The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Adam 0]

That was Mecha Chosun, which was revealed to be JudasSault all along.

[Guest JudasSault]

hi

[Adam 0]

Yes Judas we know.

[Guest Choken One]

: Early morning. It's still dark. The Moon peers through a window. Choken One stands as he adjusts his silver cross Necklace. He looks at himself in the mirror again. A pair of soft hands embrace Choken's bare chest:

 

Choken: Hey...

Choken's Wife: You're leaving again aren't you?

Choken: I have to...

Choken Wife: No you don't but you will anyway. I can't stop you.

Choken: It's the life I was made for. You know that...

Choken's Wife: Understand that when you walk out that door, I'll be gone.

Choken: I'm aware...

Choken's Wife: But it's not me you're leaving behind...It's your son too...

Choken: (Stunned): My Son?

Choken's Wife: Yeah but I'm getting an Abortion...I wont have a fatherless child.

Choken: What you mean a Fatherless child?

Choken's Wife: Please, you go on your little trips and you disappear for weeks without so much of a damn phone call. I'm sick of that life and I won't let my child deal with that.

Choken: Look, I love you and I'll always will...

Choken's Wife: I Know...You better getting going...You have a plane to catch.

 

: Choken grabs his bag and slings it over his left shoulder...He takes a couple steps and pauses and softly kisses his wife one last time:

 

Choken: I'll see you in a while...

 

: Choken arrives Holding back tears at the Airport. Where a Jet is waiting for him. He hands his bag over to the handler and boards the plane. Choken Takes a seat where he is given a cocktail:

 

Choken: Thanks Peach.

 

: After the plane takes off...A few moments of silence continues as the Black Silk curtains open up and arrives the one and only DAMES.

 

: Choken holds back the urge to plug him right then and there...Dames in his Black and Red Gucci Suit smokes a Cigar as he slowly takes a seat opposite from Choken:

 

Dames: Hello, Old Friend

Choken: Haven't see you since you took us to your little Island and Let's not forget when you sent people to kill me...

Dames: All in the past.

Choken: Funny, I don't see things quite like that.

Dames: That's because you are a negative pessimistic bastard that won't let the past stay in the past.

Choken: I love your small talk...but you clearly have a purpose here besides showing off your rented jet and your rented Gucci suit

Dames: Rented?? I'LL BE DAMNED!

Choken: Uh...The tag is still on it...

Dames: OK. Fine...Here's the deal...

Choken: I'm all ears.

Dames: As you know You killed your protege...

Choken: mmm...

Dames: Uh, Chosun One? Ring a Bell?

Choken: Ah him...yeah about him?

Dames: As you may remember You left him for dead...on my god damn floor might I add...

Choken: Sorry about your precious fucking floor...what does he have to do with this shit?

Dames: Well After my Janitorial staff returned from vacation, they discovered his dead body. They decided to ship it to Me, I had no use for a Dead Body.

Choken: That's Not What I heard

Dames: Huh?

Choken: Nothing..go on

Dames: Right, So as I was saying...I sent his corpse to a Science Lab in Canada

Choken: Why Canada?

Dames: I dunno just felt like Canada.

Choken: Yeah...

Dames: So that was like 4 months ago...I understand that you haven't see the A-Team in A while.

Choken: We all kinda went off on our own separate ways after I Killed Chosun...Zack went off to be with C.C...CWM i heard is running a bike gang and Who was the other guy?

Dames: Uh...That would be CHOSUN. The guy you killed...

Choken: Oh Right...Forgot.

Dames: Since then I have obviously kept tabs on you and the other Members.

Choken: What about those B. Team fuckers?

Dames: I couldn't care less about those cumwads.

Choken: Understood.

Dames: I have video surveillance on each member...

Choken: Ah Wonderful...

Dames: As you may recall...Since You guys quit your search to kill Banky, he has since returned and "saved" the board and has gone through MANY incarnations as has you buddy CWM.

Choken: Yeah, I heard he went through like multiple personalties and shit...

Dames: Yeah, It was fucked up man.

Choken: Yeah...So...Why am I here? I mean the A- TEAM is dead and buried.

Dames: Not Quite. I have achieved a new enemy, a New goal...

Choken: You still can't find a copy of the new Scarface DVD?

Dames: Nah...I got that fucker right away

Choken: Naturally.

Dames: But Like I was saying...I need you guys, You, Zack and CWM to reunite and bring the band back together...

Choken: I'll think about it…

 

: Plane Lands in NYC:

 

: Dames and Choken enter a limo but not before a crazy bloody woman runs up to Choken

 

Girl: HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! CHOSUN'S ALIVE!

[Ravenbomb 0]

I could use a little more appreciation. Not a whole lot more, though, or it'd go to my head

[Guest Choken One]

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

 

You interupted the god damn motherfucking saga.

