

real live y'all (live y'all!)

Inside outside come around... (who's that??) Browwwwwwwwn

Some may, I say, call me Charlie

The word is the herb and I'm deep like Bob Marley

Layback on the payback, evolve rotate the gates.. CONTACT!

Can I get a hit? (HIT!)

Boom bip with a brother named Tip and we're ready to flip

East coast stompin, rippin and rompin

New York, North Cak-a-laka, and Compton

Checka-checka-check it out!

The loops for the troops, more bounce to the ounce

And wow how now wow how now Brown cow

We're ill till the skill gets down

For the flex, next, it's the textbook old to the new

but the rest are doo-doo

From radio, to the video, to Arsenio

Tell me! Yo, what's the scenario

 

Verse Three: Dinco D

 

(True blue!) Scooby Doo, whoopie doo

Scenario's ready yo, rates more than four

Scores for the smores that smother dance floors

Now I go for mine, shades of sea-shore

Ship-shape plush Grape Apes to play tapes

[Papes make drapes?] great for the wakes

of an L-AH, an E-ADER, simply just a leader

Bass innerspace means peace see ya later

Later? (LATER!) Later alligator

Pop blows the weasel and the herb's the inflater

So yo the D what the O, incorporated I-N-C into a flow

Funk flipped flat back first this foul fight fight fight

Laugh yo, how'd that sound? (ohhhhhh!)

 

Verse Four: Q-Tip, Busta Rhymes

 

It's the leader Quest mission and we got the goods here (here!)

Never on the left cause my right's my good ear (ear!)

I could give a damn about a ill subliminal

Stay away from crime cause I ain't no CRIMINAL

I love my young nation, groovy sensation

No time for hibernation, only elation

Don't ever try to test, the water little kid

Yo Mr. Busta Rhymes, tell him what I did

 

I heard you rushed and rushed, AND ATTACKED

Then baby puked then you had TO SMACK

Causin rambunction, throughout the sphere

Raise the levels of the boom, inside the ear

 

You know I did it

So don't violate or you get violated

The hip-hop sound is well agitated

Won't ever waste no time on the played out ego

So here's Busta Rhymes with the, Scenario

 

Verse Five: Busta Rhymes

 

Watch, as I combine all the juice from the mind

Heel up, wheel up, bring it back, come rewind

Powerful impact BOOM! from the cannon

Not braggin, try to read my mind just imagine

Vo-cab-u-lary's necessary

When diggin into my library

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

Eating ayea toadstool like the one Peter Tosh-a

Uh, uh uhh, all over with the track man

Uh, pardon me, uhh, as I come back

As I did it yo I heard you beg your pardon

When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron

RRRRRROAW RRRRRRROAW like a dungeon dragon

Change your little drawers cause your pants are saggin

Try to step to this, I will, fits you in a turban

And had you smellin ripe, like some old stale urine

Checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken

The rear cock diesel, buttcheeks they were kickin

Yo, bustin out before the Busta bust a nut the rhyme

the rhythm is in sync (UHH!) the rhymes are on time (TIME!)

Rippin up this dance just like a radio

Observe the vibe and check out the scenario!!

*chorus starts* Yeah, my man motherfucker!

 

Chorus 2X

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

 

 

You've seen life through distorted eyes

You know you had to learn

The execution of your mind

You really had to turn

The race is run the book is read

The end begins to show

The truth is out, the lies are old

But you don't want to know

 

Nobody will ever let you know

When you ask the reasons why

They just tell you that you're on your own

Fill your head all full of lies

 

The people who have crippled you

You want to see them burn

The gates of life have closed on you

And now there's just no return

You're wishing that the hands of doom

Could take your mind away

And you don't care if you don't see again

The light of day

 

Nobody will ever let you know

When you ask the reasons why

They just tell you that you're on your own

Fill your head all full of lies

 

Where can you run to

What more can you do

No more tomorrow

Life is killing you

Dreams turn to nightmares

Heaven turns to hell

Burned out confusion

Nothing more to tell

 

Everything around you

What's it coming to

God knows as your dog knows

Bog blast all of you

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

Nothing more to do

Living just for dying

Dying just for you

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You're worse than DJ Jeff you stupid whore.

 

That is all.

Do you mean DJ Jazzy Jeff, friend of the Fresh Prince?

 

now this is a story all about how

my life got flipped turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

 

in west Philadelphia born and raised

on the playground is where I spent most of my days

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

when a couple of guys who were up to no good

started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mon scared

and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

she give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

first class yo this is bad

drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass

is this what the people of Bel-Air live like

hmmm this might be all right

but wait I hear they're prissy ???? and all that

is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat

I don't think so I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

 

well uh the plane landed and when I came out

there was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out

I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightening disapeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

the licensce plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

if anything I could say that this cab was rare

but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

 

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later

looked at my kingdom I was finally there

to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

 

 

 

 

 

 

Word-Life

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

You just had to post that..didn't you?

[Guest DerangedHermit]

I'm going to have a little fun...

 

He was a boy

She was a girl

Can i make it any more obvious

He was a punk

She did ballet

What more can i say

He wanted her

She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends

Stuck up their nose

They had a problem with his baggy clothes

 

He was a skater boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a pretty face

But her head was up in space

She needed to come back down to earth

 

5 years from now

She sits at home

Feeding the baby she's all alone

She turns on tv

Guess who she sees

Skater boy rockin up MTV

She calls up her friends

They already know

And they've all got

Tickets to see his show

She tags along

Stands in the crowd

Looks up at the man that she turned down

 

He was a skater boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he's a super star

Slamming on his guitar

Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

 

He was a skater boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he's a super star

Slamming on his guitar

Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

 

Sorry girl but you missed out

Well tough luck that boy's mine now

We are more than just good friends

This is how the story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see,

See the man that boy could be

There is more that meets the eye

I see the soul that is inside

 

He's just a boy

And I'm just a girl

Can I make it any more obvious

We are in love

Haven't you heard

How we rock each others world

 

I'm with the skater boy

I said see you later boy

I'll be back stage after the show

I'll be at the studio

Singing the song we wrote

About a girl you used to know

 

I'm with the skater boy

I said see you later boy

I'll be back stage after the show

I'll be at the studio

Singing the song we wrote

About a girl you used to know

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Oh c'mon if he was like DJ Jeff he would need more icons and use words like "How come did"

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You just had to post that..didn't you? 

Yeah, i couldn't find Boom, Shake The Room

 

Oh and S8r Boi = WORST SONG EVER~!!!!