The Dames Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Ahh....Rob, that's the build up to the HIAC! HHH now has nowhere to run and nowhere to Hide. Will Nash bring his array of hair assisted offense to the table? Can Nash finally build up the speed required to catch up to Trips when there's an obstacle in HHH's path!? Yep, that's DEFINITELY worth $35. Dames
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 HIAC would be worth it if Nash wins the title in 8 seconds
Guest Kingpk Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Somehow, I find the sight of Nash trying to climb the Cell utterly hilarious. JR: Nash is climbing, bah gawd!! ............. ............. ............. ............. (45 minutes later) JR: He's halfway up, HE'S HALFWAY UP!!!!!!!!
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Yeah, right. Nash would not be able to hold on that long. Maybe if he got an escalator up the Cell he could make it.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 screw an escalotor, attach a stairlift to the cell "BAH GOD THIS IS HEINOUS, NASH IS USING THE STAIRLIFT TO ESCAPE"
Murmuring Beast Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 "God God, folks, in 25 years in this business I have never seen a man climb a cell like this!" Time to retire that phrase, JR.
Guest Kid Kablam Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 But Jason has the cool music................Nash has, what, good hair? The strands of hair coming from Nash's mane are what drives him. It definitely says something about a man who takes such precious care of his long locks. Nash's music does have a sort of "chi, chi, chi, ha, ha, ha" to it, but it's more like a slow train...coming at full speed to show you the full terror that is Kevin Nash's moveset. Dames Kitchie kitchie ya ya ya?
Guest AndrewisyourHero Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Kitchie kitchie ya ya ya? Real Lady Marmalade! BOO-URNS!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Now THAT I'd pay to see. Give the Kliq camp music to go wit their image. HHH can have Y.M.C.A.
Murmuring Beast Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Young man, get your face off the ground I said, young man, there's no need to feel down Help me out here guys. Something about getting held down or pedigreed.
Guest AndrewisyourHero Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Young man, get your face off the ground I said, young man, there's no need to feel down Help me out here guys. Something about getting held down or pedigreed. I said, young man, you will be held down And sure-ly eat a pedigree
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Its fun to be in the K. L. I. Q!
Murmuring Beast Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 You can hang out with all the losers...
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 screw an escalotor, attach a stairlift to the cell "BAH GOD THIS IS HEINOUS, NASH IS USING THE STAIRLIFT TO ESCAPE" Stairlift? Like the old lady in Gremlins?
Guest Kid Kablam Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 How bout some for Randy Orton: At First I was scared I was petrified Kept worryin what I'd do without my health and then I cried but then JR came round and told me he was stoked that I was third generation and had earned some backstage stroke And now i'm high I will survive With the help of Eviloution I got back my broken pride I don't care my moves are bland Cause I'm part of Vince's plan I will survive I will survive Yeah Yeah (disco music) Oh Now go Walk out the door Just turn around now You smarks aren't welcome anymore I got the Rocky "Blue Chip" Push and the Eviloution Rush now I hang out with the Kliq Jesus thankyou very much
Adam Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Triple H looks like he should be in a daytime soap, he just does.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Heh heh heh. The IWC knows how to book a gay gimmick a little too well methinks.
Adam Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 How bout some for Randy Orton: At First I was scared I was petrified Kept worryin what I'd do without my health and then I cried but then JR came round and told me he was stoked that I was third generation and had earned some backstage stroke And now i'm high I will survive With the help of Eviloution I got back my broken pride I don't care my moves are bland Cause I'm part of Vince's paln I will survive I will survive Yeah Yeah (disco music) Oh Now go Walk out the door Just turn around now You smarks aren't welcome anymore I got the Rocky "Blue Chip" Push and the Eviloution Rush now I hang out with the Kliq Jesus thankyou very much Dude, that was funny, but you have way too much time on your hands.
