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In other words: KEEP THE FORNICATING OUT OF MY THREADS!

::Starts the Nation of Fornication and begins to invade threads with sexual innuendo and dirty talk::

"We are the NATION...of FORNICATION! Doo doo doo...doo doo doo...doo doo doo doo...NATION! OF FORNICATION!"

I did "The Nation Of Fornication" thing when I was 14 ... me and my buddy had backyard trampoline wrestling and such... we had a guy called "The Fornicator" that lead the group... and the fans were the rest of the Nation...

 

 

Or hand sign was beating the chest and then a long high jerk off motion into the raised fist...

  • 4 months later...
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*walks in*

Once again I come into a thread way to late......

*does an about face and leaves*

I know how you feel Dama, I know how you feel.

Guest Eyeball Kid
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Bob Barron in a catholic schoolgirl's uniform

 

As soon as I read this sentence, I was delighted with a great stiffening of my manhood. Virtually bursting the seams of my trousers, I let the beast fly, as the vision of Bob playfully twirling in a plaid jumper danced in my head. Around and around and around..so innocent..so young. The rubbing began soon after, determined, yet slow. I imagined, for but a moment, his scent, wafting in the breeze. Glasses shining in the sun, like emeralds they play off the hues of the parochial outfit. Truly, this lust can know no bounds. I want you. I want you now.

 

and

 

Kotzenjunge is pretty fag (not a pretty fag, mind you), but that was some pretty good stuff. And it sure served its purpose, 'cause it sure made me mad and thirsty for a cold dish of revenge.  I wanna punch this Alonzo Peter Benoit nerd until he dies of self-defense, and then stab away until his pants fall down in the middle of the cafeteria, all the way until he dies of puncture wounds and embarrassment.

 

Kotz, why did you post our conversation? That's all I'm asking. You told me yourself you didn't care. So why you bother to do this?

 

And I was tired when I had that convo with Kotz so I was just writing and not paying attention to what I wrote. I did say some things without thinking what the hell I just wrote until I actually saw it on the screen.

 

Just thought I clear that up.

Nice ass-cover, dorksuck. But it must be the type of ass-cover they give you in fancy public restrooms (like mine), because I blew right past it and saw your exposed, burned ass.

 

And "convo"? C'mon.

 

 

I honestly didn't try all that hard to cover it up. I just wanted a change.

 

 

Oh, and this thread is assy on Cutthroat levels, that is all.

This is the guy who had BIG PROBLEMS with the covers to James Bond novels, right?

 

I can't tell. All you people sound the same. Well, most.

 

This is the first time I've read either of these posts and one of the few times this board made me laugh out loud.

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I totally agree with that. And having read through this thread, i can make one comment...

 

I've got those CC pics too guys.

  • 5 months later...
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I hate all my posts from more than two weeks ago, so you can imagine how this is for me.

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