Guest TheBigCalbowski Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 LMAO @ Minnie/Mickey/Goofy/Donald one. Don't forget Pluto
Guest TheBigCalbowski Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Nutmeg23Man: i like to role play crzychk000: ok Nutmeg23Man: do you? crzychk000: you start crzychk000: yeah Nutmeg23Man: ok, what are you? crzychk000: oh im a .................... lion crzychk000: and you / crzychk000: ? Nutmeg23Man: im a guy with a bag of lays potato chips crzychk000: ok then i am a girl with doritos crzychk000: i changed my mind crzychk000: ok you can start Nutmeg23Man: i eat a potato chip and i grab your ass crzychk000: then i turn around and say"what the hell" and eat a dorito Nutmeg23Man: want a lays? crzychk000: yeah do you want a dorito or a horny bitch ? Nutmeg23Man: depends on what flavor doritos crzychk000: firey chese Nutmeg23Man: eeek Nutmeg23Man: firey cheese gives me gas Nutmeg23Man: but here have a lays crzychk000: lol crzychk000: ok Nutmeg23Man: i bet you cant eat just one Nutmeg23Man: i ate just one crzychk000: i bet that you pick the horny bitch Nutmeg23Man: i put down the bag of lays crzychk000: i put down my dorito bag Nutmeg23Man: i pick you up Nutmeg23Man: i fall down on the ground because my back went out crzychk000: lol crzychk000: i kiss you Nutmeg23Man: i stick my hand up your shirt crzychk000: i sitck my hand down your pants Nutmeg23Man: i look over to the bag of lays Nutmeg23Man: must resist Nutmeg23Man: i concentrate on your Nutmeg23Man: you* crzychk000: i trun your head aroung and slap you Nutmeg23Man: ouch crzychk000: just to make sure that this is all real crzychk000: then i tell you that i love you crzychk000: i start to take off your pants Nutmeg23Man: i let you slip them off Nutmeg23Man: i look over to the bag of lays again crzychk000: then i unbutton your shirt Nutmeg23Man: i start sweating crzychk000: i start licking Nutmeg23Man: i start shaking Nutmeg23Man: i look over to the bag of lays again Nutmeg23Man: im sweating and shakign even more crzychk000: i take my dildo out of my purse and then stick it up and start to vibrate you and me crzychk000: i yell "oh yes" "oh yeah babby babby" Nutmeg23Man: im sweat and shake even more as i again look over at the bag of lays crzychk000: then i crush the lays and thro them away Nutmeg23Man: NOOOOOO!!!! crzychk000: yes crzychk000: lol Nutmeg23Man: i take out my cell phone and call up lays for another bag of chips crzychk000: then i start to vibrate on you harder and harder intill........................(you can fill in the blanks) crzychk000: (finish it ) Nutmeg23Man: the guy from lays comes with my new bag of chips crzychk000: then i let you eat them Nutmeg23Man: i open the bag of chips Nutmeg23Man: yummy Nutmeg23Man: bet you cant eat just one my ass crzychk000: (now are you over the fuckin lays ?) crzychk000: i bet you i can Nutmeg23Man: well im not sharing Nutmeg23Man: these are my lays crzychk000: ok i dont care Nutmeg23Man: mine all mine crzychk000: then i take off all my cloths crzychk000: and your too Nutmeg23Man: now im thirsty crzychk000: well then i give you thebest bj of your life crzychk000: the best*** crzychk000: i suck harder and harder intill you scream my name Nutmeg23Man: i lose control Nutmeg23Man: i shoot it all in your mouth Nutmeg23Man: how does it taste? crzychk000: and i still suck harder crzychk000: i say fantastic then you try it Nutmeg23Man: no thanks Nutmeg23Man: does it taste like apple? crzychk000: "how does it taste" crzychk000: yeah Nutmeg23Man: i just wanted to make sure that these pills i got work Nutmeg23Man: well i know they work now crzychk000: then i lickyou all the way up to your ears and all the way back down crzychk000: is that all you wanted ? Nutmeg23Man: im hungry Nutmeg23Man: get me something to eat crzychk000: (ok i want to stop ) Nutmeg23Man: well i cant help that i get hungry crzychk000: (this isnt any fun really all you care about is food and drinks) crzychk000: this is the real person taking Nutmeg23Man: well it happens when you crush my chips It's so much fun.