NYU Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 JR: King, what the hell is this ? Ric Flair has just rolled down a casket to ringside ! And Triple H stuffed Nash into the casket ! By gawd, this is terrifying. DAMN THAT BASTARD TRIPLE H'S SOUL TO HELL ! DAMN HIM, AND MAY HE BURN IN THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE THAT IS HIS BLACK SOUL ! Wait....what is this ? A lightning bolt just struck the casket and now, Nash is rising. He's rising above the casket ! This is the damndest thing I've ever seen ! And look at his hair, blowing like a gentle breeze on a clear Autumn day ! He's breathing a little heavily but he's on top of the cell now ! HHH: Grrrr-uh ! I'll get you Nash-uh ! *HHH attempts to climb cell but tears quad on the first hole and falls* JR: King....this is amazing ! *Nash pumps his fist in the air on top of the cell, but he overexerts himself and tears a quad. He falls on the roof, clutching his leg and screaming* JR: These two gladiators ! By gawd, what a match ! Not for the weak at heart, let me tell you ! ------------------------------------------------------------ If they were willing to have Taker do the whole casket-rising bit, why not Nash ? It will get him on top of the cell at least.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 How bout some for Randy Orton: At First I was scared I was petrified Kept worryin what I'd do without my health and then I cried but then JR came round and told me he was stoked that I was third generation and had earned some backstage stroke And now i'm high I will survive With the help of Eviloution I got back my broken pride I don't care my moves are bland Cause I'm part of Vince's paln I will survive I will survive Yeah Yeah (disco music) Oh Now go Walk out the door Just turn around now You smarks aren't welcome anymore I got the Rocky "Blue Chip" Push and the Eviloution Rush now I hang out with the Kliq Jesus thankyou very much Dude, that was funny, but you have way too much time on your hands. It's just a matter of getting the lyrics to a song and looking for spots to change. Ten minutes tops.
Adam Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Olympic Hero, you are a great man, now if only we had the power to make it happen
Guest Kid Kablam Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 How bout some for Randy Orton: At First I was scared I was petrified Kept worryin what I'd do without my health and then I cried but then JR came round and told me he was stoked that I was third generation and had earned some backstage stroke And now i'm high I will survive With the help of Eviloution I got back my broken pride I don't care my moves are bland Cause I'm part of Vince's paln I will survive I will survive Yeah Yeah (disco music) Oh Now go Walk out the door Just turn around now You smarks aren't welcome anymore I got the Rocky "Blue Chip" Push and the Eviloution Rush now I hang out with the Kliq Jesus thankyou very much Dude, that was funny, but you have way too much time on your hands. It's just a matter of getting the lyrics to a song and looking for spots to change. Ten minutes tops. And if you've heard the song a bunch of times it's even easier and quicker.
Adam Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Yeah, I suppose so. What song could we have for Nash?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Yeah, I suppose so. What song could we have for Nash? It's raining men, changed to I'm tearing quads?
Mecha Mummy Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 You realize that this whole thread really doesn't help our being typecast as geeks, right? ... That being said, how long until someone writes "It's Tearing Quads"? I'm too busy playing EWR...
Adam Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Dude, we are just bagging the Cliq again, its OK.
Guest Kid Kablam Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Well even though I'm poking fun at him, I would like to see Orton develope. Maybe they can let Benoit tutor him. And of course I hope he doesn't have to go through his career with injuries like he has his first two years. Does anyone know how his foot is doing?
Murmuring Beast Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 W.W.E to the tune of Y.M.C.A "Young man, there's no need to feel fat I said, young man, pick yourself off the mat I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new ring There's no need to feel held dow-wn. Young man, there's a place you can job I said, young man, when you're losing streak makes you sob You can stay there and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a bad time It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE They have losers like you that they love to hold down Back your bags, just like D'Lo Brown It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE You can't get a clean win Jobbing that's what you'll do Like Funaki and all the Kung-Fu's Young man, are you listening to me I said, young man, get your hands off your knees I said, young man, listen to Triple H But you've got to listen to just one thing Shut it, yea, I said shut your big mouth Young man, put your pride on the shelf I said, young man, you are a dead-beat May life begin and end wrestling Crash on Heat It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE You can't get a clean win Jobbing that's what you'll do Like Funaki and all the Kung-Fu's Young man, I was once in your shoes I said, young man, I thought I always would lose But the difference is I'm shagging Vince's daughter - ooh yea That's when someone came up to me Her breasts had sprung up to 38DD She said Vince, yea, he wanted a champ That could hold the belt for-ever It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE You can't get a clean win Jobbing that's what you'll do Like Funaki and all the Kung-Fu's It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE They have losers like you that they love to hold down Back your bags, just like D'Lo Brown WWE WWE WWE WWE Yea!
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