The One And Only WWE RAW 7-14-03 Thread

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Hey he's borrowing JR's lines!

[Guest Choken One]

Well...That was Abrupt..

[Guest Nevermortal]

DAMN YOU AUSTIN YOU SON OF A BITCH

[Guest evlpurpose]

Is anyone else hoping Kane comes out next week and serves JR burgers to the Coach and the King?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

They should have thrown a couple of "bah gawds" in with that yelling for JR!!

[Guest razazteca]

You know as bad this is this is going to have 6.9 rating.

 

Time to watch real T & A on the E! channel.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Stone Cold's face was priceless though......i never saw him with that face.....I guess JR is taking a vacation. I must say.....GLen JAcobs is a pretty good damn actor.

[Guest HartFan86]

That was beyond retarded.

[Agent_Bond34 0]

That was indeed funny.

 

Hearing those 'screams' were just flat out hilarious.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I hope I'm tripping here. Just think Vince thinks that was great entertainment.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

When Kane punched "JR", did anybody else think it was a camera cut to a pre-recorded shot? Looked kinda...odd.

[Guest Choken One]

Only Jacobs could have done anything with that script...

[ANKLELOCK 0]

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AlwaysPissedOff EDIT: Don NOT stretch the tables like that again.

Edited July 15, 2003 by AlwaysPissedOff

[Placebo Effect 0]

I see The Dames has stopped in to see our opinions on this abortion.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

JR BBQ Suace: for that slow-burned taste

Stop.....stop, I can't breathe......

 

 

seriously, I'm laughing so hard at this shit I nearly just pissed myself. I'm not even joking.

As Kane loses mental control, the fans lose bladder control. The mark of a successful Main Event Interview.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

"... And me and Taker aren't really brothers... hell, my name isn't even Kane."

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

"ahhhhh ahhhhhhh bah gawd my damn back is on fire!! ahhhhhhhhh"

[Guest Coffey]

Glen Jacobs is a pretty good damn actor.

HAHA! Yeah fucking right.

[Guest Choken One]

Ah this shit is even worse!

 

GET AWAY!

[Guest Nevermortal]

That was the greatest segment ever. I love it. Craptacular.

[NYU 0]

So, uh.....I'm assuming it's a safe bet that RVD will beat Kane next week. Right ? Wait....no chance ? Ah, shit.

[Placebo Effect 0]

When Kane punched "JR", did anybody else think it was a camera cut to a pre-recorded shot? Looked kinda...odd.

That was probably the case. I was curious as to what the hell was going on with that shot.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

ANKLELOCK kill the extended ellipsis!

[Guest Indy]

HOLY SHIT!! THE REAL KANE IS BACK!! THE REAL MONSTER IS BACK!!

 

 

~WHOOOOOOOOO!!~

[Guest Choken One]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE PAGE?

[LooseCannon25 0]

What? I think he did pretty well in the segment. Just because it sucked ass doesnt mean he didnt do a good job with what he was given

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

This makes me kinda look forward to SK's review. I can't wait to see how he rips this apart.

 

edit: Vince McMahon on Striperella playing a sleazy strip club owner. Who will make the truth/fiction comment?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

DUDE!!!!! VINCE IS ON STRIPPERELLA!!!

[Guest acnx]

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen...

 

...

 

But god damn was it funny.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Vince is even more of a perv animated.