Guest TheBigCalbowski Posted August 9, 2003 Report Posted August 9, 2003 Nutmeg23Man: i cast a spell on you Angeleyes19811: why? Nutmeg23Man: i turned you into a princess Angeleyes19811: thanks Nutmeg23Man: i cast a spell on my cock and turn it into a pogo stick Nutmeg23Man: boing boing boing Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: ouch Angeleyes19811: what Nutmeg23Man: my cock is all bruised now :-( Angeleyes19811: lol Angeleyes19811: want me to rub it for ya Nutmeg23Man: will you please Angeleyes19811: k "im rubbing it " Angeleyes19811: feel better Nutmeg23Man: yes much better Angeleyes19811: k Nutmeg23Man: is that a thong you have under there? Angeleyes19811: huh? Nutmeg23Man: under that princess dress Angeleyes19811: umm no Angeleyes19811: hey Angeleyes19811: will u rub my feet they are sore from walking all day and the fair Angeleyes19811: lokl Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: most definitely Angeleyes19811: awww thanks Nutmeg23Man: *takes off your shoes and rubs your feet* Angeleyes19811: awwww better Nutmeg23Man: lets see what you've got under that dress Nutmeg23Man: *slides up your leg Nutmeg23Man: *can't see anything* Nutmeg23Man: help me Nutmeg23Man: where am i Angeleyes19811: hmmm were are ya Angeleyes19811: ? Nutmeg23Man: hmmmm Nutmeg23Man: where's my lighter? Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: *flicks lighter* Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: oh now i know where i am Nutmeg23Man: oh shit Angeleyes19811: what Nutmeg23Man: your bush is on fire Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: shit shit shit Angeleyes19811: u are funny Nutmeg23Man: im so sorry i burnt your bush Angeleyes19811: ok Nutmeg23Man: i'll make it up to you Angeleyes19811: can i suck your cock Nutmeg23Man: sure Angeleyes19811: ok Angeleyes19811: sucking sucking sucking mmmmmmmmmm Nutmeg23Man: dammit Nutmeg23Man: i can't get hard Nutmeg23Man: :-( Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: i need viagra Nutmeg23Man: *takes a viagra pill* Nutmeg23Man: that works Nutmeg23Man: go ahead Angeleyes19811: sucking sucking sucking Angeleyes19811: hmmm Angeleyes19811: working Nutmeg23Man: im grabbing your hair Nutmeg23Man: your wig falls off Nutmeg23Man: wtf? Angeleyes19811: i dont have wig Angeleyes19811: u are werid Nutmeg23Man: than why do i ahve this wig in my hand Nutmeg23Man: are you really a woman? Angeleyes19811: u are freaking werid bye I didn't want this thread to die so I tried for another one, but it's only got a couple funny gimmicks.
Guest TheBigCalbowski Posted August 9, 2003 Report Posted August 9, 2003 LuVabLeLLaMa12: wanna role play? ImDaPoolKing: sure ImDaPoolKing: what are you? LuVabLeLLaMa12: idk...pick my role ImDaPoolKing: ummm ImDaPoolKing: you're a traffic cop ImDaPoolKing: and i'm kull the conqueror LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don get it ImDaPoolKing: kull the conqueror? LuVabLeLLaMa12: pick another wun ImDaPoolKing: im buzz lightyear ImDaPoolKing: how's that? LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat about something parctical ImDaPoolKing: donald duck LuVabLeLLaMa12: no like LuVabLeLLaMa12: im yu student yur my teacher LuVabLeLLaMa12: that type thing ImDaPoolKing: how bout im mario and you're princess toadstool LuVabLeLLaMa12: no LuVabLeLLaMa12: something real ImDaPoolKing: im your daddy and you're my daughter LuVabLeLLaMa12: yea LuVabLeLLaMa12: shur ImDaPoolKing: you start ImDaPoolKing: im sitting at home watching the football game LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy im going to my boyfriends house...is this ok to wear outside ImDaPoolKing: honey get your ass back in here LuVabLeLLaMa12: i stand in front of yu and im wearin a mini skirt a thong and a tube top ImDaPoolKing: now go upstairs and put some clothes on LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy LuVabLeLLaMa12: i like this outfit LuVabLeLLaMa12: dont yu ImDaPoolKing: honey get upstairs now ImDaPoolKing: you're not going to your b/f's house LuVabLeLLaMa12: y not ImDaPoolKing: because i said so ImDaPoolKing: now go upstairs and wait in your room for me LuVabLeLLaMa12: fine LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go upatairss LuVabLeLLaMa12: stairs* ImDaPoolKing: i walk upstairs ImDaPoolKing: i knock on your door ImDaPoolKing: open up LuVabLeLLaMa12: its open LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy why cant i go out ImDaPoolKing: because you're not wearing enough clothes LuVabLeLLaMa12: yes i am ImDaPoolKing: no you're not LuVabLeLLaMa12: my boyfriend said he thought i looked sexy wen i tried them on at the store