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Guest BoboBrazil

DARK MATCHES

 

Ultimo Dragon defeated Jack Wicks in 4:17 with neck snap and pin

Mike Noe & Mike Phoenix defeated Joe E Legend & Chad Wasnofsky in 5:15 when Noe pinned Wasnofsky

 

VELOCITY

 

Jamie Noble defeated Spanky in 5:48 with submission

Sean O'Haire defeated Funaki in 4:06 with plunge drop and pin

Kannon defeated Mike Bell in 4:34 with flatliner and pin

Matt Hardy defeated Shannon Moore in 5:28 with rollup package and pin

SMACKDOWN

 

Vince comes out and said he will put the final lid on Mr. America tonight.

 

Cruiserweight Match

Rey Mysterio defeated Nunzio in 6:56 with 619 and pin.

Billy Kidman congratulates Rey for his win

 

On the screen they announce Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle at Vengence

 

Chris Benoit & Rhyno defeated The Bashams in 5:37 when Benoit defeated Danny with crossface submission

 

Stephanie is worried about her match, and Sable assures her that if anything happens to her, Sable will take over as Manager.

 

US Title Tournament

Billy Gunn pinned John Cena in 5:58 with small package and pin

Undertaker distracts Cena.

 

WWE Tag Titles

Charlie Haas & Sheldon Benjamin defeated Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri to win the titles in 13:16 when Haas pinned Eddie with a rollup and pin

 

A Train defeated Orlando Johnson in 4:35 with backbreaker and pin

 

Then they showed a Wrestlemania III Flash Back

Vince comes to the ring with Sable They show clips of MSG of Hulk Hogan unmasking and was Mr. America. They showed many angles of it. So therefore, Hogan can go on the unemployment line tomorrow, because he is fired !!!

 

The Main Event is announced as a No Holds Barred Handicap Match.

 

Zach Gowen and Stephanie McMahon vs. Big Show (Zach's new entrance music - Nobody's Gonna Stand In My Way)

 

Zach defeated Big Show in 4:46 with a moonsault and pin

 

1wrestling.com

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Guest BoboBrazil

Ultimo Dragon in a dark match and Billy Gunn continues his quest to become US champ!

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Guest MaxPower27

13 minute tag title match? I'll tape SD and FF through all the crap.

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Guest TheBostonStrangler

So the biggest threat to Brock Lesnar's title over the last few months just got beat by a one-legged guy and Stephanie McMahon?

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Guest Nevermortal

Ultimo in a dark match? 3 rollup finishes? The worst ending ever to the LONG AS FUCK Mr. America angle?

 

BEST....SMACKDOWN.....EVER

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Guest Choken One

Sounds good except for that ONE glaring problem...

 

 

CENA FUCKING JOBS TO FUCKING BILLY GUNN and starts an angle with Taker?

 

At least we get The Best Damn Tag Team/Eddy+Taj in 13 minute match

 

Sounds solid and doesnt look to be sucktatular...

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Guest Just call me Dan

I'm sure Angle or Brock did a run in on Show to allow for the Gowan pin, and I'm sure this will lead to his entry into the Vengeance Main Event. Angle/Taker/Rock was awesome last year, and this one could be just as fun.

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Guest Raven_Effect01

Damn, WWE has already pissed on Ultimo Dragon by putting him in a dark match just ONE WEEK after his debut. Dragon might as well go back to Japan where he can get more respect again.

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Guest Choken One
Er...

 

 

Where are Kurt and Brock?

I'm betting backstage taped vignettes or something...

 

 

Hell...Do the Training Videos again ala Summer Slam 02.

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Guest Anglesault
Sounds good except for that ONE glaring problem...

ONE?

 

The champion and number one contender are nowhere to be found!

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Guest AndrewTS
Ultimo in a dark match? 3 rollup finishes? The worst ending ever to the LONG AS FUCK Mr. America angle?

 

BEST....SMACKDOWN.....EVER

It's still probably the best SD in a month or so.

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Why???? Cena should definitely have beaten Billy Gunn, for all we know Gunn will get injured for another 6 to 8 months and then come back as "The One"! McMahon better realize how badly his shows are getting. Big Show loses in 5 minutes to a kid that weighs half his weight. What is wrong with that picture!?

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Guest BoboBrazil

Eddy turned on Tajiri and threw him into a car windshield after the match also.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

I guess Hogan is really..gone..

 

That 13 min tag match will end up being like 9 with a commercial break stuck in the middle.

 

Ultimo dragon wrestling in a dark match sucks.

 

Billy Gunn over Cena? So up to now 2 faces and one quasi-heel turning face (Hardy) have won matches. Doesn't make much sense.

 

Orlando Johnson? Im guessing someone confused him again.. I bet its Orlando Jordan..

Damn them for jobbing him to A Train.

 

Zach beating Show was you know, just obvious.

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Guest Anglesault

I seem to be the only one alarmed at the total lack of The champion and number one contender.

 

Was this their way of not making it any worse?

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Guest Choken One

EDDY HEEL TURN!

 

YES!

 

That's it...If you put him over Tajiri at Vengence...

 

Put him with the Lesnar-Angle-Benoit-Rhyno series just to spice shit up...