[Ravenbomb 0]

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

 

You interupted the god damn motherfucking saga.

Bite me

[Adam 0]

:: Chosun One steals a car from near the cemetery and goes to the nearest Gas Station. He walks in and sees the guy behind the counter, a teenager who thinks he's king shit ::

 

Guy: What can I get ya bud.

 

Chosun: I'll have.... everything.

 

:: Chosun grabs the guy from behind the counter, picks him up and throws him into a display of potato chips. Chosun then grabs a pocket knife from the counter and flicks the knife open. The guy gets up and runs at Chosun, but Chosun stabs him in the stomach on the way through. The guy collapses.::

 

Chosun: Ive been asleep for a couple of months. I'm damn hungry.

 

:: Chosun grabs all that he can find, plus the money from the drawer. He then grabs the phone, picks it up and dials a number ::

 

Voice: Hello?

 

Chosun: Hello there, remember me?

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED

[spiny norman 0]

I've been here longer than most people (December 2000) here yet am still personality-less! Thus I believe I am underappreciated. I'm a senior, damn it! Appreciate me!

[Adam 0]

God dammit, could Choken be any more blunt?

 

STOP INTERRUPTING THE FUCKING SAGA~!

[Slayer 0]

<interrupts the saga with commercial breaks for male enhancement drugs and Ronco products>

[Adam 0]

you...... bastard......

[HarleyQuinn 0]

*grabs a bucket of popcorn and looks around* Continue with the fucking saga bitches!

[Adam 0]

:: Chosun continues his conversation with the voice on the other end of the line ::

 

Chosun: ... so thats my story. Im still alive, and I need a favor. I'm coming to your place. Tonight. Have everything ready for me. You know what I need to do. Thanks, you are a friend.

 

:: Chosun hangs up the phone and goes outside the Gas Station. He fills the car up and prepares for the long drive ::

 

Cut to: Chosun arriving at the ranch

 

:: Chosun walks up to the front door and knocks slowly. He hasn't seen these people in months, he wonders if they have changed::

 

The door opens to reveal....

 

CHAVE~!

 

Chosun: Hey man.

 

Chave: Fuck, you look like shit man.

 

Chosun: Well I've been in a shallow fucking grave for 3 months Chave, its pretty obvious that I would look like shit.

 

Chave: But why did you contact me? I was a member of the B-Team! We were enemies!

 

Chosun: Well, you DID mark out when I first became Chosun One, so I thought you could help me. I want to be a killing machine. I want to be THE MAN. I know I can train here.

 

Chave: Well, sure, train all you like. Id like to see you kill those A-Team bastards! Go get 'em kid!

 

:: The Rocky theme plays as Chosun builds up his strength and stamina, ready for the final showdown with CWM nad Choken One::

[Styles 0]

Hi guys! I hope there's no sagas I'm interrupting! .....hmmm....oh....OH...woops...

[spiny norman 0]

Hey, I've been here for three freaking years! I can interrupt any saga whenever I bloody well want. So don't you oppress me, mate.

[Adam 0]

I was wondering when TSm would get the guy who always goes on about how he's been here the longest the deserves respect. You stole the gimmick from the Undertaker in late 2001, didn't you?

[spiny norman 0]

Piss off, I hate newbs.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I was wondering when TSm would get the guy who always goes on about how he's been here the longest the deserves respect. You stole the gimmick from the Undertaker in late 2001, didn't you?

I SAVED the Board, thereby I get all the respect biaattches

[Adam 0]

Didn't Banky help save the board?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Didn't Banky help save the board?

Nah, he just helped save our precious post counts and classic threads.

[Adam 0]

Oh, OK. In other news, where is Choken to do his part of the SAGA~! ???

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Didn't Banky help save the board?

Nah, he just helped save our precious post counts and classic threads.

I saved the board first

[Zack Malibu 0]

Hey, am I still dead?

 

Cuz y'know, we could always bring HER into the saga.

 

You know who I mean.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Runs in and hits Zack with a clothesline from Hell::

 

Poppick, where is the show at?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Popick, you vaginal discharge, I read your continuance of this. Calling me skinny and pimply? Oh, shit's ON, bitch!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Zack, even though both you and him kicked me out, Poppick has me on his side, which will lead to a massive push to the moon. On that note, get in the shower, bitch!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Zack, even though both you and him kicked me out, Poppick has me on his side, which will lead to a massive push to the moon. On that note, get in the shower, bitch!

OK, for the FIVE MILLIONTH time...

 

I did not kick you out of the OAOAST. Hell, I just told you to REJOIN!

[Adam 0]

Did you die in the SAGA~! Zack?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Did you die in the SAGA~! Zack?

Maybe. Maybe not. If The Big Show can fall off the roof of Cobo fuckin' Hall and come back an hour later to fight Hulk Hogan, than there is no way in hell that I'm staying dead.