The One and Only Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

First off, there are in fact MATT FACTS!

-Matt lost his virginity at age seventeen and Matt has never had his earings.

 

Kurt's Rap

 

Names Kurt Angle and what the heck

I won a Gold medal with a broken freakin neck

You better step off cause we ain't friends

Im movin on up like the Jeffersons

You don't scare me, no no no

Im may suck, but you just blow

WORD!

 

Cena: Its obvious that none of you ever majored in Thuganomics.

*Kurt Hugs Cena*

Cena: What the hell was that!

Kurt: Its obvious you never majored in Huganomics! East Side!

 

Other notes..

 

Jamie Noble bought himself new khacki shorts. The "indecent proposal" was a measly $10,000.

 

Stephanie speared Sable over a couch and was screaming like a banshee as she got taken away.

 

Im surprised at Kidman/Rey vs The World's Greatest Tag Team at Vengeance for the titles. But at the end of the fatal fourway, Kidman picks up Rey and slams him (accidentally or foreshadowing??) face first into the turnbuckle, although Rey sorta just shrugs it off.

 

Everything else has pretty much been covered.

 

I was sorta pissed at having to watch the handicapped match last week (unclipped) and overall the matches were pretty much decent, nothing really great.

 

Best match of the night was probably the 3 on 1 match. Eddy vs Ultimo Dragon was short and disapointing.

 

Smackdown is taping in Columbus on Sunday because of their Tour over to Thailand and Japan next week.

Edited July 10, 2003 by MarvinisaLunatic

[Guest Choken One]

I love it...

 

 

AS can fuck off...Funny Angle owns it.

[Guest nl5xsk1]

 

I don't get why Angle's rapping...but maybe he WANTS to have fun in front of the crowd, considering a few months ago he may have thought he'd never be able to again. Then again, meh, it's probably Vince's fault. Everythign else is, right?

I don't CARE.

 

Goldust wanted breast implants. It was overrulled because it was stupid (not to mention bizarre)

 

No matter how much Angle wants it, the incomptetant bumbling idiot dork WILL NOT sell a PPV or help anything, so it should be vetoed.

I'm not sold that incompetent Angle HURTS the sell of a PPV, either though. PPV buy rates are shitty across the board, regardless of who's doing what as a character.

 

Either way, seeing that none of the revenue generated by PPV sales goes into my pockets, I'd rather Kurt be doing what he enjoys even if it DOES hurt PPV buys: having fun. And if being a "incomptetant bumbling idiot dork" is fun for him, all the power to him.

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

So we only have 3 days to wait until we find out if Billy Gunn advances to Vengeance.

[Guest Vyce]

Oh God.

 

After reading the transcript of that rap, I imagine AS will be on top of a water tower with a rifle come Friday morning.

[Guest Anglesault]

Kurt's Rap

 

Names Kurt Angle and what the heck

I won a Gold medal with a broken freakin neck

You better step off cause we ain't friends

Im movin on up like the Jeffersons

You don't scare me, no no no

Im may suck, but you just blow

WORD!

 

Cena: Its obvious that none of you ever majored in Thuganomics.

*Kurt Hugs Cena*

Cena: What the hell was that!

Kurt: Its obvious you never majored in Huganomics! East Side!

next week.

Oh good lord.