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Well, I'm ordering Vengeance now. The promise of a match that will be at least **** in the ME is too promising to pass on.

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Guest Space_Cowboy

Tag Title match should be good, other than that it looks like the usual dreck. And Benoit, Noble and Kanyon don't job for once.

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Guest Choken One
I seem to be the only one alarmed at the total lack of The champion and number one contender.

 

Was this their way of not making it any worse?

It's not like it hasn't been done before...

 

The best thing to do is just have the hype videos ready...

 

Don't get your panties in a bunch...

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Guest Anglesault
Well, I'm ordering Vengeance now. The promise of a match that will be at least **** in the ME is too promising to pass on.

If creative bothers TO PUT THEM ON THE SHOW.

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Guest Choken One

Don't get your panties in a bunch about Dragon...It's not the end of the world...

 

Calm down.

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Guest Anglesault
I seem to be the only one alarmed at the total lack of The champion and number one contender.

 

Was this their way of not making it any worse?

It's not like it hasn't been done before...

Drawing a blank.

 

A show that both the champ and number one contender totally skipped.

 

The best thing to do is just have the hype videos ready...

 

It's just like the real thing!

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Guest bob_barron

Ohhh quit your bitching.

 

KANYON

WON

A

MATCH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest Choken One

AGAINST MIKE BELL!

 

BAH GAWD! He headlined Raw in 1994!

 

It's Kanyon's crowning achievement!

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Cruiserweight Match

Rey Mysterio defeated Nunzio in 6:56 with 619 and pin.

Billy Kidman congratulates Rey for his win

 

This would be good had Nunzio been, you know, credible... and maybe more involved in the cruiserweight division...

 

On the screen they announce Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle at Vengence

 

Why didn't they just play telephone with the crowd and have each one whisper in the person sitting beside thems ear that "Angle vs. Lesnar, Vengeance"... cause that's about the equivalent.

 

Chris Benoit & Rhyno defeated The Bashams in 5:37 when Benoit defeated Danny with crossface submission

 

Ooooooh boy. Graduating from Velocity~! Work your way up Chris! YOU CAN DO IT! Way to beat those CRRRAAAAZY Bashams!

 

Stephanie is worried about her match, and Sable assures her that if anything happens to her, Sable will take over as Manager.

 

Does this matter at all since Vince is the guy making decisions on Smackdown now?

 

US Title Tournament

Billy Gunn pinned John Cena in 5:58 with small package and pin

Undertaker distracts Cena.

 

Thank GOD Cena isn't winning this one. Look for Eddie to advance next week and Gunn to go over him as well. Can you feeeell the Billy Gunn US title reign!?! CAN YA! Yay, Taker can now get his win back cause he had to do all that put-overing in that smackdown #1 contenders tourny.

 

WWE Tag Titles

Charlie Haas & Sheldon Benjamin defeated Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri to win the titles in 13:16 when Haas pinned Eddie with a rollup and pin

 

I liked Tajiri and Eddie as a Tag Team. This isn't much of a tag division though. They work well together.

 

A Train defeated Orlando Johnson in 4:35 with backbreaker and pin

 

Blah. Albert vs. Eddie next week.... Eddie is not facing Billy Gunn in the semis... Albert vs. Gunn! YES~! Can you smell it? The workrate? Can you?

 

Then they showed a Wrestlemania III Flash Back

Vince comes to the ring with Sable They show clips of MSG of Hulk Hogan unmasking and was Mr. America. They showed many angles of it. So therefore, Hogan can go on the unemployment line tomorrow, because he is fired !!!

 

Mr. McMahon vs. Hulk Hogan - 5 months - 7 segments per show - WM built around it - ending with.... NOTHING!

 

The Main Event is announced as a No Holds Barred Handicap Match.

 

Zach Gowen and Stephanie McMahon vs. Big Show (Zach's new entrance music - Nobody's Gonna Stand In My Way)

 

Zach defeated Big Show in 4:46 with a moonsault and pin

 

So Big Show gets built up as the only man who can defeat Brock Lesnar, goes over a variety of opponents, made to look unstoppable... just to lose to a cripple? Ah well. I can't wait to see Zach with the strap... no wait, they won't give him that... Well, Zach wrestling those... no... um...err... what now?

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Guest Mulatto Heat
CENA FUCKING JOBS TO FUCKING BILLY GUNN

No more 'world class athlete' or 'drawing commodity' anymore? I guess it is alright unless he goes over one of your faves, which is OK, but just admit to it.

 

Well, I'm ordering Vengeance now. The promise of a match that will be at least **** in the ME is too promising to pass on.

 

Don't worry, Big Show will be interjected, especially now with Hogan gone. A couple of those snowflakes just melted away.

 

The best thing to do is just have the hype videos ready...

 

Then where are they?

 

Don't get your panties in a bunch about Dragon...It's not the end of the world...

 

He could have merited a Velocity match at least. Or the A-Train/Jordan spot.

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Guest Anglesault
I seem to be the only one alarmed at the total lack of The champion and number one contender.

 

Was this their way of not making it any worse?

Don't worry, they'll stil book them in a way that pisses you off ;)

i.e. Not at all

 

Someone give me ONE, ONE reason why they aren't on the show and an Albert match is?

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