Storm, due June 28th!

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

NOMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[cmclennan 0]

Prom? Don't they normally do those things in May?

Ever heard of Canada.

They make beer up there, right?

 

And maple syrup. Can't forget the syrup...

And here I was, thinking our number one export was Hockey Players...

[Guest Renegade]

So has Silent gone back to using the name Silent?

 

 

And last question, the battle royal is no dq right?

[Guest Powerplay]

I think he's still Kibagami. No name change in his stats, at least.

[Guest redbaron51]

Prom? Don't they normally do those things in May?

Ever heard of Canada.

They make beer up there, right?

 

And maple syrup. Can't forget the syrup...

And here I was, thinking our number one export was Hockey Players...

isn't it Ice, since every house up in Canada is igloo's

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

And last question, the battle royal is no dq right?

Yes, knowing this would help... a lot.

[Guest Ace309]

Uh, Battle Royals are all no-DQ.

 

Unless it fits the match to have Eddy Long sticking his nose in, in which case have him threaten the wrestler with disqualification.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

This match is kicking my ass all over the place.

 

I mean, really, boot marks. Ow.

[Guest Suicide King]

in the match description it clearly states that to be eliminated you must go over the top rope and land on the floor with both feet in sight of an official who makes the call. that is how you eliminate people. you can't eliminate someone by DQ, so it would be fairly clear that it's no DQ.

[Secret Agent 0]

Well I want to have a promo in this. Not sure if I want the opening slot but right after the first match would be nice.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Well, I FINALLY have everything sorted out, and I'm starting to write... the only way this won't turn out well is if I run out of time or something, but hopefully the writing will go by fast.

 

I must say though... five matches on a card, and one has TEN fucking people in it? Well Jesus, for the first time in a long time, we're in GOOD shape.

[Guest Suicide King]

Happens every summer, and damned if we're not gonna take advantage of it this time.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Eh. We've been in good shape since Battleground. Now we're simply in great shape.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

I wish I had gotten a chance to book with the really big roster. It would've been fun.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

After all that, I do believe that I'm fucked.

 

Gonna try to continue my match today... if I'm feeling it, then I'll continue, but if it's going slow... well, then I have no chance in hell of finishing, so I don't really see the point.

 

Either way... GO TNT THAT COULD! GO!

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Well, just over 6000 words sent in, it feels like nothing compared to my 17000 word PPV match. Of course Danny will no doubt blow my match out of the water, but at least my match wasn't a pathetic piece of shit like my last SWF main event was.

[Guest Ace309]

I've sent in run-in finishes for every match in case of a double no-show.

 

No. No I haven't.

[Guest Suicide King]

I will gut Stevens like a fucking fish if he has once again managed to forget that he is posting tonight.

[Secret Agent 0]

Thats OK, because I got distracted from finishing my promo by Beer and other goodies. Now I can finish my suicide promo.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I will gut Stevens like a fucking fish if he has once again managed to forget that he is posting tonight.

...Grag. I know I'll lose the Battle Royale, but I was reeeeally looking forward to the next show's card!

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Oh well, looks like i have to wait a while longer to see my crushing defeat made official.

[Guest Renegade]

Oh well, looks like i have to wait a while longer to see my crushing defeat made official.

Yeah dont I know the feeling.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Oh well, looks like i have to wait a while longer to see my crushing defeat made official.

Yeah dont I know the feeling.

Well you know 'Gade, you're one of the three who showed, so don't count your eggs before they explode or something.

[Atlas 0]

Three people showed? Wow, I could've actually had a chance here. I'm way too sick to be writing though, but still...

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

I somehow got my match done and sent in, even with all the chaos of my cousin getting married yesterday and all the stuff before that.

 

I woke up about 5 minutes ago expecting a show. Looks like Mark forgot.

[Guest Grand Slam]

Mark did not forget. I think whatever illness nailed King head on last week sideswiped me last night. I'll only say this about it. I spent so much time in the bathroom, I was considering having cable installed...

 

I am commencing with the postage right now...

[Guest Crowe]

I somehow got my match done and sent in, even with all the chaos of my cousin getting married yesterday and all the stuff before that.

Hey! My cousin got married yesterday too!

 

....

 

Wait a minute. We better not be related.