ImDaPoolKing: well he's not your father ImDaPoolKing: i am ImDaPoolKing: now how much did that cost? LuVabLeLLaMa12: the skirt cost 30 and the top cost 25 LuVabLeLLaMa12: the thong was 5 ImDaPoolKing: drop them all right now LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy ImDaPoolKing: drop them now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i want to wear them to his house ImDaPoolKing: you're not going to his house ImDaPoolKing: now drop them LuVabLeLLaMa12: yes daddy LuVabLeLLaMa12: i take off my skirt and my top LuVabLeLLaMa12: yu find that im wearin another top under that wun LuVabLeLLaMa12: this wun is so this yu can see through it ImDaPoolKing: now did you buy that toop too? LuVabLeLLaMa12: no he did ImDaPoolKing: hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: but ddaddy ImDaPoolKing: no buts LuVabLeLLaMa12: he said he liked it ImDaPoolKing: too bad ImDaPoolKing: hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: no LuVabLeLLaMa12: im wearin it to his house ImDaPoolKing: you're not leaving this house for the rest of the month LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy thats not fair ImDaPoolKing: life's not fair ImDaPoolKing: now hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: i take it off and give it to yu ImDaPoolKing: that thong too LuVabLeLLaMa12: now im standin wit my thong on ImDaPoolKing: hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: i take it off to and give it to yu' ImDaPoolKing: i gather up the two tops, skirt and thong and throw them in a bag ImDaPoolKing: what store did these come from? LuVabLeLLaMa12: RAVE LuVabLeLLaMa12: and soem other sstore ImDaPoolKing: well im going to return them LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don kno the name of it ImDaPoolKing: i walk out the door with the bag in hand LuVabLeLLaMa12: no daddy please ImDaPoolKing: i poke my head back in the room ImDaPoolKing: and shave yourself down there, you look like a fuckin hippy ImDaPoolKing: i walk out the door ImDaPoolKing: i get in my car and drive off LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go in the shower and follow yur orders ImDaPoolKing: i stop by at a strip club ImDaPoolKing: i get drunk ImDaPoolKing: i come home drunk and pass out on the couch LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go downstairs...get the bag of clothes LuVabLeLLaMa12: and put them back on LuVabLeLLaMa12: i start to sneak out of the house ImDaPoolKing: i wake up ImDaPoolKing: where do you think you're going? LuVabLeLLaMa12: to take out the garbage ImDaPoolKing: uh huh ImDaPoolKing: get back in here LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go back in the house ImDaPoolKing: you're not going outside naked LuVabLeLLaMa12: im not naked daddy LuVabLeLLaMa12: i have clothes on ImDaPoolKing: saran wrap is not clothes ImDaPoolKing: now drop the saran wrap LuVabLeLLaMa12: i again take off the clothes and give them to yu ImDaPoolKing: im going to have to punish you for disobeying me LuVabLeLLaMa12: no daddy please ImDaPoolKing: get in the car ImDaPoolKing: and dont put any clothes on LuVabLeLLaMa12: but yu jus said i cant go outside naked ImDaPoolKing: i parked the car in the garage LuVabLeLLaMa12: but still ImDaPoolKing: now!! LuVabLeLLaMa12: i start to walk to the car ImDaPoolKing: move it! LuVabLeLLaMa12: i walk faster ImDaPoolKing: i dont have all day LuVabLeLLaMa12: i get to the car and go to the back seat ImDaPoolKing: i sit in the driver's seat and begin to drive LuVabLeLLaMa12: i duck down low so that nobody sees me ImDaPoolKing: i drive back to the strip club ImDaPoolKing: i park the car ImDaPoolKing: i get out of the car and open the door to the back seat ImDaPoolKing: i pull you out by the arm ImDaPoolKing: come with me LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy.... ImDaPoolKing: now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i try to cover myself but yu start to drag me ImDaPoolKing: i drag you inside the strip club ImDaPoolKing: i find the owner ImDaPoolKing: i got you a new dancer ImDaPoolKing: the owner looks you up and down LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat?!?!? ImDaPoolKing: the owner gives me 50 bucks ImDaPoolKing: he owns you now LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy ImDaPoolKing: you're dancing for him now ImDaPoolKing: that's what happens when you disobey me LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy ImDaPoolKing: its out of my hands now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don want to strip LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don even kno how ImDaPoolKing: its easy ImDaPoolKing: just walk around naked like you are now ImDaPoolKing: but dont cover up LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy... ImDaPoolKing: club owner says to get up on stage and dance LuVabLeLLaMa12: but i dont kno how ImDaPoolKing: you better do what he says LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don kno how ImDaPoolKing: club owner puts a gun to your back ImDaPoolKing: club owner says do it now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i walk to the stage and begin to dance ImDaPoolKing: everyone is leaving ImDaPoolKing: the owner looks disappointed ImDaPoolKing: i give him his 50 bucks back ImDaPoolKing: what the hell was that? LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat? LuVabLeLLaMa12: i told yu i don kno how ImDaPoolKing: well you're no use to be now ImDaPoolKing: i take the owner's gun and point it at you LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy ImDaPoolKing: no this gun is too good for you LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat LuVabLeLLaMa12: i begin to cry ImDaPoolKing: do you want me to forgive you? LuVabLeLLaMa12: yes ImDaPoolKing: why should i? ImDaPoolKing: you disobeyed me LuVabLeLLaMa12: im sry daddy ImDaPoolKing: thats not good enough LuVabLeLLaMa12: then wat do yu want me to do daddy? ImDaPoolKing: get up LuVabLeLLaMa12: i get up ImDaPoolKing: i drag you to the car LuVabLeLLaMa12: i get in the back seat ImDaPoolKing: i drive to the river ImDaPoolKing: get out of the car LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy wat r we here for ImDaPoolKing: i throw you in a shark cage LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy ImDaPoolKing: i lower the shark cage into the river LuVabLeLLaMa12: please daddy stop LuVabLeLLaMa12: ill do anything ImDaPoolKing: i let the chain go ImDaPoolKing: the shark cage falls to the bottom of the river ImDaPoolKing: i just look down at you and shake my head LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat now> LuVabLeLLaMa12: ?** ImDaPoolKing: i drive off to mexico LuVabLeLLaMa12: yur ridiculus LuVabLeLLaMa12: how r u gonna do that to yur daughtwer LuVabLeLLaMa12: ter* ImDaPoolKing: you were a slut ImDaPoolKing: and completely useless LuVabLeLLaMa12: i wasnt a slut..i was jus trin to go my boyfriends house LuVabLeLLaMa12: and even sluts r useful their fathers ImDaPoolKing: nto me ImDaPoolKing: you were a disgrace to teh family LuVabLeLLaMa12: they can sleep wit ppl so he can get a better name for himslef LuVabLeLLaMa12: ok
Steviekick Posted August 9, 2003 Report Posted August 9, 2003 The shark cage was a stroke of genius. That made me laugh really loudly.
Guest TheBigCalbowski Posted February 20, 2004 Report Posted February 20, 2004 Nutmeg23Man: i forgot to ask what you were wearing Rdoughty5: black leather Rdoughty5: out fit Rdoughty5: with holes in my boobss Rdoughty5: i just got done having sex Nutmeg23Man: i like kinky stuff Rdoughty5: yeah me too Rdoughty5: so you start Nutmeg23Man: so im wearing socks on my hands and im wearing my pants backwards Rdoughty5: okay do me a favor Rdoughty5: take your cock and put it in your hands Nutmeg23Man: ok this is gonna take some work Rdoughty5: ok Nutmeg23Man: i reach behind to undo the zipper Nutmeg23Man: dammit i think it's stuck Nutmeg23Man: can you help me? Rdoughty5: sure Rdoughty5: i opull of your pants Rdoughty5: take your cock Rdoughty5: pull it hard Rdoughty5: and suck it dry Nutmeg23Man: *falls on the ground* Nutmeg23Man: i injured my cock :-( Nutmeg23Man: i need a doctor now Nutmeg23Man: can you get me a doctor? Rdoughty5: im a doctor Nutmeg23Man: can you fix it for me? Rdoughty5: let me take a nice look at it Nutmeg23Man: it really hurts :-( Rdoughty5: oh i know what it needs Rdoughty5: it needs to be sucked and pulled Rdoughty5: and be stuck in my pussy Nutmeg23Man: you did that last time and got it injured :-( Nutmeg23Man: now im scared Rdoughty5: well lets try Rdoughty5: jamming it in my clit Nutmeg23Man: ouch Rdoughty5: oooooh aby that feels nice Nutmeg23Man: it still hurts :-( Rdoughty5: how bout we do it so hard Rdoughty5: it gets stuck Nutmeg23Man: owwww Nutmeg23Man: i think my cock is gonna fall off Rdoughty5: how bout i masage it Nutmeg23Man: you can try Rdoughty5: so i make it erect Nutmeg23Man: but i think i need prescription medication Rdoughty5: i massage it Rdoughty5: (your no fun to cyber with) Nutmeg23Man: but it really hurts Had to revive this thread. Still not as funny as the one involving Disney characters, but I needed an excuse to revive this thread plus I was bored.
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